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 | Season 5 / Episode 8: - Family Reunion Face: Look to this day, For yesterday is but dream and tomorrow is but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope. |
| Season 5 / Episode 8: - Family Reunion B.A. Baracus: Let's cook the sucker! |
| Season 5 / Episode 8: - Family Reunion Gen. Hunt Stockwell: Knowledge is power. And I want that knowledge. |
| Season 5 / Episode 8: - Family Reunion Frankie: Never get too friendly with a bird... you can eat. |
| Season 5 / Episode 8: - Family Reunion A.J. Bancroft: 'Face'. That's a charming nickname. Murdock: That's because he's a charming sort of guy. We, eh, we call him 'Faceman' because he is so good looking, that he can extract the answer 'yes' from you without ever having asked a question. |
| Season 5 / Episode 8: - Family Reunion A.J. Bancroft: Any father would be proud of you. Faceman: Well, I'm also a wanted criminal. Who could be proud of a son like that? A.J. Bancroft: Or a father like that? |
| Season 5 / Episode 8: - Family Reunion Hannibal: Howdie fellas, Thanksgiving diner isn't till four O'clock. Owens: Cut it, Smith. I want Bancroft. I don't give a rat's brain about you or your men. Hannibal: Well, seeing as you've got a rat's brain, I tempted to believe you. |
| Season 5 / Episode 8: - Family Reunion Hannibal: [to Murdock] I'm sure I could rustle up some soup for you, but the rest of us - we've gotta have a turkey. Gen. Hunt Stockwell: [coming in] Good afternoon, gentlemen. Hannibal: I think he's too big for the pot. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 7: - Alive at Five Faceman: We've done everything that Stockwell has asked and he's never so much as even said thank you. We've even saved the guys life. As long as we keep succeding in these missions, he's gonna keep us around for more and a soon as we start fail, well, we're dead. B.A. Baracus: That's a good point. Faceman: I'm telling you, Stockwell has taken over our lives. He's even started taking over my dreams. Frankie: Can he do that? |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Alive at Five Faceman: You know, I should write a book. Murdock: No, no, just a pamphlet. |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Alive at Five Murdock: We got a real endangered species here: an unarmed criminal with a spittin' grin. Anybody want to take a photograph? |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Alive at Five B.A. Baracus: Hold it, Hannibal, what about this roadblock? You don't expect me to turn this piece of junk into a tank with the spare parts from the kitchen, do you? |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Alive at Five Tony Tedesco: You are a dead man. Hannibal Smith: Yeah, but I gotta see Atlantic City before I die. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Say U.N.C.L.E. Affair Hannibal: Murdock, start counting seconds... Now Murdock: One Scooby Dooby Do, Two Scooby Dooby Do... Eleven Scooby Dooby Do, Twelve Scooby Dooby Do... Hannibal: Well, What do ya know Murdock: I know I'm tired of counting Scooby Dooby Dos |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Say U.N.C.L.E. Affair Gen. Hunt Stockwell: [talking on a secured line] Hello Brown Fox. This is Black Wolf. I hear there's a hunter in the woods Ivan Trigorin: [on a car phone] I'm afraid he's lost his way. The old hand shake still serves as well, my friend. Or should I call you General? Gen. Hunt Stockwell: Titles are the shields weak men hide behind. Isn't that what we used to say? Ivan Trigorin: We used to say a lot of things back then. Both of us possesed a certain wisdom in our youth. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Say U.N.C.L.E. Affair Murdock: It's so nice to be back in L.A. The freeways, the shallow people, the superficial relationships, how could we have lived anywhere else? Frankie: And don't forget the smog. Murdock: Oh, the smog... and at sunset, when the light hits the inversion layer just right, it turns a beautiful shade of orange. Hannibal: Brings a tear to the eye. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Say U.N.C.L.E. Affair Carla: [breaking in on Channel 8 on a hotel TV set] Good morning gentlemen, I'm in the jet flying at 30 thousand feet. The room is equipped with a two way video. Face: How about the bedroom? |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Say U.N.C.L.E. Affair Carla: This is the last time I will be able to communicate. You must find Stockwell within the next 36 hours. Hannibal: Or what? Carla: Everything folds up and disappears. This process has already begun. Unless the General's voice hits the blue phone before the deadline, everything, every bit of this operation will vanish. You would be on your own. Frankie: Well, what about our pardon? Carla: It disappears with the General. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Say U.N.C.L.E. Affair Gen. Hunt Stockwell: You're aware you're breaking every rule of the Geneva convention? Ivan Trigorin: Hm. When did we ever worry about the Swiss? |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Say U.N.C.L.E. Affair B.A.: I can't take no more of this jukebox music! [grabs the compact disc player] Frankie: Hey! Be careful with that, it belongs to my cousin! B.A.: If you crank it up one more time it belongs to the garbageman! |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Say U.N.C.L.E. Affair Face: Frankie, why on Earth would your cousin put such a fine sound system into his motor home? Frankie: Because the clientele demands it. He rents this baby out on all the big tours, mayor names. Glen Fry, Tom Petty, Huey Lewis. Next time you use that shower, remember, Madonna was in there, naked. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Say U.N.C.L.E. Affair Hannibal: Frankie, show Murdock to the Madonna memorial shower and develop that film. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Say U.N.C.L.E. Affair B.A.: [Murdock is singing "Fly me to the Moon"] Hey, fool, shut up! Murdock: Mind your manners, Sammy, or I'll have Dino throw you out. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Say U.N.C.L.E. Affair Gen. Hunt Stockwell: [dialing a number on a mobile phone with his gun] This is General Stockwell calling the Ice House for voiceprint verification. Alert canceled. Repeat, alert canceled. Condition Green. We're coming home. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 5: - The Theory of Revolution Carla: As Americans, you can expect to be shot on sight if you're discovered. Frankie "Dishpan" Santana: Well, how do they feel about Puerto Ricans? B.A. Baracus: And black people? |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - The Theory of Revolution Frankie Santana: Now look, Martien is on the defensive. The A-Team is here. What dictator wouldn't quake at that thought, huh? |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - The Theory of Revolution Face: Oh no... CIA Agent: What's the matter, what's going on? Face: A major part of our escape plan has just gone into the toilet. |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - The Theory of Revolution Martien: I will have those spies back. I don't care how long it takes, I don't care how many people die. I will have them back! |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - The Theory of Revolution B.A. Baracus: Hey Santana, you done here yet? Frankie Santana: B.A., genius and artistry cannot be rushed. B.A. Baracus: Hey man, you don't hurry up, those people are gonna die. Frankie Santana: Like I said, nothing here that can't pass for perfection. |
| Season 5 / Episode 5: - The Theory of Revolution Martien: A new triumphant battle for the freedom of Third World Nations! It is a new beginning... of dawn of a long dark night of the longest day! |
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