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Season 1 Breakdown
Normal Episodes: 8 TV Specials: 0 TV Movies: 0 |
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![]() | 1x01 An Aborted Dinner Date [add summary] | Apr. 04, 2001 |
![]() | 1x02 A Poorly Executed Plan [add summary] | Apr. 11, 2001 |
![]() | 1x03 Eenie Meenie Miney Murder [add summary] | Apr. 18, 2001 |
![]() | 1x04 S.D.I.-Aye-AYE! [add summary] | Apr. 25, 2001 |
![]() | 1x05 The First Lady's Persqueeter [add summary] | May. 02, 2001 |
![]() | 1x06 Mom "E" D.E.A. Arrest [add summary] | May. 09, 2001 |
![]() | 1x07 Trapped in a Small Environment [add summary] | May. 16, 2001 |
![]() | 1x08 Fare Thee Welfare [add summary] | May. 23, 2001 |
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![]() | Season 1 / Episode 1: - An Aborted Dinner Date Karl Rove: Remember when I told you that this guy was aborted 30 years ago and he was a freak? Well, I should have widdled my fingers and trilled my R and said "frrrrreak"! He never even developed. He's survived eating ants... and mice. Oh boy! George W. Bush: What do you mean? He's kinda like a midget? Karl Rove: Worse than a midget! George W. Bush: WORSE THAN A MIDGET? |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 1: - An Aborted Dinner Date George W. Bush: [in his office making a speech live reading a teleprompter] My fellow Americans, this week I plan to unite our country and bring both sides of the abortion issue together. In a historic summit. Abortion is a very serious, personal issue. And let me assure all of you that tonight you promised to have dinner with Laura. [everyone sees that phrase on the teleprompter] I mean. Let me assure you all that I'll do my best. Good night. [leaves the office and goes to Laura] Laura, you have to stop putting reminder messages to me in the teleprompter. Laura Bush: I just don't want you to forget our dinner plans. And you don't have time to talk to me. George W. Bush: I'm talkin' to you now. Laura Bush: All right, fine. I was thinking... Princess Stevenson: [Princess runs up to George] Mr. President, Mr. President? Mr. President. I was reviewing your scheduele on my palm pilot and realized that you only have 10 minutes to save the Earth from the Zinthians. George W. Bush: That's not a palm pilot, Princess. That's a Gameboy. Princess Stevenson: Then what's this? [holds out her other hand] George W. Bush: That's a cheeseburger. Come on, Princess. Let's have another review session. [leaves the room with her] |
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