02x23 - Curtain Call Season 2 / Episode 23: - Curtain Call

'Howling Mad' Murdock: You better get out of here, Hannibal. If you're going to leave me, then leave me.
Hannibal: Murdock, we're a team, we either leave together, or not at all.
02x23 - Curtain Call Season 2 / Episode 23: - Curtain Call

"B.A." Baracus: [to Murdock, who is becoming unresponsive] Come on, Murdock, I ain't gonna let you die, man, you' my friend.
02x22 - Semi-Friendly Persuasion Season 2 / Episode 22: - Semi-Friendly Persuasion

Kerl: Sykes, what is it about us that scares you so bad you have to attack us?
Kale Sykes: Nothing. Nothing about you scares me, but what makes me mad, is you people moved in here. We don't want your little tribe dirtying up our country air. Of course if that bothers you, you can always kick us off your land...
Kerl: No, I'm not gonna use my fist when I can still use my brain, Sykes.
02x22 - Semi-Friendly Persuasion Season 2 / Episode 22: - Semi-Friendly Persuasion

Face: You say you're Society doesn't believe in violence, well, eh, we're not exactly caterers.
Eric: We want you to build our meeting house.
Hannibal: We're not exactly carpenters, either.
02x22 - Semi-Friendly Persuasion Season 2 / Episode 22: - Semi-Friendly Persuasion

Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Well, frankly, I don't see what's so non-violent about that. We're gonna have to be pretty rough on that lumber. We're gonna have to saw, we're gonna have to drill it, we're gonna have to pound it. Big nails go into it. You're talking about carnage, here, Eric.
02x22 - Semi-Friendly Persuasion Season 2 / Episode 22: - Semi-Friendly Persuasion

Kerl: [appalled at seeing the A-Team's weapons] Are those the tools of logic, Colonel?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: In some circles, yes they are.
02x22 - Semi-Friendly Persuasion Season 2 / Episode 22: - Semi-Friendly Persuasion

Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Well, Paris doesn't have to worry about losing the tourists to all of the dear old Kellisburg.
"Howling Mad" Murdock: Well, sometimes there's a lot to be said for the quiet life.
Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Yeah, none of it good.
02x22 - Semi-Friendly Persuasion Season 2 / Episode 22: - Semi-Friendly Persuasion

"Hannibal" Smith: Well you see, that's what comes when you build too close to the road: anything can crawl in.
Kale Sykes: Who the hell are you?
"Faceman" Peck: Pretty snappy comeback!
Kale Sykes: I asked you a question, boy!
"Hannibal" Smith: Face, did he call me 'boy'?
"Faceman" Peck: Yeah, no doubt about it, this is definitely a force to be reckoned with.
02x22 - Semi-Friendly Persuasion Season 2 / Episode 22: - Semi-Friendly Persuasion

Sinclair: [stops B.A. from carrying a child into the hospital] You ain't welcome here, hospital in the next town might take ya, if you pay 'em enough.
"B.A." Baracus: Get out of my way, sucker!
Sinclair: The only way you're gonna get in there is to walk over me! [B.A. hands the child over to Kerl]
"B.A." Baracus: Walkin' ain't what I had in mind.
02x22 - Semi-Friendly Persuasion Season 2 / Episode 22: - Semi-Friendly Persuasion

Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Face, we were fired. We don't work for them anymore. We work for us. And we're gonna go back there, and take Kale and his sleazeballs and teach 'em a little A-Team religion.
02x22 - Semi-Friendly Persuasion Season 2 / Episode 22: - Semi-Friendly Persuasion

Kerl: Are you expecting me to thank you?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: No. No, even though you're one of the most narrow minded men I ever met in your own way, I admire you for one thing, Kerl: You don't change your tune when you win. Most people do.
02x22 - Semi-Friendly Persuasion Season 2 / Episode 22: - Semi-Friendly Persuasion

Face: Hannibal, I hate waiting around to watch the end.
02x22 - Semi-Friendly Persuasion Season 2 / Episode 22: - Semi-Friendly Persuasion

"Faceman": Oh great, Hannibal's on the couch. Now we're gonna get one of his lessons in psychology.
Murdock: I could use one of those, I get lost sometimes! Go ahead, Colonel, speak to Murdock, please. Explain the meaning of the world to a troubled traveler.
02x22 - Semi-Friendly Persuasion Season 2 / Episode 22: - Semi-Friendly Persuasion

Hannibal: It's just society's electricity, guys. The freedom to think... People's thought are the most elusive and their most valuable. And the soldiers pay the price to protect it.
02x22 - Semi-Friendly Persuasion Season 2 / Episode 22: - Semi-Friendly Persuasion

"B.A." Baracus: [finds a kid in the driver's seat of the truck he's fixing] Are you trying to steal this truck?


"B.A." Baracus: Then you must be my helper.


"B.A." Baracus: Then come and down and help, I ain't paying you to fool around.
02x22 - Semi-Friendly Persuasion Season 2 / Episode 22: - Semi-Friendly Persuasion

"B.A." Baracus: Hand me a pair of pliers.
Ollie: [Ollie picks up a screwdriver] Pliers
"B.A." Baracus: Hand me a screwdriver.
Ollie: [Ollie picks up a pair of pliers] Screwdriver.
"B.A." Baracus: We're gonna do just fine.
02x22 - Semi-Friendly Persuasion Season 2 / Episode 22: - Semi-Friendly Persuasion

Hannibal: [sees Ollie riding in the truck] Who's you're friend?
"B.A." Baracus: Oh, he's a little roughneck I picked up. He promised if I gave him a ride this far, he wouldn't tear us apart.
Hannibal: Better keep an eye on him.
02x21 - Deadly Maneuvers Season 2 / Episode 21: - Deadly Maneuvers

"Faceman": [the A-Team has just run through an obstacle course led by Hannibal] Oh, man I'm glad that's over.
Murdock: Man, I'm telling you, I feel like a million bucks! There's nothing like pain and anguish to give a man self respect! I noticed Face lagging a bit, though.
"Faceman": What?
"Hannibal": He's right Face.
Murdock: Oh, thanks a lot, Murdock.
"Hannibal": That'll cost you two miles into town. And two miles back. But I'll be easy on you, I'll give you 32 minutes.
02x21 - Deadly Maneuvers Season 2 / Episode 21: - Deadly Maneuvers

King: [disguised as a milkman] Well, I gotta tell you guys, I never saw a milk order like this. You must have one hell of a big kitty around here.


"B.A." Baracus: We love milk!
Capt. H.M. "The Soldier" Murdock: Correction, oh Barracan one. You like milk. But for a hardened professional like The Soldier the basic moo-juice just won't win the war.
"B.A." Baracus: [carrying three crates of milk] Shut up, fool, and grab this other one.
Capt. H.M. "The Soldier" Murdock: Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight.
02x21 - Deadly Maneuvers Season 2 / Episode 21: - Deadly Maneuvers

"Hannibal" Smith: Look, you seem like a semi-nice girl under all that greed and make-up. Let me take you some advice: Don't lie to me. It's not nice to lie to me.
02x21 - Deadly Maneuvers Season 2 / Episode 21: - Deadly Maneuvers

King: [posing as a doctor] You haven't got a prayer, Smith. You drank some of that milk, I can see it on you.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: I save my prayers for Sundays.
02x21 - Deadly Maneuvers Season 2 / Episode 21: - Deadly Maneuvers

"Hannibal" Smith: [trying to contact Murdock] Reflex, this is Hammer, do you read me?
02x21 - Deadly Maneuvers Season 2 / Episode 21: - Deadly Maneuvers

Major Douglas Kyle: Where's Smith, Peck?
Templeton "Faceman" Peck: You know, that's the beauty of it. I haven't the slightest idea. I never do, really. He's a real mystery, eh, a walking riddle. Yeah, he might start dropping bombs on you guys. Then on the other hand he might just show up as a nun. I can't tell. And eh, I know, oh, just about as well as anybody else. Yeah, he's really quite... mystical.
02x21 - Deadly Maneuvers Season 2 / Episode 21: - Deadly Maneuvers

Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: [having just knocked out Jackie Hoffer] Good guys two, bad guys zilcherooney.
02x21 - Deadly Maneuvers Season 2 / Episode 21: - Deadly Maneuvers

Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Now, next time you think you wanna take somebody out, pal. Don't get yourself a squad, get yourself a team.
02x21 - Deadly Maneuvers Season 2 / Episode 21: - Deadly Maneuvers

"Hannibal": [B.A.'s doubled over moaning] It's getting worse.
"B.A." Baracus: What about you?
"Hannibal": Got a stomach full of razor blades. I'll drive, we both need a doctor.
02x21 - Deadly Maneuvers Season 2 / Episode 21: - Deadly Maneuvers

Templeton "Faceman" Peck: I'm ashamed to admit it, they got me with a girl.
Murdock: It could be worse. They got me with a dog.
Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Yeah, I guess that's worse.
Murdock: Hey, I fell for a dog!
02x21 - Deadly Maneuvers Season 2 / Episode 21: - Deadly Maneuvers

Tawnia Baker: Are you alright?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: There's a doctor in Bad Rock... Maggie Sullivan, get her... hurry! [collapses on the floor]
02x21 - Deadly Maneuvers Season 2 / Episode 21: - Deadly Maneuvers

"B.A." Baracus: [reading the vanity plate on a woman's car Face was seen with] Koochy, something tells me she's not an M.D.
02x21 - Deadly Maneuvers Season 2 / Episode 21: - Deadly Maneuvers

Murdock: [running Hannibal's obstacle course] I guess it's too late to ask you guys to bust me back into the V.A.!