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	Season 3 / Episode 22: - On the Run Jaime Sommers: [writing a letter of resignation to Oscar] I'm tired of answering the bugle. I'm tired of being called a winner just because Rudy's genius made it impossible for me to lose. And I'm tired of looking in the mirror and seeing an OSI agent instead of a woman. I'm just tired.
	Season 3 / Episode 22: - On the Run Jaime Sommers: Are you telling trying to me that I can't even quit if I want to? I mean, I don't understand you, I thought that I was more than just a pawn to you or even a tool. [pinches Oscar's arm as she speaks] Oscar Goldman: Jaime, you're hurting my arm.
	Season 3 / Episode 22: - On the Run Oscar Goldman: You know, Callahan once accused me of being married to the OSI. Now if that's the case, you're the closest thing to family I'll ever have. I want you to know I'm gonna miss you, very, very much. But I want you to go, be free, find whatever it is your looking for. 'Cause I... well, I love you.
	Season 3 / Episode 22: - On the Run Chris Williams: I don't believe this. We know more about what's going on in Moscow and Peking than we do at the NSB. Dr. Rudy Wells: It's a rotten political trick. For years now, Parr's been trying to discredit you and get the NSB to take over all the government under cover operations and he's using Jaime as a an issue to do it. Oscar Goldman: Parr believes it's for the good of the country, Rudy. That's the trouble. He thinks he's doing the right thing.
	Season 3 / Episode 22: - On the Run Jaime Sommers: Three years ago they brought me back to life. I felt very grateful, okay, I said I would work for them. I decided to become an agent and go on a mission occasionaly. Then occasionally became all the time. Chris, I haven't had any life of my own at all. All I have had is missions. I don't like what I have been doing and I don't like what I've become. Chris Williams: But it's good enough for me to fall in love with. Jaime Sommers: Oh really? Well what are you in love with? If you're a leg man, honey, you're outta luck.
	Season 3 / Episode 21: - Rancho Outcast Jaime Sommers: [about Max] He likes you. Oscar Goldman: Well, I like him too, Jaime, I just don't want a tongue all over my face, that's all.
	Season 3 / Episode 21: - Rancho Outcast Jaime Sommers: And you think he's gone to Hidalgo and you want me to follow him in there. Oscar Goldman: Right. Jaime Sommers: Wrong. Listen, you've got plenty of men who can handle this job - why are you sending me? Oscar Goldman: I sent two of my agents into Hidalgo. I haven't heard from them since. Jaime Sommers: Oh, swell.
	Season 3 / Episode 21: - Rancho Outcast Oscar Goldman: [to Petie] If you don't bring Frank back, back to prison you go.
	Season 3 / Episode 21: - Rancho Outcast Jaime Sommers: Petie, you know what? There ain't know way you're getting your hands on that money to see it, feel it, smell it, touch it, no way, nada. Okay? Now you go down to the jeep, get the things, and I will clean up as you so graciously offered. Petie 'The Weasel' Regan: I was, I was just testing to see if I could trust you. You scored zip. Zip!
	Season 3 / Episode 21: - Rancho Outcast Jaime Sommers: I was, I was just testing to see if I could trust you. You scored zip. Zip! Petie 'The Weasel' Regan: My word, that ain't worth nothing. What do you think they call me 'The Weasel' for?
	Season 3 / Episode 21: - Rancho Outcast Colonel: Are your neckhairs high enough yet for me to start forming a firing squad? Gustave: Just about... Order them shot if they try and leave again.
	Season 3 / Episode 21: - Rancho Outcast Madeline Boylin: [about Jaime] She was trying to rob me. One-Eyed-One: Robbing? That is a man's work. I am taking you to Señor Gustave.
	Season 3 / Episode 21: - Rancho Outcast Gustave: A dancer? Well, my guests get little enough entertainment as it is, so you must dance for us. And I'll feed your fingers to the iguanas before I kill you both, if she doesn't dance very, very good.
	Season 3 / Episode 21: - Rancho Outcast Gustave: Oh ladies and gentlemen, we have a rare treat in store for us today: this charming young lady is going to dance for us. [some applause from the customers] And immediately following that, we may have a surprise encore: the execution of a police spy.
	Season 3 / Episode 21: - Rancho Outcast Jaime Sommers: [voice over] Oh I hope I can remember how Carmen Miranda did it.
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Long Live the King Oscar Goldman: If I know Sam, he'll be busy admiring your legs. Jaime Sommers: What, is he hung up on bionics? Oscar Goldman: No, no, I'm the one thats hung up on bionics, remember?
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Long Live the King Sam Sloan: You're not at all what I expected, Miss Sommers, I'm very happy to meet you. Jaime Sommers: Well, thank you. Very pleased to meet you, Mr. Sloan, what were you expecting? Sam Sloan: Why, I dare say a Washington worrywart. A tight lipped, humor less, plain Jane who dreams of paper shredders instead of bright red sport cars.
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Long Live the King Sam Sloan: Oh come on, Jaime, how many ways do I have to say I'm sorry? Jaime Sommers: I give up, how many?
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Long Live the King Jaime Sommers: You're highness may you only smile when you're happy, and may you smile often. King Kusari: I like that.
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Long Live the King King Kusari: [to Jaime] If you aren't an example of the liberated woman, I regret the traditions in my country that make such progress impossible.
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Out of Body Denton: [Tommy is lying on the floor, electrocuted] Now that's a good indian. Dr. Philip Jennings: Denton, don't ever make a remark like that again! Denton: I only made the crack, you're the one who killed him.
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Out of Body Oscar Goldman: Jaime, did Tommy ever mention... Rosebud to you? Jaime Sommers: What's a Rosebud? Oscar Goldman: [Jennings arrives] Doctor. Dr. Philip Jennings: I got here as soon as I could. It's true then, Rosebud's still on? Jaime Sommers: What is Rosebud? Oscar Goldman: The most devastating bomb ever devised.
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Out of Body Tommy Littlehorse: [to Jaime] You and doctor Jennings first wide eyes to help indian. No speak with forked tongue.
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Out of Body Denton: That's crazy, Jennings. The indian kid is in a coma, now how could you believe that he's communicating to Sommers? Dr. Philip Jennings: [quoting Hamlet Act 1 scene 5] There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, then are dreamed of in your philosophy
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Out of Body Jaime Sommers: [to Jennings] This way, wide eyes.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Which One Is Jaime? Roger Fowler: All we know is that she has fantastic strength in her legs and in her right arm. Now, remember, no rough stuff. We want Jaime Sommers in good condition. Jack Stratton: I assure you: your merchandise will be undamaged.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Which One Is Jaime? Peggy Callahan: [very upset] You, you guys! You guys are really something, aren't you? Your picking on animals and women! Ray Burns: Take it easy, lady. He was just knocked out like you were. Peggy Callahan: You creep!
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Which One Is Jaime? Jaime Sommers: Look, I don't mean to be laying all of this on you, Julie but, I, I , I, I cant, I don't know how to deal with, with a secret mission that they're keeping secret even from me.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Which One Is Jaime? Jack Stratton: We've got the wrong woman. Ray Burns: Why didn't he give us that description before? Jack Stratton: Why didn't you ask for one?
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Which One Is Jaime? Peggy Callahan: Oh, this is fantastic. This is great. A simple pair of handcuffs and your bionics are useless.

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