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	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Chocolate Up to Experience / Three Dag Night! Norbert: I guess I have no choice. Time to move on. Build another dam. Sit shirtless in the gymnasium and watch the racket ball. But, I'll never find another Dag! Oh wait, of course I will, there's millions of them. OH NO!
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Chocolate Up to Experience / Three Dag Night! Norbert: They're like Dag, but dumber. Didn't think that was possible. [Daggett comes in, panting] And then they're getting even dumber! Daggett: Hey Norb! You were right about the easy clone oven. [singing] First there's one, then the two... Norbert: How do I know you're the real Dag? Daggett: Eh? Norbert: Doesn't have a clue. It must be Dag. Daggett, what have you done? Daggett: [gasps] What have I done? What's with your hair?
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Daggy's Dearest / Dag's List Norbert Foster Beaver: [as Gary returns to his real mom, cries] Come back! You have'nt even started solids yet! Daggett Doofus Beaver: [apathetically] Guess he wasn't my son after all. You were right. Well, that's that. Norbert Foster Beaver: [loses it] Our son! He's gone! My life is empty! Daggett Doofus Beaver: [comes back and leaves] Get a life. Norbert Foster Beaver: Feel my pain! He's our baby! Daggett Doofus Beaver: He's a mongoose. Daggett Doofus Beaver: Loser.
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Too Loose Latrine / Pack Your Dags Daggett Doofus Beaver: [while given his chance to go to the bathroom] I don't need to go anymore. Norbert Foster Beaver: What do you mean? Daggett Doofus Beaver: Thanks to the--bum-bum-bum--Big Unknown. Norbert Foster Beaver: The what? Daggett Doofus Beaver: The Big Unknown. Norbert Foster Beaver: [in shock] No! You didn't! You let 'er rip in the Big Unknown?! Daggett Doofus Beaver: Ooh, yeah. Norbert Foster Beaver: [shouts] No!! Daggett Doofus Beaver: Yeah, baby. Norbert Foster Beaver: I'm-a gonna kill ya, uh-huh.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Muscular Beaver 3 / Sang 'Em High Daggett: Muscular Beaver!
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Sans-A-Pelt / Gotta Getcha Daggett Doofus Beaver: [realizing about what he was told] Maybe the sheep we’re right! Daggett Doofus Beaver: [singing, a cappella, being shown around the world] Pelt-less is happiness/fur-less is freedom/naked ain't half-ba-ked/if you take it day-to-day-ked!
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Sans-A-Pelt / Gotta Getcha Norbert Foster Beaver: [sticks up his tail] Gotcha! Daggett Doofus Beaver: No!!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Open Wide for Zombies / Dumbwaiters Muffy Snottwell: [looking at a magazine, to Rodrick] Oh, look, honey, it's those masks our company makes. Norbert Foster Beaver: [in amazement] You made these masks?! We worked here as waiters so we can buy them! Rodrick Snootwell: [takes out a box] Well, isn't that lucky? Here you go. Daggett Doofus Beaver: Hey! We can't wear these to scare the bejeebers out of people! We can't even put these on our thumbs! Muffy Snottwell: Of course. Didn't you read the fine print? Norbert Foster Beaver, Daggett Doofus Beaver: [in unison, reading] 'Mask shown actual size'. Rodrick Snootwell: [leaves with his wife] Funny, I didn't know beavers had thumbs. Well, ta-ta.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Tree of Hearts / Dag for Night Norbert: [reading a letter that arrived in the mail] Hey, Daggett. Look at this. Richard Horvitz had a little baby boy April 11th. Daggett: Ooohhh. Norbert: Jake Elliott Horvitz. Daggett: Wow, that's great! Norbert: Yeah, I think so. Daggett: Who's Richard Horvitz? Norbert: Nobody.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Same Time Last Week / Beaver Fever Daggett: I just said we were physically bigger than a slice of bread.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Born to Be Beavers / Up All Night Norbert Foster Beaver: A river with a fear of heights. That's almost interesting.
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: I can't believe it, Norbert. Norbert: Whassat, Daggett? Daggett: Our own parents kicked us out. Norbert: They didn't kick us out. We were the first litter and Mom had a second litter. It's the beaver way. Daggett: But, Norb. Where will we go? How will we survive? Norbert: We'll be all right. You've got your Beaver Survival Kit, right? Daggett: No. Norbert: Oh, that's not good. Norbert: I'm just kidding. We'll be all right. Come on. BIG HUG!
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: Hey, Norb, let's see who can jump the highest. Norbert: [bumps the ceiling light and stops jumping] Uh, Dag, I think we should stop. Daggett: You're just afraid I'll beat you. Norbert: No, Dag, listen... Daggett: [teasing] Norby's afraid to jump high. Norbert: Daggett, listen. Daggett: Norby's a chicken. BAWK BAWK BAWK. Come on, chicken boy. What are you afraid... Daggett: [hits the light and gets violently shocked] AAAH!
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: We're doomed!
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: Desperate times call for desperate desperateness.
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: That was nuts!
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: [as Muscular Beaver] What? An unexpected development!
	Unknown Episode: Norbert: [as Baron Bad Beaver]... For I am Baron Bad Beaver, master of really, terrible, evil... things...
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: How could I be so blind and not see? It's oblivious.
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: Hey, Barry, how come you're so hungry? What's up with that? Barry: Hey... you're right. Daggett: Of course I am!
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: Oh, yeah? Structure this, chart boy! [pokes his tongue out] Oh, wait - I'm chart boy. Norbert: Derr - I'm Daggett, I have a chart. If only I had a brain!
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: Come on, Bossy, get with the moo juice!
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: ...I suffered an unexpected prolapse... Norbert: You mean relapse. Daggett: Work with me here.
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: Ah, the thrill of victory and the agony of my feet.
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: What in the name of Aunt Eileen's cabbageless coleslaw is going on?
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: Urethra! I found something!
	Unknown Episode: Norbert: What in the name of what's-its-name are you doing?
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: What in the name of Kenneth Tobey's cardboard belt are you two doing here?
	Unknown Episode: Norbert: [dressed as a doctor] It seems like I've forgotten something but I can't remember what. Oh, well, its probably just a matter of life and death. Well, nothing's more important to a doctor than his golf game. Fore!
	Unknown Episode: Daggett: I know my situation is rather unique. Norbert: The word is psychotic.

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