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	Unknown Episode: R.T. Howard: [referring to Tuesday's hair] Wow, how do you get it to stand up? June Tuesday: How do you get it to stand up?
	Unknown Episode: Corey Howard: Heads up! Punk rock rooster at twelve o'clock! June Tuesday: Did you just make some stupid, middle-class comment about my hair? Corey Howard: No. June Tuesday: Oh. Well, what do you ask for? The Blue Lagoon? Corey Howard: Well, what do you ask for? The Stegosaurus? June Tuesday: Ow! I'm so not going to the prom with you.
	Unknown Episode: Katie Howard: I'll take that! [Katie takes Corey's razor] Corey Howard: What are you doing? Katie Howard: I'm throwing it out because it's plastic, and non-biodegradable. Corey Howard: Well, [Corey holds up Katie's razor] why aren't you throwing out your razor? Katie Howard: Because I'm an environmentalist. [Katie takes her razor] I'm just not ready to be a hairy environmentalist.
	Unknown Episode: Roger: Katie, have you got a couple minutes? Katie Howard: Yes. Roger: Do you consider yourself to be someone who -- knows a good value? Katie Howard: Yes. Roger: And if you could save some money, you'd like that, wouldn't you? Katie Howard: Why, yes. Roger: And if I said you could be driving a brand new car with no money down, you'd be interested, right? Katie Howard: Yes. Roger: Congratulations! You just bought a brand new car! Katie Howard: I see what you did! That was very convincing. Roger: Thank you. Katie Howard: What colour is it? What colour is my brand new car? Roger: Doesn't matter, it's a done deal. Katie Howard: It is not! I wanna see the manager! Roger: Damn, I get that all the time!
	Unknown Episode: Katie Howard: Hello! Do you think I could put one of these up? [Katie holds up a poster] June Tuesday: Let me guess... A Cindy Lauper look-a-like contest? I think you've got a lock on it! Katie Howard: Uh, that's so mean! You must be Tuesday! I'm Katie, Corey's sister. Corey Howard: Oh, Earthday '84... Wow! It's early this year. - Still signing my checks Earthday '83. [Corey laughs at his own joke] June Tuesday: That was funny... To no one! Corey Howard: Wait a minute, you thought I was funny this morning when we were making fun of the yuppies. June Tuesday: That was then... This is now. Katie Howard: I think she likes you!
	Unknown Episode: Sophia: You know, Corey, if we were still dating, I could get any of your songs played at this club. Sophia: Oh, yeah, if we were still dating. Except, as I recall, you broke up with me and started dating my sister. Corey Howard: We're not dating! It's more like harassment!
	Unknown Episode: Corey Howard: Ugh! What's that smell? R.T. Howard: That smell is my little entrepreneur. Katie Howard: I'm making scented candles. Corey Howard: They smell like death! Katie Howard: Death? Or pina colada? Corey Howard: Death!
	Unknown Episode: Permanent Record customer: Where can I find Duran Duran? Margaret: K-Mart!
	Unknown Episode: Corey Howard: Whatever Spikey Maggoo! Margaret: Spikey Maggoo? Where'd you get that one from? Your Dad? Corey Howard: [remains silent] Margaret: Oh, my God, you did!
	Unknown Episode: June Tuesday: So, why don't you tell your brother that's why I don't like hangin' out in his perfect little world. How's a person supposed to sleep when people aren't screaming at each other? Katie Howard: Well, you should've been around when my parents were still together. They fought constantly. My mother's a control freak and my dad screws around. Patty: Yeah, I think I slept with him.
	Unknown Episode: Katie Howard: Did you and Corey have a fight? June Tuesday: No, I just - I can't sleep. This house is so... quiet. You know, I'd - I'd love to hear just one little siren, or - or maybe a gunshot.
	Unknown Episode: Margaret: Are you willing to blow this relationship because you want to make a stand about where you sleep? June Tuesday: Maybe. Margaret: Mmm-hmm. Trust me, you will be rewarded by the universe for your efforts as your souls merge into a brilliant cornucopia of light... I'm startin' to wonder if that was really an aspirin Zeke gave me.
	Unknown Episode: Katie Howard: It's a fondue set! "Congratulations on your recent... nuptials." Did I get married? Owen: Uh, well, some of the guys on the ship might think you did. Katie Howard: Why would they think that? Owen: 'Cause that's what I told them.
	Unknown Episode: R.T. Howard: [talking about Patty] So, uh, that was Roger's girlfriend, huh? Corey Howard: Yeah. R.T. Howard: Yeah. Yeah, good for him... I think I had her. Corey Howard: What? R.T. Howard: Yeah, it was a few years ago on St. Patrick's Day. I was bombed on green beer, and she was as cute as a damn leprechaun.
	Unknown Episode: Roger: Have either of you seen Patty? Corey Howard, Owen: No. Corey Howard: Have you seen Tuesday? Roger, Owen: No. Owen: What about Katie? Roger, Corey Howard: No. Owen: Oh, my God. They've evacuated the women.
	Unknown Episode: Roger: I gotta tell ya, I'm sort of enjoying this break from Patty. I'm not just on this planet to service her. I've got ideas to share and wisdom to impart. Owen: What should I do about Katie? Roger: I don't know, man, I got my own problems!
	Unknown Episode: Corey Howard: What am I supposed to do, huh? Live in a dump and drink out of bug candles the rest of my life? You know what I ought to tell her tomorrow at work? Done. Forget it. It's over. Because if she rejects my family, she rejects me. Roger: What is this, Godfather III?
	Unknown Episode: Margaret: Corey, go out back and spot Zeke on the ladder. I need you to keep an eye on him. Sometimes he thinks he can fly.
	Unknown Episode: June Tuesday: So, what, you want me to stay at your house with you and your family? Corey Howard: Well, we don't all sleep in the same room, you know. Come on, it'll be fun. We have doors.
	Unknown Episode: Katie Howard: Have a cupcake. I made them with my new muffin pans. They were a wedding present we received from the ship's chaplain. Owen: Oh, Father Chip. That's so nice. Katie Howard: Owen, you lied to a man of the cloth! We are not married! Owen: And whose fault is that?

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