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 | Season 4 / Episode 22: - A Little Town With an Accent Sheriff Annie Plummer: [on carphone] Jim? Sheriff Plummer. Turn 'em loose and help 'em do whatever they want. And Smith says to tell his people to 'build it'. We're on our way. Deputy: [hangs up phone] You're free. And Smith's orders is to build it? Whatever that means. B.A. Baracus: That means he's on the jazz. [shakes hands with the Faceman] |
 | Season 4 / Episode 21: - The Trouble With Harry H.M. Murdock: It's true, you know, there is something about brand new clothes that makes you just wanna stand up and shine! [stands up in Faceman's Corvette] Templeton Peck: Well, uh, stand up and shine on somebody else's seats, hmm? |
| Season 4 / Episode 21: - The Trouble With Harry H.M. Murdock: You never should have answered that telephone. |
| Season 4 / Episode 21: - The Trouble With Harry Hannibal Smith: Ok, I gotta get the money out of the trunk. You go over there and 'entertain' those guys in blue. Hulk Hogan: Heh. Hey man, forget it. I'm a wrestler, not an entertainer. |
| Season 4 / Episode 21: - The Trouble With Harry Harry: You know, life's a lot like a boxing match, I guess. You keep getting pounded and pounded and everybody thinks you're going down for the count. You can still win in the late rounds if you come back. Ain't that right, Hulk? Hulk Hogan: Couldn't have said it better myself, Harry. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 20: - Mission of Peace Daniel Davy Bowie Boone Murdock: The slinky of destiny is making it's way right on back to the top of the stairs. |
| Season 4 / Episode 20: - Mission of Peace Hannibal: You know something, Fulbright? You're too dedicated. You should go away for a awhile. [cut to Hannibal packing Fulbright in a crate bound for Australia] |
| Season 4 / Episode 20: - Mission of Peace Rudy: That's my wallet! Face: Thats right! [Faceman pulls out a credit card] ...Charles Winston. Wait a minute, Charles Winston? The Charles Winston? Your Charlie the Clip? Rudy: You picked my pocket! Face: I can't believe it, I picked the pocket of Charlie the Clip! Do you know who this is? I studied every scam you've ever done. This is the guy who sold the Brooklyn Bridge... to Brooklyn! Rudy: A few minor accomplishments. |
| Season 4 / Episode 20: - Mission of Peace Daniel Davy Bowie Boone Murdock: Come on, B.A. we have legends to begin. Pathfinder rides again! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 19: - Beneath the Surface H.M. Murdock: I gotta have this thing back in three hours, okay, or Dr. Richter is gonna be very upset when he finds out that I borrowed his limo. It's gonna set the trust aspect of our therapy back three years, not to mention the fact he's gonna strangle me. |
| Season 4 / Episode 19: - Beneath the Surface Templeton "Faceman" Peck: I can't believe that Fulbright would sink that low. That he would find an unrequited love from my youth and force her to set me up, that's just... "Hannibal" Smith: She's after the reward, Face. Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Why Hannibal, you are so cynical. |
| Season 4 / Episode 19: - Beneath the Surface "Hannibal" Smith: [stiffling a laugh] How many times did you con this guy, Face? I bet he was your number one stooge. Elaine: He talked about you constantly. Always told me what a great guy you were. Templeton "Faceman" Peck: I am a great guy! Barry was interested in pirates, and for twenty bucks I sold him a treasure map. "B.A." Baracus: I'm glad I didn't know you when I was a kid. |
| Season 4 / Episode 19: - Beneath the Surface "B.A." Baracus: Face, did you really sell your best friend a fake treasure map? Templeton "Faceman" Peck: B.A., I needed the money, ok? |
| Season 4 / Episode 19: - Beneath the Surface Templeton "Faceman" Peck: You know, Hannibal, I'm worried about Rebecca. What if the military's detained her? "Hannibal" Smith: Well, if they detained her, it's because they wanted to take back the reward they paid her. |
| Season 4 / Episode 19: - Beneath the Surface Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Well, of course, if there was a treasure, I'd, eh, I'd own half of it because I sold him the map in the first place. "Hannibal" Smith: Face! [gives him a stern, persuasive grin] Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Ok, Barry owns the whole thing, ok? He'd want me to have half of it, cause he's a friend of mine, but... |
| Season 4 / Episode 19: - Beneath the Surface "B.A." Baracus: You cool it with this parrot, Murdock. There is no parrot. And I don't wanna hear another thing about it. Barry Green: Well actually, that's who has the real treasure map, my parrot. See, the chart's in the bottom of the parrot's cage, in my office. H.M. Murdock: Enough said... |
| Season 4 / Episode 19: - Beneath the Surface "Hannibal" Smith: [to Barry's parrot] One wrong move, bird, and you're a feather duster. Got it? |
| Season 4 / Episode 19: - Beneath the Surface Barry Green: Temp, do you remember the day that you conned me out of my Alman Brothers tickets? Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Listen Barry, look, I never realized how hard I was on you, it's just that you were so easy, you were like a proving ground to me. Barry Green: No, no, see, that was the day Elaine and her family came the orphanage. Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Aha. Barry Green: Now I had to be you for a couple of hours, while you were gone remember? Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Yeah. Barry Green: They really liked me, and that was the day they decided to adopt me. I told them the truth later. Templeton "Faceman" Peck: You told them you were me and they, they adopted you? |
| Season 4 / Episode 19: - Beneath the Surface Morgan: [holding Philip's Cross] Well now, ain't that something. H.M. Murdock: That's a sacred relic, Morgan. You keep that, you'll be doomed for all eternity. Morgan: I'll take my chances. Barry Green: How did you find us? Morgan: I got the location of the wreck out of your computer. Barry Green: You can work a computer? Morgan: No, but Maitland can, if you put a gun in his back. Allright, all of ya, face down on the deck. Move it! Barry Green: Are you gonna kill us? Morgan: You and the girl maybe, but the others are worth much more alive, being the A-Team. Templeton "Faceman" Peck: You got the cross and you, eh, you want the reward on top of that? Morgan: Got to live on something, before we can bust this thing up and fence it. |
| Season 4 / Episode 19: - Beneath the Surface Elaine: [wearing a police uniform] Excuse me, Templeton Peck? Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Eh, me? Oh, no, no, no, I'm, eh, Teddy Peddleton, I, eh... [tries to walk away, pulls off his name tag as she grabs his arm] Oh this, I must have picked up the wrong name tag, I... Elaine: Don't let the uniform scare you, I'm just a meter maid. I'm Barry Green's sister. Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Barry Green doesn't have a sister. Elaine: When he was sixteen, my family adopted him. Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Oh, well that's great, eh... [tries to walk again, but is grabbed by the arm once more] Elaine: Listen, I came today hoping you'd be here. I haven't heard from Gary in two weeks. Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Ah, well, I haven't heard from Gary in twenty years. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 18: - The Duke of Whispering Pines H.M. Murdock: My motto is: be punctual, or don't be. |
| Season 4 / Episode 18: - The Duke of Whispering Pines Sheriff Hopkins: Now I have to ticket you for an expired meter. B.A. Baracus: This meter's broke, I couldn't put no money in it. Sheriff Hopkins: Destruction of public property, that's a fifty dollar fine. H.M. Murdock: But we didn't break this meter. Sheriff Hopkins: Public rowdiness. That's a hundred and fifty dollar fine. B.A. Baracus: What the heck is going on around? Sheriff Hopkins: Using profanity in public. I can't recall the fine for that. Oh well, lets call it a night in jail. |
| Season 4 / Episode 18: - The Duke of Whispering Pines Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Well, boy, this is typical, huh? We do all the digging, Hannibal has all the fun, sitting out front playing Yosemite Sam. |
| Season 4 / Episode 18: - The Duke of Whispering Pines John "Hannibal" Smith: I always wanted to do a bridge swap. Just like in the movies. H.M. Murdock: Aren't they traditionally used for the exchange of spies? H.M. Murdock: Works for anybody who doesn't trust each other. |
| Season 4 / Episode 18: - The Duke of Whispering Pines H.M. Murdock: [the A-Team is turning a catering truck into an armored car] What are we gonna call this thing? John "Hannibal" Smith: B.A.'s mistake. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 17: - Waiting for Insane Wayne Kincaid: Who's Tully? Face: Me, I'm Tully. Kincaid: That means you're, eh, Three Fingered Harry? Hannibal: [Hannibal tucks his hands in his arms] Harry couldn't make it. Got a job runnin' guns from South America. Kincaid: Well, just who the hell are you? Kincaid: Peco Bob. I fill in for Harry. My specialities are: smokin' cigars, eatin' snakes alive, and runnin' off drifters. |
| Season 4 / Episode 17: - Waiting for Insane Wayne Hannibal: [posing as Peco Bob] Where did this no good squatter set up? Hannibal: [Kincaid shows him on a map] Now if that red line is your ranch, he's not on your property. If he registered two years ago and got squatters rights, he's legal. Kincaid: If I wanted a legal opinon I'd seek out a lawyer. What I want is a little funny business from some guys who, eh, don't ask too many questions. Hannibal: What do you mean 'funny business'? You want us sneak up on him in church and give him a hot foot? Kincaid: I want you to kill 'em. Burry the body two counties over. Is that plain enough for ya? |
| Season 4 / Episode 17: - Waiting for Insane Wayne Hannibal: [posing as Peco Bob] Aren't we forgetting something, Mr. Kincaid? Kincaid: You mean money? Hannibal: Well... Murdock: [posing as Insande Wayne] I do this not for play, but for pay! Kincaid: You said on the phone a hundred thousand dollars. Half now, and half when the job is finished. Murdock: Well, I know that, but insane people can change their minds from time to time. I want it all... now! Kincaid: What if I say no? Murdock: Then I'm gonna put a pox on your house! [laughs like a maniac] |
| Season 4 / Episode 17: - Waiting for Insane Wayne Hannibal: Now, let me tell you something else, Kincaid. We just went to work for Bill Sherman and you just paid our fee. So, when Insane Wayne and Three Fingered Harry finaly get here, tell them four other guys, who are also in the special forces, just decided to suit up. |
| Season 4 / Episode 17: - Waiting for Insane Wayne Bobby Sherman: [reading newspaper ad] Insane Wayne? Three Fingered Harry? You can't be serious. These guys have a Saturday morning cartoon show? |
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