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 | Season 3 / Episode 23: - Beverly Hills Assault Steffan Shawn: [to Tepper and Blair] You both deserve a bullet in your empty heads. I tell you to put a little pressure on the kid, you wind up putting him in a coma! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty Murdock: You have to have a boyfriend, you're a pretty girl. Dr. Kelly Stevens: [blushing] Well, I have never been called pretty. Murdock: Pretty girl! Dr. Kelly Stevens: [Kelly sees in Murdock's eyes that he has genuine feelings for her, and her voice shows she is genuinely moved] Y... you're crazy, you know that? Murdock: I know it, but do you? |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty Kelly Stevens: You're crazy! H.M. Murdock: I know it. How'd you know it? |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty Tanen: What are you, crazy? H.M. Murdock: Of course I'm crazy, you got me out of a psychiatric ward of a V.A. hospital, stupid! Royko: Hey! You know what I do to guys who won't shut up? I take me some piano wire and sow their lips together. H.M. Murdock: That would hurt. |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty H.M. Murdock: Now let me ask you a question: if you had a feeling that there was somebody in the back of your van, why, why didn't you tell those guys, why didn't you turn me in? Kelly Stevens: [indicating her dog] Homer. He didn't chew your head off. I always found animals to be a pretty good judge of character. |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty H.M. Murdock: [fiddling with a radio] I can't believe this music. What happened to, to, Van Halen, Boy George, Frankie Goes To Hollywood? Kelly Stevens: Frankie Goes To Hollywood? H.M. Murdock: You'll love it, it has a great beat to it. Kelly Stevens: I gotta be honest to you, I've never really liked that kind of music. H.M. Murdock: What about The Rolling Stones? Kelly Stevens: Oh, oh, well, I know them, in fact there's a song they did I really like, 'Norwegian Wood'. H.M. Murdock: That was The Beatles. Kelly Stevens: [laughs] Oh, well I always get them confused. |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty Sheriff Bellows: I'll tell you something, Colonel. A church mouse couldn't get across my backyard without us knowing about it. Col. Decker: Never underestimate the A-Team. |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty Faceman: B.A., I've never heard you sound so concerned about Murdock. B.A.: I'm not concerned! It's just that the crazy fool can't help himself. |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty Faceman: Oh, yeah, gee, well, I can't tell you what this means to me. I mean, here I am actually talking to The Cowboy himself. I mean, Billy Bob, Billy Bob! Can't wait to tell the little old lady, I'll now bet she'll never believe me... Cowboy Billy Bob: Okay, you saw the Cowboy. Now, why don't you two just make like a gun and shoot outta here, huh? |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty Faceman: [putting on a Wolfman Jack voice] This is The Faceman sitting in for The Cowboy, yessiree, the Facial Phantom of the airwaves! |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty Hannibal: They never learn. You gotta know when to hold 'em, and know when to walk away. |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty B.A. Baracus: Poor old Murdock. Out there all alone. Being chased by them bounty hunters. If they do anything to him... Face: B.A., I've never heard you sound so concerned about Murdock. B.A. Baracus: I'm not concerned! It's just that the crazy fool can't help himself. Face: Gee, I think we're seeing a whole other side of Mr. Baracus here. B.A. Baracus: You ain't seeing nothing! Now let's get Murdock. |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty Murdock: [to the bounty hunters] Would you mind telling me why you blew a hole in my door? |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty Orderly: Murdock, there's a visitor here for you. Murdock: Oh, if it's a bill collector, just tell them... just tell them that I ran out of stamps a couple months ago, they'll understand. |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty Kelly Stevens: [visiting Murdock at the V.A] Why are you here? Murdock: That's a long story. Kelly Stevens: Can we discuss the long story over a pizza? Murdock: Does it have pepperoni and mushrooms on it? Kelly Stevens: Well there's pepperoni but we'll have to make due without the mushrooms. Murdock: [opens the box lid] You took a bite out of it already! |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty Hannibal: [getting static on the van's mobile phone] Hey, Murdock can't call us on this now. One of Decker's shots must've taken out the aerial! We'll have to go with our contingency plan. |
| Season 3 / Episode 22: - Bounty Murdock: [on the phone with the bounty hunters who are holding Kelly hostage] If you harm one hair on that girl's head, I will not sleep, I will not eat, I will hunt you down, and I will feed your head to the flies. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 21: - Waste 'Em! "B.A." Baracus: [looking through binoculars] Damn! He sure got a lot of security for someone who's just collecting garbage. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: You know, Colonel, It's not gonna be easy going in there to find out what that guy is all about. "Faceman" Peck: But, eh, you have a plan, right? "Hannibal" Smith: Well, Lieutenant, if you can't get in, you're gonna have to get them out. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: You know, I have to tell ya, I find your, your, your small quotes to be utterly inspirational. As a matter of fact, it's the most interesting part of my day. |
| Season 3 / Episode 21: - Waste 'Em! Lisa Perry: [sensing Face wants to kiss her] You know, blind people kiss just like everyone else. |
| Season 3 / Episode 21: - Waste 'Em! "Faceman" Peck: [smelling a barrel filled with toxic waste] Whatever this stuff is, it'll take the shine right off a diamond. "Howling Mad" Murdock: You think it will take the leather off a glove? "Faceman" Peck: That we'll find out. |
| Season 3 / Episode 21: - Waste 'Em! "Faceman" Peck: Hannibal, you're not serious. You go in there unarmed, you'll be leaving in a casket. "Hannibal" Smith: Well, I said I'd be unarmed. I didn't say anything about you'd be unarmed. Now, we got an hour, and a warehouse to use. Let's go. |
| Season 3 / Episode 21: - Waste 'Em! A.J.: What would it take to keep you guys on the payroll full time? "Hannibal" Smith: I'll tell you the truth, A.J., it's awful hard to keep us in one place. |
| Season 3 / Episode 21: - Waste 'Em! "B.A." Baracus: Little Lefty, meet BIG Lefty! |
| Season 3 / Episode 21: - Waste 'Em! "B.A." Baracus: [to Hagen, pointing at a barrel of toxic waste] Hey fool, this stuff is dangerous, it'll burn your face right off. "Hannibal" Smith: B.A. likes to get right to the point. |
| Season 3 / Episode 21: - Waste 'Em! "Hannibal" Smith: [after getting Hagen to sign a confession by threatening him with a barrel of toxic waste poured on his desk] "Faceman" Peck: Boy, you're so cooperative. Imagine what you would have done if we actually had toxic waste in that drum. "Faceman" Peck: Mmmm. Mmmm, not bad "Hannibal" Smith: [also tastes it] Hm, molasses? "Faceman" Peck: Maple syrup. |
| Season 3 / Episode 21: - Waste 'Em! H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: [stealing a cherry picker crane to bust in Hagen's window] You ready to pick a cherry pick-pick-pick-pick... "B.A." Baracus: Shut up, fool. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 20: - Knights of the Road Face: What are you looking at? Murdock: You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried. Face: How so? Murdock: Well, it's a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry "Medic!" |
| Season 3 / Episode 20: - Knights of the Road Murdock: I'll give you both fair warning. I'll count to... 175. |
| Season 3 / Episode 20: - Knights of the Road B.A. Baracus: You got the clamps on tight, crazy man? Murdock: I am shocked. I am shocked that you would for even a moment, consider casting any doubts on the ability of a Knight of the Road. B.A. Baracus: I'll cast my fist on your lips if you don't answer the question! Murdock: Well they are tight, sir. I wrapped the monster jaws around the unsuspecting wire and I pressed, and I pressed until they became one with each other. In fact, it was such a beautiful moment, I may need a cigarette. |
| Season 3 / Episode 20: - Knights of the Road John 'Hannibal' Smith: We couldn't turn a police chief in to the police. Face: Even though we tried. |
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