Kevin Donnelly

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Kevin Donnelly Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 8: - All of Us Are in the Gutter Kevin Donnelly: Okay, we got a problem. [he shows Jimmy Louie's cell phone] Jimmy Donnelly: What's this? Kevin Donnelly: Louie Downtown's cell phone. Jimmy Donnelly: The one you were supposed to throw away! Kevin Donnelly: Yeah, but that's not the problem. Jimmy Donnelly: [cut to Jimmy smashing the phone on the counter] That's how you're supposed to get rid of a cell phone, Kevin! Kevin Donnelly: I guess I should've done that. Jimmy Donnelly: You guess?
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - In Each One a Savior Sean Donnelly: [referring to The Firecracker, wanting Kevin to get to work] Come on, Kevin. Have a little pride. This is the family business, here. Kevin Donnelly: Crime is the family business, Sean. This is just a staging area.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - In Each One a Savior Sean Donnelly: I'm calling Jimmy. Kevin Donnelly: What are you Tommy now? Gimme the phone! Sean Donnelly: You gonna get that stock for me? [Kevin gets up and reaches for the bar phone. He begins to dial] What are you doing? Kevin Donnelly: Calling Mom. Figure she'd like to know you're not planning on going back to school. [Sean gives in and hands Kevin back the phone]
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - In Each One a Savior Kate Farrell: [on the phone] Hi, it's Kate. Can I speak to Tommy? Kevin Donnelly: [to Kate] Yeah, hold on. I'll see if he's here. [barely covers phone and asks Tommy who is lying in bed] It's Kate. You wanna talk to her? Tommy Donnelly: Nice, Kevin. Like she doesn't really know I'm here now.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Only Thing Sure Tommy Donnelly: [Kevin hits a guy who owes them money] What do you have to hit him for, Kevin? Kevin Donnelly: That's what you do, Tommy. I don't know what to tell ya. What, do you think he's just gonna give us the money? [scoffs at Tommy] What universe do you live in? [kicks the guy again] Tommy Donnelly: Kevin! Kevin Donnelly: Tommy, what do you want from me!? [the guy hands over the money] See?
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Only Thing Sure Kevin Donnelly: [to the female gambler pleading with him not to take her money] Don't cry. That's not fair. We didn't make the bet. You did.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Run Like Hell Jimmy Donnelly: Do you know anything about setting up books? Joey Ice Cream: About the same as Kevin, except I won a bet once. Kevin Donnelly: What do you want, a smack! Joey Ice Cream: I'm just saying. Jimmy Donnelly: Does anybody know anybody? Kevin Donnelly: This guy Whitey I used to bet with. Joey Ice Cream: Oh, Whitey's a sleazebag. Jimmy Donnelly: Worse than you? Joey Ice Cream: Yeah, maybe.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Run Like Hell Helen Donnelly: Get your brother. Kevin Donnelly: [shouting] Yo, Seany! Dinner! Helen Donnelly: I could've done that.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Run Like Hell Jimmy Donnelly: [About the recovering gamblers story] Does this remind you of anybody? Kevin Donnelly: No. Jimmy Donnelly: He doesn't remind you of anybody? Kevin Donnelly: You're making a point right?
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Lies Tommy Donnelly: Kevin, come here a minute. Kevin Donnelly: I'm eating my cereal. Tommy Donnelly: What, is it gonna get cold? Kevin Donnelly: No, soggy. I hate it when that happens.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Lies Jimmy Donnelly: What's the B Thirty Two? Kevin Donnelly: The customer's code names, the one's that aren't going to be giving you any money. Jimmy Donnelly: How do you know it's a code name? Kevin Donnelly: Because I had a code name and I wouldn't be giving you any money by the way. Jimmy Donnelly: What was your code name? Kevin Donnelly: It's not important. Jimmy Donnelly: Kevin, I'm gonna beat you up if you don't tell me. Kevin Donnelly: L Twenty One. Jimmy Donnelly: What's the L for? Jimmy Donnelly: [hesitant] Lucky... Kevin Donnelly: Lucky. [Jimmy and Joey start laughing]
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Lies Kevin Donnelly: [about Nicky] Tommy, let's rob someone and give him his money or let's kill him! Tommy Donnelly: Kevin... relax.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Lies Kim: Can you give Sean a message for me? Kevin Donnelly: Not if my mom doesn't want me to.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Lies Kevin Donnelly: He's not coming out. He doesn't want anyone seeing him looking like a Cyclops. Sean Donnelly: I heard that! Kevin Donnelly: I was kidding, you look like half a Cyclops.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Lies Kevin Donnelly: [Helen gives a whole bowl of salad to Sean] What about me? Mrs. Donnelly: There's not enough for you. Have another piece of bread. Kevin Donnelly: That's not fair. Mrs. Donnelly: Should've thought about that when you let Tommy steal my casserole. Go out and eat. You haven't been out of my hair all day. Kevin Donnelly: I don't wanna go out. Mrs. Donnelly: Have some squash. Kevin Donnelly: I don't like squash. I don't even like saying it.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The World Will Break Your Heart Tommy Donnelly: We're hosting Jimmy's wake tonight. Kevin Donnelly: What? Tommy Donnelly: Kate Farrell came by this morning. She wants the wake to be here. Kevin Donnelly: [to Tommy] Can I remind you that we killed her husband?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The World Will Break Your Heart Kevin Donnelly: Why do you need a gun, Jimmy? Jimmy Donnelly: 'Cause I got to kill Dokey, thanks to my idiot brother, he thinks I killed Huey.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The World Will Break Your Heart Joey Ice Cream: This is crazy. Do we have credit? Do we have money? Do we even have a way to transport the alcohol if it were to fall from the sky? Kevin Donnelly: Remember when we were kids and had a contest to see who could shut up the longest? Kevin Donnelly: No. Who won?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The World Will Break Your Heart Kevin Donnelly: [Kevin is trying to carjack a taxi] Get the hell out. Man in cab: Why? Kevin Donnelly: Why don't I shoot you then explain it? Man in cab: Who shoots somebody with a gun in their pocket? You're stealing my cab? I know who you are. You're a Donnelly. Kevin Donnelly: Yeah! Then you know that me and my brothers will beat you to a pulp if you report this. Six o'clock cab will be on this corner.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The World Will Break Your Heart Kevin Donnelly: I always wanted to drive a cab. Joey Ice Cream: Are you nuts? Twenty hours in a confined space being told what to do by the kind of people who can't even afford cars?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The World Will Break Your Heart Kevin Donnelly: [Kevin and Joey sneak into a restaurant and find some Kosher wine] Crap! All we got here is Jew wine. We allowed to drink this stuff? Joey Ice Cream: Who wouldn't allow you, Kevin? Kevin Donnelly: I don't know. It's unholy or something. Joey Ice Cream: It's fine! Kevin Donnelly: I mean it's alcohol too, right? Joey Ice Cream: Yeah, only it's Rabbi approved alcohol.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The World Will Break Your Heart Joey Ice Cream: I thought you said you waited here? Kevin Donnelly: No I applied. The bastards wouldn't hire me because of my shadey employment history.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Stone of the Heart Kevin Donnelly: [talking about where to dump Louie's body] What about the landfill? I mean we could sneak him in, put him under some garbage, they bury him for us. Tommy Donnelly: The landfill on Staten Island? Kevin Donnelly: Yeah Tommy Donnelly: [sarcastically] So what, we just take the ferry? Just the three of us? Kevin Donnelly: Okay, we stuff him in a furnace. Tommy Donnelly: Our furnace? Kevin Donnelly: No, of course not. Somebody elses. Tommy Donnelly: So you know somebody who's got a furnace large enough for a body? Kevin Donnelly: I'd have to think about it. Umm... How about a tub full of acid? Tommy Donnelly: Kevin stop making suggestions you're really freaking me out.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Stone of the Heart Kevin Donnelly: [Tommy kicks at a barstool] You wonder why we keep having to buy new stools?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Stone of the Heart Tommy Donnelly: Now we gotta get rid of a body in broad daylight. Kevin Donnelly: Okay, so we'll wait 'til tonight. Tommy Donnelly: Yeah, you're right Kevin, 'cause the smell of a rotting body is not gonna attract any attention. Let's wait. Kevin Donnelly: Again with the sarcasm. I'm getting sick of it Tommy.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Stone of the Heart Kevin Donnelly: [after Tommy's just left a meeting with the Italians] How'd it go? Tommy Donnelly: Like it went. What the hell is Joey Ice Cream doing here? Kevin Donnelly: I have no idea.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Stone of the Heart Kevin Donnelly: Wait, Jimmy! Wait, wait! Jimmy Donnelly: What? Kevin Donnelly: If I took this to the track first, I could double it. Jimmy Donnelly: You gamble a penny of that money, I'm gonna bite your thumbs off!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Stone of the Heart Kevin Donnelly: Why is everyone using sarcasm on me today?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Stone of the Heart Tommy Donnelly: Kevin, nobody saw us. Kevin Donnelly: Yeah, what about the parking lot guy? Tommy Donnelly: That was five blocks away. Kevin Donnelly: Yeah, but he nodded at me. Tommy Donnelly: So we should kill him? Kevin Donnelly: No! No, of course not! [pause] I mean, unless you think... Tommy Donnelly: You gotta stop!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Stone of the Heart Tommy Donnelly: Are you wearing two jackets? Kevin Donnelly: How do you mean? Tommy Donnelly: [Tommy slowly reveals two jackets that Kevin is wearing] You are! I told you we had to get rid of what we we're wearing! Kevin Donnelly: Yeah, but it's my favorite one. Tommy Donnelly: Throw it out right now! Kevin Donnelly: Aww, man!

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