The Abbott and Costello Show - Episode Quotes

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	Unknown Episode: Lou Costello: Hey, Abbott!
	Unknown Episode: Sidney: What's wrong? Bud Abbott: No floor.
	Unknown Episode: Bud Abbott: Just mark down, "Dear druggist". Lou Costello: "Dear druggist"... Go ahead. Bud Abbott: Here's what you want. You want seven milligrams of sulfursilic monosetic acid diluted in seven micrograms of tincturized chlorophyll. Have you got that? Lou Costello: All but one part. Bud Abbott: What part? Lou Costello: The part that comes after "Dear druggist".
	Unknown Episode: Lou Costello: [after answering a question correctly on a TV quiz program then looking directly at the camera] I'm smart!
	Unknown Episode: Lou Costello: I'm a b-a-a-a-d boy!