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The Addams Family

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Mr. Normanmeyer: Oh, come on! The boy's obviously got elastic in his blood!
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Mr. Normanmeyer: Can you believe this hogwash?
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Gomez Addams: Boy, these family wrestling matches sure are enjoyable. Right, Fester?
Uncle Fester: You said it, Gomez! And thanks to Lurch, I'll spend the next week coughing up vital organs.
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Gomez Addams: Children! Guess what I've found!
Pugsley Addams: Uncle Fester's firsthead?
Wednesday Addams: Does the third eye still blink?
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Uncle Fester: We were just little scamps back then, and Lurch was well into puberty.
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Uncle Fester: [Re:Lurch's girlfriend] Maybe we can build him a new girlfriend.
Gomez Addams: Fester, eureka!
Uncle Fester: [laughs] Oho, I wish!
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Granny: Just think. All of this trouble and no one was hurt.
Uncle Fester: [holding up a club with spikes sticking out of it] We can fix that!
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Uncle Fester: Hey Granny, did you fall down the stairs?
Granny: Yes!
Uncle Fester: Did you get hurt?
Granny: No!
Uncle Fester: Ah you can't do anything right!
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Gomez Addams: Race you to the swamp, last one there's a fresh egg.
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Morticia Addams: Thing says he's grown 20 feet.
Gomez Addams: That's funny, the last time I saw him he only had five fingers.
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Uncle Fester: I'm allergic to whipped cream, you got any pencil shavings?
Mrs. Normanmeyer: Ewwww.
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Mr. Normanmeyer: [Fester and Gomez are knocking on his door, he rips the door off and hands it to his son] Quick son, take this around to the back and burn it.
Normanmeyer Junior: Dad, they're standing on the lawn too.
Mr. Normanmeyer: That's allright, nothing a little hosing down won't cure.


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