Princess Stevenson

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Kristen Miller

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Princess Stevenson Quotes

Season 1 / Episode 1: - An Aborted Dinner Date

George W. Bush: [in his office making a speech live reading a teleprompter] My fellow Americans, this week I plan to unite our country and bring both sides of the abortion issue together. In a historic summit. Abortion is a very serious, personal issue. And let me assure all of you that tonight you promised to have dinner with Laura. [everyone sees that phrase on the teleprompter] I mean. Let me assure you all that I'll do my best. Good night. [leaves the office and goes to Laura] Laura, you have to stop putting reminder messages to me in the teleprompter.
Laura Bush: I just don't want you to forget our dinner plans. And you don't have time to talk to me.
George W. Bush: I'm talkin' to you now.
Laura Bush: All right, fine. I was thinking...
Princess Stevenson: [Princess runs up to George] Mr. President, Mr. President? Mr. President. I was reviewing your scheduele on my palm pilot and realized that you only have 10 minutes to save the Earth from the Zinthians.
George W. Bush: That's not a palm pilot, Princess. That's a Gameboy.
Princess Stevenson: Then what's this? [holds out her other hand]
George W. Bush: That's a cheeseburger. Come on, Princess. Let's have another review session. [leaves the room with her]

Unknown Episode:

George W. Bush: Tonight, a murder will take place. Mine!
Princess Stevenson: Did I do it?

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