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04x11 - Over the River and Through the Woods Season 4 / Episode 11: - Over the River and Through the Woods

Dr. Robert Hartley: I love coffee.
Dr. Jerry Robinson: I love tea.
Elliot Carlin: I love the Java Jive and it loves me.
02x11 - Fit, Fat, and Forty-One Season 2 / Episode 11: - Fit, Fat, and Forty-One

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [addressing his doctor following his physical] Are you saying I'm fat?
Dr. Klein: Fat? No. Let's just say you're a little short for your weight.
02x10 - I'm Okay, You're Okay, So What's Wrong? Season 2 / Episode 10: - I'm Okay, You're Okay, So What's Wrong?

Emily Hartley: [Addressing Bob, who came home to find all the furniture rearranged] You hate it, right?
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: I won't say I hate it; it's just alien to anything I've ever liked before.
02x10 - I'm Okay, You're Okay, So What's Wrong? Season 2 / Episode 10: - I'm Okay, You're Okay, So What's Wrong?

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [Unhappy with Emily's choice of marriage counselor] Emily, I thought you were supposed to find someone neutral.
Emily Hartley: I did.
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: She's a woman!
Emily Hartley: That's right, Bob. I said neutral, not neuter.
01x01 - Fly the Unfriendly Skies Season 1 / Episode 1: - Fly the Unfriendly Skies

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Emily, what happened to all of the bourbon?
Emily Hartley: Oh, I put it in the chicken.
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [to his friend] Would you like a glass of chicken, Howard?
01x01 - Fly the Unfriendly Skies Season 1 / Episode 1: - Fly the Unfriendly Skies

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Remember when I asked you where you wanted to on our honeymoon? Hawaii, Acapulco? Did flying have anything to do with the fact you chose Gary, Indiana?
01x01 - Fly the Unfriendly Skies Season 1 / Episode 1: - Fly the Unfriendly Skies

Howard Borden: Oh, please. Let's not talk about flying. I just got back from Los Angeles. It was the hairiest flight I ever had. First time the *pilot* ever got sick.
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Howard Borden: I was, uh, just decorating my Christmas tree and I was wondering, is there a trick to stringing cranberry sauce?


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