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4x17 Waiting for Insane Wayne
First Aired: Feb. 18, 1986 on NBC
Summary: When Murdock gets mistaken for an insane mercenary the A-Team is drawn into a fight over property rights and an oil well. |
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Episode Quotes
Hannibal: [posing as Peco Bob] Aren't we forgetting something, Mr. Kincaid?
Kincaid: You mean money?
Hannibal: Well...
Murdock: [posing as Insande Wayne] I do this not for play, but for pay!
Kincaid: You said on the phone a hundred thousand dollars. Half now, and half when the job is finished.
Murdock: Well, I know that, but insane people can change their minds from time to time. I want it all... now!
Kincaid: What if I say no?
Murdock: Then I'm gonna put a pox on your house! [laughs like a maniac]
Kincaid: You mean money?
Hannibal: Well...
Murdock: [posing as Insande Wayne] I do this not for play, but for pay!
Kincaid: You said on the phone a hundred thousand dollars. Half now, and half when the job is finished.
Murdock: Well, I know that, but insane people can change their minds from time to time. I want it all... now!
Kincaid: What if I say no?
Murdock: Then I'm gonna put a pox on your house! [laughs like a maniac]
Hannibal: Well, I guess that's the end of the friendly part of these negotiations.
Kincaid: I can't believe you all are so dumb.
Hannibal: Yeah, dumb like a bag o' rocks, but smart enough to figure you might put a sniper in that stand of trees over there. And maybe another in that stand of trees over there. And so we mined those potential ambush sites.
Kincaid: I don't believe you.
Hannibal: Never bet in the aces, pal. B.A., cut some lumber.
Kincaid: They did it again! They took my money again!
Kincaid: I can't believe you all are so dumb.
Hannibal: Yeah, dumb like a bag o' rocks, but smart enough to figure you might put a sniper in that stand of trees over there. And maybe another in that stand of trees over there. And so we mined those potential ambush sites.
Kincaid: I don't believe you.
Hannibal: Never bet in the aces, pal. B.A., cut some lumber.
Kincaid: They did it again! They took my money again!
Hannibal: [posing as Peco Bob] Where did this no good squatter set up?
Hannibal: [Kincaid shows him on a map] Now if that red line is your ranch, he's not on your property. If he registered two years ago and got squatters rights, he's legal.
Kincaid: If I wanted a legal opinon I'd seek out a lawyer. What I want is a little funny business from some guys who, eh, don't ask too many questions.
Hannibal: What do you mean 'funny business'? You want us sneak up on him in church and give him a hot foot?
Kincaid: I want you to kill 'em. Burry the body two counties over. Is that plain enough for ya?
Hannibal: [Kincaid shows him on a map] Now if that red line is your ranch, he's not on your property. If he registered two years ago and got squatters rights, he's legal.
Kincaid: If I wanted a legal opinon I'd seek out a lawyer. What I want is a little funny business from some guys who, eh, don't ask too many questions.
Hannibal: What do you mean 'funny business'? You want us sneak up on him in church and give him a hot foot?
Kincaid: I want you to kill 'em. Burry the body two counties over. Is that plain enough for ya?
Mistakes/Goofs
- Goof (audio/visual unsynchronized): During the initial shootout on Sherman's land, while behind the tree, Hannibal says to BA "He's reloading...". His lips, however, say something else.





