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Morticia Addams Quotes
|Season 2 / Episode 7: - Camp Addams / Little Doll Lost / King of the Polycotton Blues|
Mrs. Normanmeyer: [to a bedraggled Gomez] Ewww! You look like something the cat dragged in!
Gomez Addams: Why, Normanmeyer, how did you know we spent the night in the lion pit?
Morticia Addams: He must have been kept awake by the snarls, growls and screams he heard...
Gomez Addams: Sorry, old boy, but Mrs. Addams brings out the beast in me!
|Season 2 / Episode 5: - Double O Honeymoon|
Morticia Addams: Darling, I hope our upcoming honeymoon will be as exciting as one of Cousin Itt's adventures.
Gomez Addams: So do I, Tish. I mean, I still enjoy a good coup, aha, or hanging ten on a tidal wave, but it's not just as exciting as being attacked by a guy with metal hair! Oh, how I envy you, Itt! [slaps Itt on the back]
Gomez Addams: [mock sword-fighting] Flying across the globe, facing danger while your very life hangs in the balance!
Morticia Addams: And the satisfaction at having your hair clog some of the world's most famous drains. [Itt jabbers]
Morticia Addams: That's right. You DID set a family record for the most exotic diseases caught in one month.
Gomez Addams: And you're the first Addams since Uncle Elms to catch rootrock! Whatever happened to our old Uncle, anyway?
Morticia Addams: I believe you're leaning on him, dear.
Gomez Addams: I am? I thought that knothole looked familiar...
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