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	Season 7 / Episode 1: - Task: Selling Hot Dogs Gene Simmons: Wasn't Hyrda the three headed dog that guarded the gateway to Hell? Himself - Actor: The Sopranos: No that was my ex-wife.
	Unknown Episode: John Gafford: [noticing Danny wearing a red suit and carrying a guitar case] The guy in the leisure suit obviously dances to the beat of a different drummer. Apparently, that drummer loves polyester.
	Unknown Episode: Audrey Evans: Sometimes, those of us who end up winning win more than just a loss.
	Unknown Episode: Michael Tarshi: [commenting about Magna's idea for the Dove advertisement] I'm in this team no matter what. Let's make this vegetable porno the best vegetable porno we can possibly make - with a gay twist!
	Unknown Episode: Donald Trump: You're Fired.
	Unknown Episode: Bill Rancic: You ask Sam what time it is... he tells you how to build a clock.
	Unknown Episode: Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth: Troy's from Idaho, so he's got that whole kind of Southern charm thing going on.
	Unknown Episode: Donald Trump: What is the "f-bomb"?
	Unknown Episode: Kwame Jackson: May the best man win. Bill Rancic: I think we already have.
	Unknown Episode: Donald Trump: Whoa! That's the end of that marriage.
	Unknown Episode: Donald Trump: [after listening to both teams' final opinions of Bill and Kwame] You haven't helped me at all. Get out!
	Unknown Episode: Donald Trump: You're Hired!
	Unknown Episode: Ereka Vetrini: That is like calling the kettle black. Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth: See, there you go with your racist terms. What was that you said about black people?
	Unknown Episode: Nick Warnock: I am the Zen master of presentations.
	Unknown Episode: Troy McClain: [to Sam] Be the country kid. Be the hat.
	Unknown Episode: George Ross: It's your decision. Donald Trump: It is my decision.
	Unknown Episode: Donald Trump: I mean, everyone hates you, everyone... Sam Solovey: [overlapping] I don't think they hate me. Donald Trump: Yeah, pretty close. Sam Solovey: Okay.
	Unknown Episode: David Gould: I take solace in the fact that I have a higher IQ than the other fifteen contestants, which just goes to show you that there's little correlation between IQ and success in lemonade sales.
	Unknown Episode: Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth: Tammy's testicle ad may compromise our ability to win this task.
	Unknown Episode: Sam Solovey: I want access to Trump.
	Unknown Episode: David Gould: In my senior year of medical school, I was like, "What can I do with an M. D. besides treat patients? "
	Unknown Episode: Sam Solovey: I'm giving you my word, that if you write me a check for a thousand dollars for that glass of lemonade, that you are going to experience the American dream.
	Unknown Episode: Donald Trump: Women, great job. As a little treat, you're gonna see the nicest apartment in New York City. It's my apartment. So you be up there, one o'clock at my apartment. Guys, they killed you. They really gave you a good beating. So you're not gonna be seeing my apartment.
	Unknown Episode: Donald Trump: I show this apartment to very few people. Presidents, Kings... and they walk in, they look around, and they really can't believe what they're seeing.
	Unknown Episode: George Ross: David, if you were the team leader, do you think the result would have been different? David Gould: Not in this case, because sales is not my forte.
	Unknown Episode: Sam Solovey: If you tell me I'm coming close, I will stop. And if you have to punch me in the stomach and tell me to sit down and shut up, I'll shut up. And I'll learn, Mr. Trump.
	Unknown Episode: Donald Trump: That's a big stretch. Sam Solovey: No, it's not a big stretch for me, Mr. Trump, because I learn fast, I learn... Donald Trump: [overlapping] You don't believe in the genetic pool? Sam Solovey: Excuse me? Donald Trump: That what you have, you have. Sam Solovey: I've got genetic pool big time, Mr. Trump.
	Unknown Episode: Donald Trump: Now, Sam, it seemed to be unanimous that - I really don't even think it's a lack of leadership - [Sam stands] Sit down. Sam Solovey: Thank you, Mr. Trump.
	Unknown Episode: Katrina Campins: [on the women's constant fighting] When we were in the airport, that pilot looked at me, and I could tell he was disgusted!
	Unknown Episode: Katrina Campins: I am a good person.

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