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That's My Bush!

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	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Eenie Meenie Miney Murder Charlton Heston: Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people. Guns just make them go very fast!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - An Aborted Dinner Date Karl Rove: The head of pro-life is on his way here, and from what I heard, he's a freak. President George Walker Bush: What kind of a freak? Karl Rove: Well, apparently he was aborted 30 years ago, but managed to survive. And now he is bitter, he is angry, and he hates to be cancelled on.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - An Aborted Dinner Date Maggie Hawley: Mrs. Bush, you look like a hooker.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - An Aborted Dinner Date Larry O'Shea: Hey, George, it's your favorite neighbor! Say, you got some snoo on your lawn. President George Walker Bush: What's snoo, Larry? Larry O'Shea: Nothing, what snoo with you?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - An Aborted Dinner Date President George Walker Bush: Maggie, don't you have laundry to do? Maggie Hawley: Oh that's right, I can do what your father did and separate the whites from the coloreds.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - An Aborted Dinner Date First Lady Laura Bush: I want you to spread me out on that massive table right under that big picture of Mr. Lincoln and pound me like a wack-a-mole!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - An Aborted Dinner Date George W. Bush: [in his office making a speech live reading a teleprompter] My fellow Americans, this week I plan to unite our country and bring both sides of the abortion issue together. In a historic summit. Abortion is a very serious, personal issue. And let me assure all of you that tonight you promised to have dinner with Laura. [everyone sees that phrase on the teleprompter] I mean. Let me assure you all that I'll do my best. Good night. [leaves the office and goes to Laura] Laura, you have to stop putting reminder messages to me in the teleprompter. Laura Bush: I just don't want you to forget our dinner plans. And you don't have time to talk to me. George W. Bush: I'm talkin' to you now. Laura Bush: All right, fine. I was thinking... Princess Stevenson: [Princess runs up to George] Mr. President, Mr. President? Mr. President. I was reviewing your scheduele on my palm pilot and realized that you only have 10 minutes to save the Earth from the Zinthians. George W. Bush: That's not a palm pilot, Princess. That's a Gameboy. Princess Stevenson: Then what's this? [holds out her other hand] George W. Bush: That's a cheeseburger. Come on, Princess. Let's have another review session. [leaves the room with her]
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - An Aborted Dinner Date Karl Rove: Remember when I told you that this guy was aborted 30 years ago and he was a freak? Well, I should have widdled my fingers and trilled my R and said "frrrrreak"! He never even developed. He's survived eating ants... and mice. Oh boy! George W. Bush: What do you mean? He's kinda like a midget? Karl Rove: Worse than a midget! George W. Bush: WORSE THAN A MIDGET?
	Unknown Episode: Karl Rove: The head of the Anti-Abortion group is here, and I hear he's sort of a freak. George W. Bush: What kind of a freak? Karl Rove: Well, apparently he was aborted 30 years ago, but survived. He is bitter, he is angry, and he hates being cancelled on.
	Unknown Episode: Laura Bush: Let's go before you say something stupid. George W. Bush: Oh Laura, one of these days, I'm gonna punch you in the face.
	Unknown Episode: Karl Rove: Republicans are not supposed to ban guns!
	Unknown Episode: George W. Bush: Tonight, a murder will take place. Mine! Princess Stevenson: Did I do it?
	Unknown Episode: Maggie Hawley: Mrs. Bush, you look like a hooker.
	Unknown Episode: Karl Rove: What are you doing? George W. Bush: What does it look like? We're putting the cat to sleep. Karl Rove: Why are you doing it with that douche? George W. Bush: Larry's the only one who would help me.
	Unknown Episode: Larry O'Shea: Hey, George, can I barrow your amotta? George W. Bush: What's amotta? Larry O'Shea: Nothing, Pizano, what's amotta with you?
	Unknown Episode: Larry O'Shea: Hey, George, it's your favorite neighbor! Say, you got some snoo on your lawn. George W. Bush: What's snoo, Larry? Larry O'Shea: Nothing, what snoo with you?
	Unknown Episode: George W. Bush: What's a Hindu? Larry O'Shea: It lays eggs.
	Unknown Episode: George W. Bush: Karl thinks I should put my cat to sleep and I don't know how to tell Laura about it. Larry O'Shea: Oh, Mr. Republican Conservative Tightass here suddenly believes in assistant death. Karl Rove: What the hell are you talking about? Larry O'Shea: You're a hippicrit. It was you Republicans that put Jack Kevorkian in jail. Karl Rove: Oh please, that is totally different, Jack Kevorkian puts people to sleep. George W. Bush: Who's Jack Kevorkian? Larry O'Shea: The doctor who helped people with terminal diseases committ suicide. He helped dozens of people who were in horrible pain and what did you do? You conservatives threw his ass in jail. George W. Bush: We did? Larry O'Shea: If you think it's humane to put an old and sick cat to sleep, then why is it illegal to do it for humans? George W. Bush: Yeah, how come, Karl? Karl Rove: Because only human beings have a soul, Mr. President. George W. Bush: Because only human beings have a soul, Larry. Larry O'Shea: Not according to a Hendu. George W. Bush: What's a Hendu? Larry O'Shea: Lays eggs. Look, George, you need to take a cold, hard look at your stance on euthenasia. George W. Bush: Huh! I don't care about them. They're conformous and they're communist. Karl Rove: Who? George W. Bush: The youth-in-Asia. Come on, you know, Chinese, Japanese, Dirty-Knees, Look-at-these.
	Unknown Episode: George W. Bush: I know lot's about euthanasia. The Chinese, Japanese, dirty-knees, look-at-these.
	Unknown Episode: Karl Rove: Thank you for getting me that date, Mrs. Bush, now all I have to do is figure out how to tell my wife.
	Unknown Episode: Larry O'Shea: Hey George, come over and see my mattayou. George W. Bush: What's a mattayou? Larry O'Shea: Nothing, Pizano, what's a mattayou?
	Unknown Episode: George W. Bush: Plus, all public TV characters have turned gay, Laura. Laura Bush: That's not true! There, you can watch Lemmywinks. Lemmywinks The Squirrel: Boy, I wish I had a big mouth full of nuts! George W. Bush: Oh, not you too, Lemmywinks!
	Unknown Episode: George W. Bush: Maggie, don't you have laundry to do? Maggie Hawley: Oh that's right, I can do what your father did and separate the whites from the coloreds.
	Unknown Episode: Larry O'Shea: Hey George, there's a Stardu on your fron' porch. Drug Offender: What's a Stardu? It twinkles. Heh, heh, heh, heh. Larry O'Shea: Why you goddam little smart ass!
	Unknown Episode: George W. Bush: [Charlton Heston has gotten belligerent over gun control] Princess! Will you send in the Secret Service to escort Mr. Heston out? Secret Service Bobby #2: [In a cheesy British accent] What's all this then? Charlton Heston: All right, I'm going, but I'm not leaving empty handed! I'm taking one of these magazines with me! George W. Bush: You'll see! America'll be a lot better off without guns! Secret Service Bobby #2: Come along, you! And leave the President's belongings! [Tries to take the magazine away] Charlton Heston: Let my "People" go!
	Unknown Episode: Charlton Heston: Damn it, George, you just don't get it! Guns don't kill people. George W. Bush: They don't? Charlton Heston: No! BULLETS do! Guns just get 'em going reeally, really fast!
	Unknown Episode: Laura Bush: I want you to spread me out on that massive table right under that big picture of Mr. Lincoln and pound me like a wack-a-mole!
	Unknown Episode: George W. Bush: [shouts] Guard Bear! Get off the table!
	Unknown Episode: George W. Bush: Crazy like an armored fox!

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