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	Unknown Episode: Evil Queen: I hope you like dogs, Wendell. You're going to spend the rest of your life as one.
	Unknown Episode: Evil Queen: I've turned Prince Wendell into a dog. Wolf: Good idea.
	Unknown Episode: Wolf: [singing] A shepherdess makes quite a mess, but little lambs are lovely.
	Unknown Episode: Wolf: No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me.
	Unknown Episode: Burly: Suck an elf!
	Unknown Episode: Virginia: I've gone crazy. How can I be talking to a dog? [the dog that is Wendell barks twice] Yes, I have. Don't try and reassure me.
	Unknown Episode: Wolf: Doc, I met this terrific girl and I really, really, really like her. But, the thing is... Dr. Horowitz: Well, go on, say it. Wolf: I... Dr. Horowitz: Say it! Wolf: Not sure whether I-I-I wanna love her or eat her.
	Unknown Episode: Burly: This could be a long torture session. Virginia: I'll tell you anything you wanna know. Burly: Torture first, then you talk. It's better that way. Rush a torture, ruin a torture.
	Unknown Episode: Wolf: Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realize I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it: "Breaking the Cycle", "Heal Yourself in 7 Days", "Stop Blaming Yourself, Please", and "Help for the Bedwetting Child", which I picked up by mistake. But I've got them all!
	Unknown Episode: Wolf: I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me. Virginia: I don't trust you at all! You tried to eat my grandmother.
	Unknown Episode: Virginia: I'm gonna die of long hair!
	Unknown Episode: Wolf: Forgive us, noble woodsman, but have you seen a-a gorgeous girl with very long hair? Woodsman: I haven't seen anything, I'm blind. Tony: A blind woodsman? Woodsman: Have you ever seen a tree move?
	Unknown Episode: Wolf: I've always wanted to say this. Love of my life, let down your lustrous locks.
	Unknown Episode: Tony: [about his relationship with Virginia] I need to know if your intentions are honorable. Wolf: [very long pause as Wolf considers] No, not really.
	Unknown Episode: Virginia: Well, at least things can't get any worse.
	Unknown Episode: Prince Wendell: Happy ever after didn't last as long as we'd hoped.
	Unknown Episode: Prince Wendell: This has been a test of kinghood, and I have failed dismally.
	Unknown Episode: Evil Queen: Is there something you wanted to get off your chest? Prince Wendell: I refuse to be a man. I won't do it any longer. I insist on being a dog.
	Unknown Episode: Prince Wendell: I demand to be a happy puppy!
	Unknown Episode: Virginia: I have a hard time trusting people. I just never wanna jump unless I'm sure somebody's gonna catch me. Wolf: Oh, I'll catch you. And if I miss for any reason, I'll sit by your bedside and nurse you back to health.
	Unknown Episode: Gustav the Magic Mirror: An answer only will I chime, when questions put are asked in rhyme. Dwarf Librarian: All early mirrors talk in verse. Tony: Yes, of course.
	Unknown Episode: Blue Bell: I think we might be in her pocket. Burly: What? Blue Bell: I think she might have shrunk us, and put us in a matchbox in her pocket. Burly: That's ridiculous. You're falling to pieces. Get a grip on yourself. How can we be in a matchbox, you idiot? Where are all the matches?
	Unknown Episode: Blabberwort: I've got some dwarf moss. And it'll really blow your head off, though. Look at this. The last time I took it, I saw fairies for three days.
	Unknown Episode: Virginia: Our mirror's smashed, what can we do? Where the hell are the other two? Gustav the Magic Mirror: Mirror one shattered be, by an oaf called Antony. Mirror two is on a bed with barnacles upon its head. Tony: A bed... with barnacles. Virginia: The sea bed! Dwarf Librarian: Yes. One fell into the Great Northern Sea. I think you can safely discount that one. Gustav the Magic Mirror: What you seek has not been seen, since it was stolen by the Queen. Tony: The Queen! That's all we need. Prince Wendell: Antony, uh, any chance of a little biscuit? Tony: No, no, no, um... [sputtering] Very helpful you have been, just tell us where we can find the Queen. Gustav the Magic Mirror: Near she is, but not alone. In a place that's not her home. In a castle, out of sight, where once the Queen was called Snow White. Tony: That's Prince Wendell's castle.
	Unknown Episode: Virginia: "For seven men, she gave her life. For one good man, she was his wife. Beneath the ice by Snow White Falls, there lies the fairest of them all."
	Unknown Episode: Snow White: Hello, Virginia. You look tired. Virginia: Are you dead? Snow White: Well, yes. I think you'd have to say so. I'm more into the fairy-godmother, occasional-appearance sort of thing now.
	Unknown Episode: Snow White: You're cold. You're cold, Virginia. How did you become so cold? You are still lost in the forest. But lonely, lost girls like us can rescue themselves. You are standing on the edge of greatness.
	Unknown Episode: Snow White: This mirror will show you what you do and do not want to see.
	Unknown Episode: Snow White: You may ask for one wish, and I will try and grant it. But be sure to ask for the right thing. Virginia: Okay, I wish... I wish that Dad's bad luck was over. Oh! And that his back wasn't broken anymore. Snow White: Strictly speaking, that's two wishes. But it's done.
	Unknown Episode: Wolf: I picked up your trail a few days ago. Virginia: But how? We went through a mountain. Wolf: Virginia, I could follow your scent across time itself.

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