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	Season 4 / Episode 20: - Teacher's Pet The Juicer: [singing falsetto] Goodbye, weenies, Goodbye, weenies, Goodbye, weenies... The Juicer: [singing falsetto] I'm still gonna juice your heads!
	Season 4 / Episode 20: - Teacher's Pet Eddie Thomas: Do you mean to tell me that one whole war started over a woman? Courtney Dearborn: Well, imagine Beyonce got stolen by Canada.
	Season 4 / Episode 20: - Teacher's Pet Courtney Dearborn: Dr Stuckerman, I think using first names helps break down the wall between students and teachers. Dr. Stuckerman: Well, I spent 25 years building that wall. I love that wall. Leave my wall alone.
	Season 4 / Episode 20: - Teacher's Pet Dr. Stuckerman: Ms Dearborn? Chelsea Daniels: Actually, she likes to be called Courtney. Dr. Stuckerman: Courtney? Well, Courtney, do you know what my first name is? Courtney Dearborn: Erm... actually, I don't. Dr. Stuckerman: Bingo! Chelsea Daniels: [to Raven] Yeah, he looks like a Bingo.
	Season 4 / Episode 15: - Soup to Nuts Raven Baxter: WHAT? Senior surprise day? And I missed it? Corey Baxter: Yeah! Because you were 'so cold, so cold!' Raven Baxter: You keep goin, you gonna be out cold in a second. Corey Baxter: I see you feelin better.
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - Mad Hot Cottilion Corey Baxter: Introduce yourself, talk about... school! Or TV, music! The Juicer: Okay... school! TV! Music? Oh nice job, Casanova!
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Hook Up My Space Raven Baxter: Ahhhh! Shut Up! Sky Huffington: No... you shut up.
	Season 4 / Episode 5: - Adventures In Boss Sitting Donna Cabonna: Wait young lady, you made a commitment to work for me 24/7! Raven Baxter: I didn't know it meant all day all week!
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - Pin Pals Raven Baxter: [through her teeth] If I wasn't so excited, this would really hurt.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Raven, Sydney, and the Man Raven Baxter: [At Cory's Bro-Mitzvah doing bad comedy] Oh, turkey leg. Where for art thou turkey leg? [Takes a bite] You are in my stomach, turkey leg. Yes, you are! [Laughs] Sydney: Yo, turkey! Stuff it! Raven Baxter: Who's sayin that? You don't know nothin bout no comedy! Sydney: I know you're dyin up there! Raven Baxter: So? I got some food. You ain't eatin.
	Season 3 / Episode 33: - Cake Fear Raven: Yum. [Eating sudae] This is good. What did you put in this? Ms. 'Pushover' Patterson: A dash of... CINNAMON! Chelsea: [Starts choking] Oh, cinnamon?
	Season 3 / Episode 30: - Mr. Perfect Stanley: She done broke my heart Freckles Freckles: [freckles puts his hand on Stanley's shoulder] Stanley: Stanley moving his hand off of his shoulder You don't know me like that!
	Season 3 / Episode 30: - Mr. Perfect Stanley: My love is like a boomerang, it keeps on coming back. Raven: Well my foot is like a pendulum, it will keep on swingin'... Stanley: OK, I'm gone!
	Season 3 / Episode 29: - Food for Thought Raven Baxter: People, people! Listen to me, please, listen to me. Put down the pies! Do not maximize! You need to exercise! The scales will rise and so will your theighs! Eddie Thomas: WHO WANTS SOME FRIES!
	Season 3 / Episode 25: - The Grill Next Door Victor Baxter: Hey kids, check it out. I'm adding something new to the menu: jerk chicken. Chelsea Daniels: You're gonna eat the chicken and call it names? Victor Baxter: Chelsea, it's Jamaican. Chelsea Daniels: Well I don't care what ya makin'. It's still rude. Victor Baxter: Sorry chicken.
	Season 3 / Episode 24: - Extreme Cory Scabz: Where's the rest of your crew? Raven: [Talking with a surfer voice] Yeah. They're not with us anymore. [Points in the sky] Scabz: You mean, they're in.. Raven: Canada! For sure!
	Season 3 / Episode 22: - When in Dome Jennifer: [to Raven] What's your favorite kind of beans? Raven Baxter: Pork n' Raven Baxter: Get it? Pork n' beans! Chelsea Daniels: Oh! Jennifer: I just don't find it very easy to laugh about someone eating a poor little piggy. Chelsea Daniels: Oh, yeah, I never thought of that. Sorry I laughed, Jennifer.
	Season 3 / Episode 21: - Chef-Man and Raven Victor Baxter: Rae, you shouldn't have accepted that challenge for me. Raven Baxter: Why? Victor Baxter: Because of a man named Leonard Stevenson. Chelsea Daniels: What? It sounded scary. Raven Baxter: Dad, who is Leonard Stevenson? Victor Baxter: Chels, get away from the door. Chelsea Daniels: Sorry. Victor Baxter: Leonard Stevenson. More commonly known as Captain Cook Off. Raven Baxter: Dad. You know Captain Cook Off? Victor Baxter: Unfortunately.
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Mismatch Maker Chantel: Oh. There he is. Talkin' to Lori... Whadda ya think they're talkin' about? Raven: I don't know, but ya know: They DO have History together... Chantel: HISTORY! With MY Cookie Lips?
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Mismatch Maker Chelsea Daniels: Wait a minute! You love to meddle! I mean if there was a gold medal for meddling, you'd win the blue ribbon! Chelsea Daniels: Wait a minute-no-that doesn't make sense! Chelsea Daniels: No. you wouldn't win a ribbon for meddling-you'd win a ribbon for ribboning! Duuhhhh... Chelsea Daniels: Rae... Rae? Raven?
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - They Work Hard for His Honey Corey Baxter: [to Victor] Daddy, I'm dumb!
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - They Work Hard for His Honey Chantel: I love you, Snookypuss. Eddie Thomas: I love you too, Cookielips. Chelsea Daniels: [watching Eddie and Chantel rub noses] Aww, Rae, that's so cute. Hey, how come we don't have any cute nick-names? Raven Baxter: [giving Chelsea an odd look] Oh, ok... Biscuit-head. Chelsea Daniels: Awww!
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - They Work Hard for His Honey Raven: Chelsea, pull my finger! Chelsea: Oh, oh, no, Ray, my cousin Earl tries that one on me every Thanksgiving! Not gonna happen! Raven: Chelsea, pull my finger, I have to get the ring off!
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - They Work Hard for His Honey Raven: Chelsea, come grab my feet! Chelsea: Oh, oh no, Ray, cousin Earl tries that one too! Raven: Chelsea, come grab my feet, I need to get that ring out!
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - They Work Hard for His Honey Chelsea Daniels: Hey! Why don't we have any cute little names like that, Rae? Raven: [looks questioningly] Alright... Biscuit Head... Chelsea Daniels: Aaawwwwww... Rae! [squeezes Raven in a hug]
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - On Top of Old Oaky Chelsea: [singing] On top of Old Oakey, all covered in leaves Senorita Rodriguez: [singing back to her sacrcastically] Oh, Chelsea stop singing, I'm begging you please!
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - On Top of Old Oaky Eddie: Hey, Jake. You got barbecue sauce all over your shirt. Jake Haskell: What? No I don't... Eddie: [Eddie spills barbecue sauce all over Jake's shirt] You do now.
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - On Top of Old Oaky Raven Baxter: [looking around the tree] So this is Old Oakey, huh?... Yeah, it ain't so bad. Eddie: Yeah, I could kick it up here. Chelsea: Aw, come on. You guys don't have to do that. Raven Baxter: But we want to, Chels. Eddie: And now that we're all up here, ain't nothin' gonna bring us down. Chelsea: Hey, c'mon guys, let's sing it altogether. Raven Baxter, Eddie, Chelsea: [singing together] On top of Old Oakey! Raven Baxter: Oh snap, for real! Senorita Rodriguez: [calling down] Are you guys okay? Raven Baxter, Eddie, Chelsea: Yeah. Senorita Rodriguez: [singing] Well, now Old Oakey is on top of you! Senorita Rodriguez: Oh, I crack myself up!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Gettin' Outta Dodge Bianca: I brought cookies. Raven: Where did you steal them? Bianca: No. I made them with love.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Gettin' Outta Dodge Roy: If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. Chelsea: Um, we're not even in a kitchen. Hello?

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