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 | Season 6 / Episode 6: - The Extract Obliteration Sheldon Cooper: Earlier today, I invited Professor Stephen Hawking to join me in the popular online game Words With Friends. Moments ago, he accepted my request! Do you understand what that means? Howard Wolowitz: That somewhere right now, Stephen Hawking is saying, "Damn it. I meant to click no." |
| Season 6 / Episode 6: - The Extract Obliteration Amy Farrah Fowler: [to Penny] You've got to be the weirdest couple I know. Penny: Really? You can't think of anyone weirder? Amy Farrah Fowler: [whispering and referring to Bernadette] I can... but she's sitting right there. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 5: - The Holographic Excitation Leonard Hofstadter: You know, there's a foundational idea in string theory that the whole universe may be a hologram. Penny: What do you mean? Leonard Hofstadter: Well, the holographic principle suggests that what we all experience every day in three dimensions may really just be information on a surface located at the farthest reaches of our cosmos. So it's possible that our lives are really just acting out a painting on the largest canvas in the universe. Penny: Huh. Leonard Hofstadter: What? Penny: Sometimes I forget how smart you are. [kisses Leonard] Leonard Hofstadter: You should visit more often. |
| Season 6 / Episode 5: - The Holographic Excitation Raj Koothrappali: Preparing for your Halloween party? Stuart: Yeah, it's my annual attempt at meeting women. Ninth time's the charm. Raj Koothrappali: Maybe I can help. I have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to soirees. Stuart: I can't afford je ne sais quoi. How much for just quoi? |
| Season 6 / Episode 5: - The Holographic Excitation Amy Farrah Fowler: Ladies night at the Cheesecake Factory. Does it get any better than this? Penny: I hope so. Amy Farrah Fowler: [to Bernadette] Do you think your husband's fondness for turtlenecks because he misses his foreskin? Penny: Not getting any better. |
| Season 6 / Episode 5: - The Holographic Excitation Raj Koothrappali: For the photo booth, we could go with a creepy theme, or we could also get the TARDIS from Dr. Who. Sheldon Cooper: The TARDIS is a time machine from a sci-fi show, it has nothing to do with Halloween. That being said, if you don't get a TARDIS, then you stink and your party stinks. |
| Season 6 / Episode 5: - The Holographic Excitation Howard Wolowitz: Astronaut Wolowitz reporting for booty. |
| Season 6 / Episode 5: - The Holographic Excitation Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm Raggedy Ann, and he's Raggedy C-3PO. Sheldon Cooper: We compromised. I lost. |
| Season 6 / Episode 5: - The Holographic Excitation Sheldon Cooper: Raggedy Ann and Andy stand for three things I don't care for: clowns, children and raggediness. |
| Season 6 / Episode 5: - The Holographic Excitation Bernadette Rostenkowski: Let me guess. Slutty cop? Penny: No, sexy cop. Slutty cop only came with the skirt and two badges. |
| Season 6 / Episode 5: - The Holographic Excitation Bernadette Rostenkowski: What's that? Howard Wolowitz: It's just a video Raj sent me of Buzz Aldrin. Buzz Aldrin: [Handing out Halloween candy to trick-or-treaters] Here's a Milky Way. The Milky Way is a galaxy in space. I've been to space. Here's a Mars bar. I'm an astronaut. This one's a Moon Pie. I've walked on the moon. What have you done? Howard Wolowitz: Okay, I get it. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 4: - The Re-Entry Minimization Sheldon Cooper: It's been a good run, Fake Wolowitz. We'll remember you with fond nostalgia, like the dial-up modem, the VHS tape and Leonard's gym membership. Raj Koothrappali: I don't want Stuart to leave. We've become good friends. Sheldon Cooper: Okay, that's one vote for, one against. Leonard, you're the tie breaker. Leonard Hofstadter: I don't mind Stuart. Besides, he gives us 20% discounts on comic books. Sheldon Cooper: My friendship isn't sold so cheaply. Stuart: I can go as high as 30. Sheldon Cooper: Welcome aboard, old chum. |
| Season 6 / Episode 4: - The Re-Entry Minimization Sheldon Cooper: [on Howard] He left a boy, he returns a boy-sized hero. |
| Season 6 / Episode 4: - The Re-Entry Minimization Howard Wolowitz: [as he steps out of the plane, he is met with a crowd chanting "Howie!" - for Howie Mandel, who is next to him] Thank you, it was nothing really. Howie Mandel: I think they're here for me, Ringo. Chauffeur: Mr. Mandel, I'll be your driver. Howie Mandel: Thank you. Can you believe that guy was telling everyone he was an astronaut? |
| Season 6 / Episode 4: - The Re-Entry Minimization Penny: Sheldon, you're full of fun little facts. Where do you think the expression "have your ass handed to you" come from? Sheldon Cooper: I don't know. Penny: I bet it was from ancient Rome, where they actually chopped off someone's ass and went "Here" as an offering to Loseronius, the God of Losers. |
| Season 6 / Episode 4: - The Re-Entry Minimization Penny: We're not playing a made-up game. Sheldon Cooper: All games are made up. They're not found in nature. No one digs on the ground and finds a rich vein of Rock'em Sock'em Robots. |
| Season 6 / Episode 4: - The Re-Entry Minimization Sheldon Cooper: [after losing at "Where's Waldo"] How could you not find him? Leonard Hofstadter: Because he's hard to find! If he was easy to find, the books would be called "There's Waldo!" |
| Season 6 / Episode 4: - The Re-Entry Minimization Sheldon Cooper: [At a pie-eating contest] I'm concerned about all these blueberries. Blueberries are rich in anti-oxidants. Leonard Hofstadter: So? Sheldon Cooper: With all those anti-oxidants, what if I run out of oxidants? Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon, we haven't won a single game. Either you put your face in that pie, or I will put the pie in your face! |
 | Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Higgs Boson Observation Sheldon Cooper: [about his toilet training journal] There's a chart in the back describing shape, color and consistency. Penny: Disgusting! Leonard Hofstadter: No, what's disgusting is that he's still keeping track. |
| Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Higgs Boson Observation Penny: Maybe I can do it. Sheldon Cooper: Oh, really? You think you can evaluate my work? Penny: Uh-huh. Sheldon Cooper: Here. I wrote this when I was five. Penny: "A Proof That Algebraic Topology Can Never Have a Non-Self Contradictory Set of Albelion Groups." I'm just a blonde monkey to you, aren't I? Sheldon Cooper: You said it, not me. |
| Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Higgs Boson Observation Alex Jensen: I'm Alex, Dr. Cooper's new assistant. Leonard Hofstadter: Nice to meet you, and may God have mercy on your soul. |
| Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Higgs Boson Observation Sheldon Cooper: Save all chatting for your break, and FYI, there will be no breaks. |
| Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Higgs Boson Observation Penny: This is an eyelash curler. You put it on your eyelashes and squeeze close. Amy Farrah Fowler: I don't know. This looks like something used by Tinklebell's gynecologist. Penny: Well, I hope for her sake it's not Captain Hook. |
| Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Higgs Boson Observation Amy Farrah Fowler: [Shows Penny a picture of Sheldon in her phone] Look at this face. How can any woman spend eight alone with this face and not fall in love with it? Penny: Well, for starters, eventually that face starts talking. |
| Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Higgs Boson Observation Raj Koothrappali: So, did Alex say anything about me? Sheldon Cooper: Yes. I believe her exact words were "What is that guy's problem?" Raj Koothrappali: I'm in her head. Let the dance begin. |
| Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Higgs Boson Observation Alex Jensen: My father works for SETI. Leonard Hofstadter: SETI, the Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence. You should introduce him to Sheldon. The search is over. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 2: - The Decoupling Fluctuation Sheldon Cooper: If you're going to replace Wolowitz I need to know a little more about you. Stuart: Alright. Sheldon Cooper: Wolowitz went to MIT. What's your educational background? Stuart: I went to art school. Sheldon Cooper: Equally ridiculous, let's go. |
| Season 6 / Episode 2: - The Decoupling Fluctuation Bernadette Rostenkowski: And my next wedding present is... a gravy boat. Penny: [Writing it down] One gravy boat. Amy Farrah Fowler: That's from Sheldon. He had it engraved. Bernadette Rostenkowski: [Reads engraving] "In case of divorce, please return to Sheldon Cooper." Penny: One inappropiate-yet-I-wish-I-thought-of-that gravy boat. |
| Season 6 / Episode 2: - The Decoupling Fluctuation Leonard Hofstadter: I took Sheldon to the dentist today. Penny: Uh-huh. Leonard Hofstadter: I promised him that if he didn't bite the dental hygenist this time, I'd take him for ice-cream. I didn't have to take him for ice-cream. |
| Season 6 / Episode 2: - The Decoupling Fluctuation Penny: Do you feel that way about Howard? Bernadette Rostenkowski: I don't think it's a fair comparison. He's basically a sexy Buzz Lightyear. Penny: What about you, Amy? Amy Farrah Fowler: Whenever I'm with Sheldon, I feel like my loins are on fire. But in a good way, not in a urinary tract infection way. |
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