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 | Season 5 / Episode 2: - Trial by Fire (2) Mayor Laskov: That's quite a heroic saga, Colonel. How much did you steal from the bank? Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Ten million piasters. Mayor Laskov: That's about... one million US dollars. A bank of Hanoi audit showed a loss of fifty million piasters. Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Then some North Vietnamese got very rich. All we got was ten million. |
| Season 5 / Episode 2: - Trial by Fire (2) Face: Colonel Morrison an NVA agent... I just can't believe it. Hannibal: Seems to be true. Face: Even so, surely the court would need more than that to convict us of murder. Hannibal: Ever watch Perry Mason, Face? Motive, method, opportunity? That's what he always looked for and that's what that prosecutor says he's got on us. Face: Well, what are we gonna do? Hannibal: [laughing] I think we're gonna get nailed. Face: Just... just checking. B.A. Baracus: Crazy man said he was at headquarters when Colonel Morrison was killed. Face: So? B.A. Baracus: So he never told us that. Hannibal: Maybe he forgot. Face: How could you just forget something like that? Hannibal: The mind's a funny thing, Face. Sometimes it tries to protect us by blocking out an unpleasant experience. B.A. Baracus: You think Murdock coulda killed Colonel Morrison? Face: That's impossible! Hannibal: If you found out Morrison was working for the Viet Cong, what would you have done? |
 | Season 5 / Episode 1: - Dishpan Man (1) Carla: Able Six reports he can drop on him any time. Gen. Hunt Stockwell: No, tell Able Six to wait. I want to do it... my way. |
| Season 5 / Episode 1: - Dishpan Man (1) Frankie "Dishpan" Santana: [referring to Hannibal] He's in there doing the death scene from Macbeth while I got cannisters going off. |
| Season 5 / Episode 1: - Dishpan Man (1) John "Hannibal" Smith: Face, B.A., I'd like you to meet 'Dishpan' Frankie Santana, the best special effects man in Hollywood. Bosco "B.A." Baracus: Is this the dude who blew you up, Hannibal? Frankie "Dishpan" Santana: And who are you, a labor rep from the jewelery market? Templeton "Faceman" Peck: I like him. He's got a reckless streak. |
| Season 5 / Episode 1: - Dishpan Man (1) Gen. Hunt Stockwell: If you fail, we won't even ask for your bodies back. But if you succeed, well, this man could clear you of all the charges against you. |
| Season 5 / Episode 1: - Dishpan Man (1) John "Hannibal" Smith: He says Captain Curtis is alive. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Curtis is alive? Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Wait a minute: then he could testify that we hit that bank in Hanoi under orders. Yeah, then we'd uh - we'd be free to be normal people. No offense, Murdock |
| Season 5 / Episode 1: - Dishpan Man (1) Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Hannibal, just one question. How are we gonna get on an airplane controlled by terrorists? John "Hannibal" Smith: Effects! |
| Season 5 / Episode 1: - Dishpan Man (1) Frankie "Dishpan" Santana: [referring to Murdock] Who is he? Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Well, eh, when we get on the plane, you can sit next to him and if you figure him out, let us know. |
| Season 5 / Episode 1: - Dishpan Man (1) Frankie "Dishpan" Santana: Are you ok? H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: That has never satisfactorily been determined. |
| Season 5 / Episode 1: - Dishpan Man (1) Frankie "Dishpan" Santana: It's just hard to believe. the Monster Masher, The Id, the old Aquamaniac, is really the head of the A-Team. |
| Season 5 / Episode 1: - Dishpan Man (1) Bad Guy: Kill him, he's a fool. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Oh yeah, kill the fool, kill the fool. You know, there are places in this world where fools are worshiped? Like Hollywood, California! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 23: - The Sound of Thunder General 'Bull' Fullbright: Colonel Morrison. B.A. Baracus: Morrison, what about him? General 'Bull' Fullbright: He's the officer you claim send you on the mission to rob the bank of Hanoi. The mission that you got locked up on. He's the only one that could prove your innocence. Faceman: You mean 'could have'. He's been dead since '72. General 'Bull' Fullbright: He can, he's still alive. |
| Season 4 / Episode 23: - The Sound of Thunder General 'Bull' Fullbright: I'm not gonna have any part of this. We're busting a ring ding out of the hospital! B.A. Baracus: I finally agree with this guy! |
| Season 4 / Episode 23: - The Sound of Thunder Hannibal Smith: Now first we need transportation. B.A. Baracus: I know, we'll have to fly. I'll do it this time, because this Morrison guy can clear us, you guys won't have to be knocking me out no more for none of these crazy capers we've been going on. |
| Season 4 / Episode 23: - The Sound of Thunder General 'Bull' Fullbright: This is my mission, we're gonna do it my way. You know, we're all part of the same team. Hannibal Smith: Correction. The team did not join you, you are joining the team. Now if you wanna tag along, fine, but keep your mouth shut and be a good soldier. |
| Season 4 / Episode 23: - The Sound of Thunder General 'Bull' Fullbright: You'll never get away with this. Never. We're gonna get thrown into the stockade. Oh my God, I'll be in a cell next to the A-Team. B.A. Baracus: At least you won't have to chase all over town to find us any more. |
| Season 4 / Episode 23: - The Sound of Thunder B.A. Baracus: Why didn't you try to get your son back through the government? General 'Bull' Fullbright: It doesn't work that way. In this country, I'm a war criminal. That's why I have to get him out of here, cause he's my son. Faceman: Well, someone must have known what you're up to. They send, eh, 'Madame Kung Fu' to take you on your last rickshaw ride. |
| Season 4 / Episode 23: - The Sound of Thunder General 'Bull' Fullbright: I want all of you to know one thing: as much as I wanted and needed you to go on this mission with me, I never really thought you were innocent... until now. |
| Season 4 / Episode 23: - The Sound of Thunder Hannibal Smith: Now look, Tia, I know you don't trust Fulbright, you don't even know what he's about, but that could come with time, if you take some time with him. Tia: All I take is his life! Faceman: And they say daughters want everything. |
| Season 4 / Episode 23: - The Sound of Thunder Tia: He is not my father, he is my enemy! Hannibal Smith: Well, whoever he is, he's waiting up the river for you. And the two of you are gonna have a talk. When that's finished you can both do whatever you want. Now, would you like to walk up there like a little lady, or do you wanna go over my shoulder? Tia: I will listen to him... and then I will kill him! |
| Season 4 / Episode 23: - The Sound of Thunder General 'Bull' Fullbright: Smith... you and your men... good soldiers... I'm glad... we ended up... on the same... same side. |
| Season 4 / Episode 23: - The Sound of Thunder Face: [Murdock has just been shot while he and Face were waiting in the getaway helicopter] You alright? Murdock: We may not make it to Texarkana but I think we'll make it to the plane. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 22: - A Little Town With an Accent Murdock: I just don't like the idea of B.A. taking apart my brand new truck. Face: Ah, I'm sure he's just using it to train Kelvin. Murdock: I know, I know, but, eh, I worked so hard to win it on the Wheel of Fortune, Face. Face: We had to work so hard, okay? Besides, you're the one who took the trip to Hawaii, without me! Murdock: I know. |
| Season 4 / Episode 22: - A Little Town With an Accent Face: [on the phone] Guess who McMahon ran to? Hannibal: [on other line] Well, am I gonna like this? Face: I think you're gonna love it: Sonny Marlini. Hannibal: Sonny 'The Enforcer' Marlini from Detroit? Face: Aha. The very same. looking eh, very tanned, healthy and, eh, itching to kill. |
| Season 4 / Episode 22: - A Little Town With an Accent Carlos "Blue Moons" Mendoza: Un momento, un momento. Before you shoot him, I want my suit back. |
| Season 4 / Episode 22: - A Little Town With an Accent Hannibal: [posing as an Irish priest] Whom do you seek? Zack: I seek the A-Team. Zack: The A-Team? Are they not criminals? Are they not outlaws? Are they not fugitives from those that uphold the law? Zack: Well, eh, I don't know about that, but eh, I'm just hoping maybe they could, eh, help me with these slimeballs - Eh, excuse me, father. Eh, these low down critters that are trying to run me off my station. |
| Season 4 / Episode 22: - A Little Town With an Accent Sonny Marlini: [on phone] Look, anything happens to this load, your head comes in a headbox, got that? |
| Season 4 / Episode 22: - A Little Town With an Accent Sonny Marlini: Pop, listen. I went through a great deal of trouble, you know, to stage that accident with the prison bus. You know that? You're supposed to be dead, pop! You don't go around here attracting attention. Sam Marlini: Look, I... I wouldn't be dead if you had whacked the judge, like I told you. Sonny Marlini: We don't wack judges these days, pop. No we don't. We send them to college. |
| Season 4 / Episode 22: - A Little Town With an Accent McMahon: Shut up! Murdock: Shut up, shu- that's a silly thing to say to an actor, I mean there's two words I don't even know the meaning of. Shut... McMahon: You open your mouth one more time, I'll put it in a box and mail it somewhere. |
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