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	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Without Reservations Gen. Hunt Stockwell: Now, the sooner you pull off these missions, the sooner you get your pardon. It's called the Stockwell incentive plan. Faceman: Now, I can tell you what you can do with your plan, Stockwell.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Without Reservations Gina: Who are you guys? Who are you? H.M. Murdock: I'm just a waiter.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Without Reservations B.A. Baracus: Anjovis! Anjovis! That fool put anjovis on this pizza. I'm gonna kill him!
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Without Reservations "Hannibal" Smith: How's the pain? Faceman: Well, only hurts when I breathe. "B.A." Baracus: You was out cold for a day and a half in the hospital. Frankie Santana: They say you hit on two nurses while you were sedated. Faceman: Really? How did I do? "Hannibal" Smith: You invoked great sympathy. The left their telephone numbers.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Grey Team Bernie Greene: Well, what they don't know, is they're now dealing with Bernie Greene, a pretty tough piece of beef jerky!
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Grey Team Hannibal: [on the phone with Stockwell] We'll get Randy Anderson’s daughter back, because he's a decent man. But not for you General, not any more.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Grey Team Murdock: While I am a man of science... if you... if you remove the science, I mean what have you? Olga: A man.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Grey Team Olga: Unfortunately your stubborn behavior renders you useless to us. And you will now be killed by my comrades outside. Goodbye.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Grey Team Face: Romeo in there just wrecked everything, now she's going to get the KGB death squad. Hannibal: Yeah, great isn't it?
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Grey Team Murdock: Just think, if we get a pardon, we may never have to eat a knuckle sandwich again. B.A. Baracus: I wouldn't bet on it, crazy man, looks like Hannibal is on the jazz again.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Grey Team Hannibal: What are we gonna do when this thing's over? I mean what are we really qualified to do? Face: Go after thugs in the park? Hannibal: And outlawed motorcycle gangs, organized crime figures, why, there's a world of slimeballs out there. Murdock: I knew it. I just knew you had a plan. Hannibal: Comforting, isn't it? B.A. Baracus: I'll get the van!
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - The Spy Who Mugged Me Gen. Hunt Stockwell: I trust you're all acquainted with the Jaguar? Frankie: The Jaguar? Oh yes, yes, six or twelve cylinder? Hannibal: No, he's talking about a terrorist, Frank.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - The Spy Who Mugged Me Face: Passing Murdock off as a secret agent, Hannibal, he's not even convincing as a sewage worker.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - The Spy Who Mugged Me Murdock: [as Special Agent Logan Ross] I couldn't help noticing you've got wonderful form. Dominique: Merci. Are you a fan of diving? Murdock: No, I'm a fan of divers. It's, eh, it's turned chilly. I would get out of that wetsuit, if I were you. Dominique: You're not in this wetsuit. Murdock: [she walks off] Not yet.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - The Spy Who Mugged Me B.A. Baracus: Thanks for the help, Murdock! Murdock: [as Special Agent Logan Ross] It wouldn't do for Logan Ross to break a sweat.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - The Spy Who Mugged Me Hannibal: For a guy who doesn't walk, Jourdan sure gets around.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Crystal Skull Gen. Hunt Stockwell: [on the phone] The President is calling me every hour. If he can't return that skull to King Fassaad, King Fassaad can't put his country's oldest religious back in his museum. That means he's broken his promise to his people, the President has broken his promise to him, I've broken my promise to the President, and you've broken you're promise to me. Now in that scenario, who's dog get's kicked? Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [hangs up] We're all invited to the White House, for dinner.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Crystal Skull Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: What's the story? Frankie: The Chief's got all the conforts of home. Furniture, radio, a diamond the size of a rock. And those monks that lead 'em, they've got uzi's under their robes. Murdock: Boy, and they had the nerve to question me.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Crystal Skull B.A.: [looking at the Toga tribe] A bunch of fools worhipping the King Fool of all time!
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Crystal Skull Australian Mercenary: You didn't say anything about no monks! Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Well, monks do go with a monastary, now don't they? Australian Mercenary: I understand you have some diamonds? Face: [posing as a monk] Men of God have no need for such... barbels.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Point of No Return Hannibal (Empress 7): Empress 7 to Mama Bear: Code Orange, repeat, Code Orange. Thirtysix hours to matchpoint.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Point of No Return Bobby: Time is, eh, like empty bottle of wine. Only good when filled.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Point of No Return Gen. Hunt Stockwell: Where are Peck and Murdock? Frankie Santana (Empress 12): Oh, eh Face, he saw a woman... that he knows and Murdock he saw... B.A. Baracus (Empress 10): Something in his head and no telling what it was.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Point of No Return Murdock (Empress 9): Bobby, are we getting any closer to where you took our friend? Bobby: Oh yes, eh, very close. The road is long with many a winding turn. Face (Empress 8): Yeah, well, we heard that one before, Bobby.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Point of No Return Gen. Hunt Stockwell: We've got 15 hours and 58 minutes to find that plutonium, or it won't matter if whether Hannibal Smith is alive or dead. The only thing that will matter, is whether he died in vain.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Point of No Return Murdock (Empress 9): How can a guy who peddles around all day be so large?
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Point of No Return Murdock (Empress 9): [Murdock thinks he's got radioactive poisoning] That flower, where I touched it, it's turned brown. I killed that flower with radioactivity... My hair is falling out. I have started down the long, last road to Dante's nuclear fires. B.A. Baracus (Empress 10): It's plastic, fool! Murdock (Empress 9): Than it's worse than I thought.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Point of No Return Murdock (Empress 9): Frankie, do you think we're going to have to go in for checkups, to find out whether our nosehairs are gonna glow in the dark or not? Frankie Santana (Empress 12): I wanted to have children. Do you think we can still have children, Murdock? Murdock (Empress 9): I don't think I know you well enough.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Point of No Return Hannibal (Empress 7): Status of the mission? Gen. Hunt Stockwell: Code Red. According to your message, matchpoint is in 22 minutes.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - Point of No Return Bobby: Love it when a plan comes together! Hannibal (Empress 7): Well said.

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