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	Season 5 / Episode 12: - After the Final Rose Jillian Harris: There are definitely no bedroom problems. Ed Swiderski: No elephants in the room... here... What about that... Jillian Harris: The only problems with the bedroom is that we can't get enough in the bedroom... The only thing I know.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - Episode 510 Reid Rosenthal: [regarding the whole rush TV romance process] Some people are better than others at THIS world, well not like the BIG world, but THIS world. I was trying, but I let my fears get in the way.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - Episode 510 Herself - The Bachelorette: Ed better not fucking disappoint me!
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - Episode 510 Ed Swiderski: [to Jillian] I want you to give me a hard time when we're eighty years old.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Men Tell All Herself - The Bachelorette: It's called a cocktail party for a reason. What I did see in him is that Ed is the happiest, funniest drunk that I've ever met in my life and, honestly, it made me laugh.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Men Tell All Himself - Host: [regarding the colorful group of guys seated before him] It's like a buffet for a host. Where do I start?
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Men Tell All Mark Huebner: Jake, no one in America thinks some one is a black sheep if they're an airline pilot and the rest of their family is doctors... uh A. Uh... B: next time some one tells you to untuck in your shirt during a rose ceremony, don't make 'em take two hours for them to convince you. So untuck your shirt and then C: go watch a rated R movie and come on to the same level as the rest of us. 'Cause you're just, like, way too perfect for everybody.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Men Tell All Jake Pavelka: OK. Let me... let me just put that... put that to bed. Sasha f* you. How "perfect" is that? [audience cheers] Sasha: [to audience] Hey! That's the first f* he said in, like, the last year I think. Himself - Host: I can honestly say that's the first f*** on any reunion show in eight years. So...
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Episode 509 Reid Rosenthal: I'm like four... "but I like you." "How much?" [stretching] "This much!"
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Episode 509 Reid Rosenthal: I know I'm not good at saying it or describing the feelings, but it doesn't mean that I don't have serious feelings for you. It's so hard to throw the L word. I just don't say that unless... Herself - The Bachelorette: ...a lot Reid Rosenthal: Yeah... but it COULD be some point in the future that could happen... Herself - The Bachelorette: What could happen? love-love-love? love-love? Reid Rosenthal: [personal interview] I really do think that I'm falling in love with her and I think that she knows how I feel even though I'm horrible at describing it and even though I'm not yet prepared to mutter the words... I might not end up making it to the end because I didn't do what I needed to do...
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Episode 509 Rick (Ed's father): What the hell are we doing here? What is going on?
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Episode 509 Reid Rosenthal: [in limo] I also think that I haven't given up on her completely. It might sound crazy, but... maybe it's the hippie side of me thinking life's supposed to work out the way it's supposed to work out.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Episode 509 Ed Swiderski: Jillian went in the bathroom and I was just kinda mesmerized. I didn't know what to do. I was... I was super nervous, because I was, like, "This chick is smoking hot" and, like, "Why does she like me?"
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Episode 508 Reid Rosenthal: Soy grande? Is that "I'm great" or "I-I'm big"?
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Episode 508 Reid Rosenthal: It is always hard saying good bye to Jillian. E' at tien mi corezone... she has my heart. As neurotic as I am and as much as I second guess things, I'm confident about my relationship with Jillian and, if I didn't have that, I'd have nothing.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Episode 508 Ed Swiderski: Who wouldn't want a little me?
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Episode 508 Wes Hayden: I'm cutting off these chains... click click click click. I'm a free man!
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Episode 508 Wes Hayden: I'm in Spain and everybody's gonna know my name.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Episode 508 Herself - The Bachelorette: [cut dinner conversation from episode 8, later shown online] If you found a little cat on the street that just had one eye, would you take him into your home? Kiptyn Locke: [laughing] Only if he had one eye? Herself - The Bachelorette: Yeah, only one eye. I think I might have, like, maybe an outdoor cat, an inside dog... maybe a little pig. I used to have a snake. Kiptyn Locke: Yeah... Herself - The Bachelorette: I used to have a turtle. Kiptyn Locke: Yeah, what's the most exotic animal you'd have? Herself - The Bachelorette: Hmmm... I really have always wanted to have a pig, but that's not exotic. I used to have lovebirds, but I don't love birds... no, yeah Kiptyn Locke: I'd like a... dolphin. Herself - The Bachelorette: That was... I didn't know I could go there! Fine, then I want a hippopotamus. Kiptyn Locke: Mmmm, actually that would be good too. They're mean though. Herself - The Bachelorette: Not my hippo.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Episode 507 Larry Rosenthal: [to Reid] My advice to you is to process whether you think she's a good match for you and if you think that she is, go into it head over heels even knowing that you could get hurt, because that's the only way great things happen by taking those risks.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Episode 507 Eve (Kiptyn's mother): [to Jillian] You don't want to work for happiness. It's a contradiction of terms.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Episode 507 Ed Swiderski: There are a couple guys here that definitely would be compatible with you, but I don't think there's anybody here that is more compatible with you than me.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Episode 507 Wes Hayden: Well, Jake... man of character. I guess we need to talk. Jake Pavelka: Yeah we do.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Episode 507 Rhonda Rosenthal: ...and the kids just gravitate to Reid. So, we're thinking maybe Reid's going to get married someday and have kids, so all the nieces and nephews can play together... but, whatever!
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Episode 507 Michael Stagliano: Am I nuts or does that girl just fit right in to the Stag crew?
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Episode 506 Michael Stagliano: Best case scenario on the train is that Michael and Jillian get a private car and some smoochy smooch and soothe... you know
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Episode 506 Wes Hayden: I'll always have Jillian wrapped around my little finger. Y'all believe it.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Episode 506 Train Attendant: Have you had the opportunity to tell her how you feel about her? Reid Rosenthal: Um, I haven't vocalized it but... a Train Attendant: That is a big problem, right? Reid Rosenthal: Yeah Train Attendant: Yeah Reid Rosenthal: I think she... she knows. Train Attendant: You don't want to regret it. If she's the one, you'll never forget her and you'll always think that you should have told her how you felt.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Episode 506 Jake Pavelka: I wish she could get me in my element. I hope I can get a hometown date when I can get relaxed around those airplanes...
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Episode 506 Herself - The Bachelorette: Do you wash your fruits and vegetables? Reid Rosenthal: Yeah! Herself - The Bachelorette: I don't. Reid Rosenthal: You don't? Herself - The Bachelorette: Um-hm Reid Rosenthal: But why not? Like... People touch it in the stores and, like, scratching their butts, and, like, "Ooh... what about this broccoli?"... and they touch it. And you take it home and just eat it? No, you gotta start washing it. Well... I... If we hang out, I won't eat your vegetables. Herself - The Bachelorette: Yes you will!

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