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Jarrod Barkley Quotes
 | Season 4 / Episode 26: - Point and Counterpoint Jarrod Barkley: I've been doing a little thinking since I had that talk with Nick about the hard practicalities of politics - all the compromises - the really hard facts I hadn't thought about. I just decided I wasn't a policitican after all. I'm a lawyer. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 21: - The Battle of Mineral Springs Jarrod Barkley: How was yours? Victoria Barkley: Awful. But at least the portions were small. |
| Season 4 / Episode 21: - The Battle of Mineral Springs Victoria Barkley: Pay the lady before she remembers to charge us for the salt and pepper. Janie: Oh no, ma'am, that comes with the meal. Jarrod Barkley: And it was the best part of it. Young lady, I hope you will have the decency to use some of your ill-gotten gains to buy your cook a cookbook. |
| Season 4 / Episode 21: - The Battle of Mineral Springs Crawford: You can't arrest me! Jarrod Barkley: Oh, can't I? Take a look at that. Crawford: Now, that's a U.S. Deputy's badge. Jarrod Barkley: My, what good eyes you have, Grandma. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 2: - They Called Her Delilah Audra Barkley: Jarrod, how could someone do that - turn on their own people? Jarrod Barkley: There have been spies as long as there have been wars, Audra. Audra Barkley: But she was born and raised in the North. She wasn't a spy - she was a traitor! |
| Season 4 / Episode 2: - They Called Her Delilah Worth Parker: Lawyers turn down cases. Nobody's making you defend her. Jarrod Barkley: That's true. Worth Parker: Well, why then? Jarrod Barkley: If I thought it was any of your business, Worth, I'd have consulted you before I took the case. As it is, you're right - no one is making me defend Julia Saxon... and no one is going to make me not defend her, either. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 3: - A Flock of Trouble Jarrod Barkley: Nick, did you have to drive those sheep right down the middle of the street? Nick Barkley: Yes. Jarrod Barkley: Why? Nick Barkley: It's against the law to drive 'em down the sidewalk. |
| Season 3 / Episode 3: - A Flock of Trouble Jarrod Barkley: All right, Nick, you've got pride. Now that's just fine. But you're about to take on this entire valley. Do you think you're big enough? Nick Barkley: Might be interesting to find out. Jarrod Barkley: Nick, this is no joke! Nick Barkley: Do you see me laughin'? I hate those mangy sheep with their ugly, short legs! I can't breathe when I'm down wind of 'em! Jarrod Barkley: Then why keep them? Nick Barkley: Because they're mine! |
| Season 3 / Episode 3: - A Flock of Trouble Nick Barkley: Where is Josiah? Jarrod Barkley: I don't know, but the sheep are gone. Nick Barkley: I finally meet a man as stubborn and as stupid as I am. Jarrod Barkley: Hey, wait a minute. Where do you think you're going? Nick Barkley: I know, I know. The law should take care of this. Well maybe the law can take care of Josiah's buryin'. Jarrod Barkley: Now listen. You keep talking like that and we won't even offer to come with you. Nick Barkley: One fool's enough in any family! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 30: - Cage of Eagles Nick Barkley: Oh, will you two clear out of here? I'm trying to tame this bird and I'm not getting any help from you. Jarrod Barkley: You're not getting any help from the bird, either. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 19: - Down Shadow Street Nick Barkley: What, me pick up a check for a prosperous lawyer? I wouldn't humiliate you! Jarrod Barkley: I wouldn't dream of denying you the opportunity! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 17: - Image of Yesterday Jarrod Barkley: I can't wait to get to Brownsville and cut some of this dust off. Nick Barkley: I figured you'd be pretty used to it. You get enough dust in all those law books of yours. Jarrod Barkley: Oh, is that so? Nick Barkley: Mm-hmm. Jarrod Barkley: Well then, brother Nick, maybe you'd like to negotiate the contract for this herd. Nick Barkley: Oh, no no no, I find my spelling pretty dusty, too. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 2: - Forty Rifles Jarrod Barkley: Nick, you just chopped his legs off at the knees. Nick Barkley: I'd have done it to you and you'd have done it to me! Jarrod Barkley: Nick, it's not the same. Nick Barkley: We're all Barkley's aren't we? Jarrod Barkley: We were born to the name, Nick, that gives us immunity. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Palms of Glory Nick Barkley: [Nick telling story to a group of men] I tried to run for cover, but these claws were ripping right into my back and the teeth were hitting my neck. I've been up some cats before, but... Abner Wirth: How did you get out? Jarrod Barkley: Her husband came home. |
 | Unknown Episode: Jarrod Barkley: Nick, I promise never to call you a bull in a china shop again. Nick Barkley: We get back in one piece, you can call me anything you like. |
| Unknown Episode: Nick Barkley: It might do you good to eat a little dust once in awhile. Jarrod Barkley: I'm a lawyer, remember? I only eat crow. |
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