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| Season 01 |
| 1x01 | The Race Begins | Sep. 05, 2001 |
| 1x02 | Divide and Conquer | Sep. 19, 2001 |
| 1x03 | Home for Some | Sep. 26, 2001 |
| 1x04 | Colossal Showdown | Oct. 03, 2001 |
| 1x05 | Desert Storm | Oct. 10, 2001 |
| 1x06 | Whatever it Takes to Win | Oct. 17, 2001 |
| 1x07 | Triumph and Loss | Oct. 24, 2001 |
| 1x08 | Competition to the Fullest | Oct. 31, 2001 |
| 1x09 | The Unexpected Twist | Nov. 14, 2001 |
| 1x10 | To the Physical and Mental Limit | Nov. 21, 2001 |
| 1x11 | Fight to the Last Minute | Nov. 28, 2001 |
| 1x12 | Race to the Finish (1) | Dec. 05, 2001 |
| 1x13 | Race to the Finish (2) | Dec. 13, 2001 |
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| Season 02 |
| 2x01 | The World is Waiting: Go! | Mar. 11, 2002 |
| 2x02 | Help Me, I'm American | Mar. 13, 2002 |
| 2x03 | My Alarm Clock Didn't Go Off | Mar. 20, 2002 |
| 2x04 | This Game Is About Minutes | Mar. 27, 2002 |
| 2x05 | Welcome to the World of Being Human | Apr. 03, 2002 |
| 2x06 | I'm Gonna Take His Girl | Apr. 10, 2002 |
| 2x07 | I'm Gonna Throw Up on Phil's Shoes | Apr. 17, 2002 |
| 2x08 | I'm Not a Miner! No, You're an Idiot! (1) | Apr. 24, 2002 |
| 2x09 | I'm Not a Miner! No, You're an Idiot! (2) | Apr. 24, 2002 |
| 2x10 | Ready to Lose Our Lives | May. 01, 2002 |
| 2x11 | It's Hammer Time | May. 08, 2002 |
| 2x12 | Follow That Plane! (1) | May. 15, 2002 |
| 2x13 | Follow That Plane (2) | May. 15, 2002 |
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| Season 03 |
| 3x01 | What If Our Parachute Doesn't Open? | Oct. 02, 2002 |
| 3x02 | This Seems Like The Path Straight to Hell! | Oct. 09, 2002 |
| 3x03 | You Always Just Forget About Me! | Oct. 16, 2002 |
| 3x04 | Did You See How I Stopped It? With My Face | Oct. 23, 2002 |
| 3x05 | What Happens If I Slip? Am I Just Hanging Off a Cliff? | Oct. 30, 2002 |
| 3x06 | I'm a Much Better Liar Than You Are | Nov. 13, 2002 |
| 3x07 | I'm Supposed to be Indebted to Her for the Rest of the Race?! | Nov. 20, 2002 |
| 3x08 | This Is More Important Than Your Pants Falling Down! | Nov. 27, 2002 |
| 3x09 | Why Did You Have to Take Your Pants Off?! (1) | Dec. 04, 2002 |
| 3x10 | Why Did You Have to Take Your Pants off?! (2) | Dec. 04, 2002 |
| 3x11 | Don't Try to Play the Moralist Now! | Dec. 11, 2002 |
| 3x12 | They're Slithering to the Finish Line Like the Rest of Us! (1) | Dec. 18, 2002 |
| 3x13 | They're Slithering to the Finish Line Like the Rest of Us! (2) | Dec. 18, 2002 |
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| Season 04 |
| 4x01 | Cheaters Never Win --- And They Cheated! | May. 29, 2003 |
| 4x02 | It Doesn't Say Anything About First Come, First Served. And We're Bigger. | Jun. 05, 2003 |
| 4x03 | I Wasn't Even Going to Touch You Until You Slammed My Head Backwards! | Jun. 12, 2003 |
| 4x04 | Check Your Tires Because...Oh God, You Never Know What'll Happen! | Jun. 19, 2003 |
| 4x05 | You Are Just Deliberately Trying to Make Us Lose! | Jun. 26, 2003 |
| 4x06 | I Could Never Have Been Prepared for What I'm Looking at Right Now | Jul. 03, 2003 |
| 4x07 | We're Going Down the Wrong Side of the Freeway...And the Lights Are Off! | Jul. 10, 2003 |
| 4x08 | The Princess Reminded Me of My Grandmother. She Was Very Old but Still Very, Very with It | Jul. 17, 2003 |
| 4x09 | We're Not at Charm School Learning to How to Be a Gentleman, We're Racing | Jul. 24, 2003 |
| 4x10 | That's Me. That's My Face. Just Hit My Face. Hit My Face! | Jul. 31, 2003 |
| 4x11 | Such a Nice Pheremone Smell to You; Just Makes Me Want to Stay Close to You | Aug. 07, 2003 |
| 4x12 | He's a Few Ticks Away from Having a Heart Attack! | Aug. 14, 2003 |
| 4x13 | It's Like Adam Building His First House! | Aug. 21, 2003 |
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| Season 05 |
| 5x01 | Clearly, I'm More Intelligent Than You | Jul. 06, 2004 |
| 5x02 | It Turned Ugly Just Now | Jul. 13, 2004 |
| 5x03 | I Got Electrocuted | Jul. 20, 2004 |
| 5x04 | Who Says Pageant Girls Don't Eat? | Jul. 27, 2004 |
| 5x05 | Are You Good at Puzzles? | Aug. 03, 2004 |
| 5x06 | Why Can't We Get a Camel? | Aug. 10, 2004 |
| 5x07 | Are You Sure This Is Safe? | Aug. 17, 2004 |
| 5x08 | I'm Going to Jail | Aug. 24, 2004 |
| 5x09 | If You're Gonna Whine, Just Shut Up! | Aug. 31, 2004 |
| 5x10 | If They're Screwing the Helmet to My Head, It Can't Be Good | Sep. 07, 2004 |
| 5x11 | It's Okay, Run Them Over! | Sep. 14, 2004 |
| 5x12 | You've Just Made Me a Millionaire | Sep. 21, 2004 |
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| Season 06 |
| 6x01 | The Game's Afoot | Nov. 16, 2004 |
| 6x02 | I'm Not His Wife -- He Doesn't Need to Scream at Me | Nov. 23, 2004 |
| 6x03 | Counting Bears Is Not Rocket Science | Nov. 30, 2004 |
| 6x04 | What if It Isn't Sanitary | Dec. 07, 2004 |
| 6x05 | Quit Following Us | Dec. 14, 2004 |
| 6x06 | They Should Probably Have Some Counseling | Dec. 21, 2004 |
| 6x07 | Phil Is a Choo-Choo Charlie | Dec. 28, 2004 |
| 6x08 | One of You, I'm Gonna Break in Half | Jan. 04, 2005 |
| 6x09 | Tell My Mom I Love Her | Jan. 11, 2005 |
| 6x10 | Are There Instructions on Donkey Handling? | Jan. 18, 2005 |
| 6x11 | It Always Comes Down to the Details | Jan. 25, 2005 |
| 6x12 | You Deal With This Before I Hyperventilate | Feb. 01, 2005 |
| 6x13 | 4 Continents, 24 Cities, 40,000 Miles | Feb. 08, 2005 |
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| Season 07 |
| 7x01 | Courteous? This Is a Race! | Mar. 01, 2005 |
| 7x02 | The Whole Country Hates Me | Mar. 08, 2005 |
| 7x03 | Do You Need Some Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation | Mar. 15, 2005 |
| 7x04 | What a Gaucho You Are | Mar. 22, 2005 |
| 7x05 | I've Been Wanting a Face-Lift for a Long Time | Mar. 29, 2005 |
| 7x06 | Houston, We Have An Elephant | Apr. 05, 2005 |
| 7x07 | They Saved the Eyeball | Apr. 06, 2005 |
| 7x08 | Mow'em Down Like Grass | Apr. 12, 2005 |
| 7x09 | We Have A Bad Elephant! | Apr. 19, 2005 |
| 7x10 | We Got a Gnome! We Got a Gnome! | Apr. 26, 2005 |
| 7x11 | The Devil Made Me Do It | May. 03, 2005 |
| 7x12 | Five Continents, 25 Cities and More than 40,000 Miles | May. 10, 2005 |
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| Season 08 |
| 8x01 | Go Mommy, Go! We Can Beat Them | Sep. 27, 2005 |
| 8x02 | How Do We Know We Aren't Going to Get Shot? | Oct. 04, 2005 |
| 8x03 | I Don't Kiss, I Make Out! | Oct. 11, 2005 |
| 8x04 | Think Like an Office Chair | Oct. 18, 2005 |
| 8x05 | We're Getting Out of the Country, Girls | Oct. 25, 2005 |
| 8x06 | I'm Sick of Doing Stuff I Can't Do | Nov. 01, 2005 |
| 8x07 | You Look Ridiculous | Nov. 08, 2005 |
| 8x08 | I Don't Roll With The Punches, I Punch | Nov. 08, 2005 |
| 8x09 | How's That Face Feel? | Nov. 22, 2005 |
| 8x10 | Don't Talk To Me Like I Was An Animal Or Something | Nov. 29, 2005 |
| 8x11 | The Family Christmas Card | Dec. 06, 2005 |
| 8x12 | 25 Days, 50 Cities and More than 600 Consecutive Hours as a Family (1) | Dec. 13, 2005 |
| 8x13 | 25 Days, 50 Cities and More than 600 Consecutive Hours as a Family (2) | Dec. 13, 2005 |
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| Season 09 |
| 9x01 | Here We Go, Baby, Off to Win a Million Bucks! | Feb. 28, 2006 |
| 9x02 | I'm Filthy and I Love It! | Mar. 07, 2006 |
| 9x03 | I Am in Russia Playing with the Dolls | Mar. 14, 2006 |
| 9x04 | It's Not Over Until Phil Sings | Mar. 21, 2006 |
| 9x05 | Good Thing I Took That Human Anatomy Class in High School | Mar. 28, 2006 |
| 9x06 | Sleep Deprivation Is Really Starting to Irritate Me | Apr. 05, 2006 |
| 9x07 | Herculean Effort for Some Herculean Dudes | Apr. 12, 2006 |
| 9x08 | Here Comes the Bedouin! | Apr. 19, 2006 |
| 9x09 | Do you Know how much Running I Did today, Phil? | Apr. 26, 2006 |
| 9x10 | Man, They Should Have Used Their Fake Names | May. 03, 2006 |
| 9x11 | I Think This Monkey Likes Me! | May. 10, 2006 |
| 9x12 | 5 Continents...10 Countries...And More than 59 thousand Miles! | May. 17, 2006 |
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| Season 10 |
| 10x01 | Real Fast! Quack, Quack! | Sep. 17, 2006 |
| 10x02 | Can Horses Smell Fear? | Sep. 24, 2006 |
| 10x03 | Oh Wow, It's like One of Those Things You See on TV! | Oct. 01, 2006 |
| 10x04 | I Know Phil, Little Ol' Gorgeous Thing! | Oct. 08, 2006 |
| 10x05 | I Covered His Mouth, Oh My Gosh! | Oct. 15, 2006 |
| 10x06 | Maybe Steven Seagal Will See Me And Want Me to Be in One of His Movies! | Oct. 22, 2006 |
| 10x07 | I Wonder If This Is Going to Make My Fingers Pickle | Oct. 29, 2006 |
| 10x08 | He Can't Swim, But He Can Eat Cow Lips! | Nov. 05, 2006 |
| 10x09 | Being Polite Sucks Sometimes | Nov. 12, 2006 |
| 10x10 | Lookin' Like A Blue-Haired Lady On A Sunday Drive | Nov. 19, 2006 |
| 10x11 | We Just Won't Die, Like Roaches | Nov. 26, 2006 |
| 10x12 | Dude, I'm Such a Hot Giant Chick Right Now! | Dec. 03, 2006 |
| 10x13 | Say Your Deepest Prayers Ever | Dec. 10, 2006 |
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| Season 11 |
| 11x01 | I Told You Less Martinis and More Cardio | Feb. 18, 2007 |
| 11x02 | Beauty Is Sometimes Skin Deep | Feb. 25, 2007 |
| 11x03 | I'm Sorry I'm Wearing a Bathing Suit. It Is Very Weird, I Know | Mar. 04, 2007 |
| 11x04 | No Babies on the Race! | Mar. 11, 2007 |
| 11x05 | You Need To Watch Your Jokes, Guy | Mar. 18, 2007 |
| 11x06 | We're Going to Trade You for Food Now | Mar. 25, 2007 |
| 11x07 | If I Were in Town, I'd Ask for Your Number (1) | Apr. 01, 2007 |
| 11x08 | If I Were in Town, I'd Ask for Your Number (2) | Apr. 01, 2007 |
| 11x09 | The Way You Look, Yeah | Apr. 08, 2007 |
| 11x10 | We Are Trying to Make Love, Not War | Apr. 15, 2007 |
| 11x11 | Good Doing Business With You | Apr. 22, 2007 |
| 11x12 | Oh My God, the Teletubbies Go to War | Apr. 29, 2007 |
| 11x13 | Low to the Ground, That's My Technique | May. 06, 2007 |
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| Season 12 |
| 12x01 | Donkeys Have Souls, Too | Nov. 04, 2007 |
| 12x02 | I’ve Become the Archie Bunker of the Home | Nov. 11, 2007 |
| 12x03 | Please, Lord, Give Me Milk! | Nov. 18, 2007 |
| 12x04 | Let's Name Our Chicken Phil | Nov. 25, 2007 |
| 12x05 | We've Really Burned Bridges, For Sure | Dec. 02, 2007 |
| 12x06 | Cherry on Top of the Sundae that's Already Melted | Dec. 09, 2007 |
| 12x07 | This is Forever, Now | Dec. 23, 2007 |
| 12x08 | Honestly, They Have Witch Powers or Something! | Dec. 30, 2007 |
| 12x09 | I Just Hope He Doesn't Croak On Us | Jan. 06, 2008 |
| 12x10 | Sorry, Guys, 'I'm Not Happy to See You' | Jan. 13, 2008 |
| 12x11 | The Final Push | Jan. 20, 2008 |
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| Season 13 |
| 13x01 | Bees are Much Calmer than All This! [Last Episode] | Sep. 28, 2008 |
| 13x02 | Do You Like American Candy? | Oct. 05, 2008 |
| 13x03 | Did You Push My Sports Bra Off the Ledge? | Oct. 12, 2008 |
| 13x04 | Season 13, Episode 4 | Oct. 19, 2008 |
| 13x05 | Season 13, Episode 5 | Oct. 26, 2008 |
| 13x06 | Season 13, Episode 6 | Nov. 02, 2008 |
| 13x07 | Season 13, Episode 7 | Nov. 09, 2008 |
| 13x08 | Season 13, Episode 8 | Nov. 16, 2008 |
