Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1988) - Episode Quotes

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	Season 8 / Episode 8: - Turtle Trek Shredder: I'll get you for this, you wretched reptiles! If it's the last thing I do!
	Season 8 / Episode 8: - Turtle Trek Bebop: So, *snort* you rotten shell-backs think you're gonna get passes us, huh? Raphael: As a matter of fact, yeah.
	Season 8 / Episode 8: - Turtle Trek Krang: Curse the day I ever met those miserable Turtles!
	Season 8 / Episode 1: - Get Shredder! Raphael: Leonardo, explain to me again why we're creeping around in the dead of night instead of home in our nice, damp lair? Michelangelo: Yeah dude. We just blasted the Technodrome into Dimension X. Leonardo: The Technodrome may be gone, but Shredder and Krang are still loose. Donatello: And this is the best chance we'll ever get to put those goons away for good. Raphael: And I still say we have some vacation time coming.
	Season 8 / Episode 1: - Get Shredder! Bebop: Gee boss, you sure bluffed your way out of that one! Shredder: I never bluff.
	Season 8 / Episode 1: - Get Shredder! Drakus: Well, well, well... my old friend Krang. We meet again. Although as I recall, the last time we met, you had a body. Krang: I've never seen you before in my life! Drakus: Don't tell me the mighty Krang doesn't remember his greatest weapons engineer! Krang: Drakus! You... Drakus: Yes, me. The one who helped you design the Technodrome. The one you betrayed! Krang: I am overlord of Dimension X! Drakus: Then did you have to destroy my home world as well? Krang: I didn't want any of your pesky relatives coming after me, Drakus! Drakus: I am Drakus no more! After you blasted me out of Dimension X, I took on a new name: Berserko! And a new mission: Revenge. Krang: It was nothing personal. I had no further use for you! Drakus: Well I have a use for you...
	Season 8 / Episode 1: - Get Shredder! Drakus: Behold, the Annihilator! Krang: It's a toy compared to the Technodrome. Drakus: It may be smaller, but it's more mobile and it packs 20 times the firepower! There's just one problem, the drive systems are malfunctioning, and you will tell me how to fix it. Krang: Why should I help you? Drakus: I'll give you one very good reason... [places Krang on a podium] will you tell me what I need to know? Krang: I'd rather rot in a septic tank! Drakus: Heh... Later. But first I think you will tell me, when I turn up the heat! [switchs a device on, that releases a heat beam on Krang] And when my Annihilator is fully operational, I'll crush you! And your precious Technodrome! Krang: Will you listen to me! The Technodrome isn't even here! It's in Dimension X! Drakus: Don't lie to me, Krang.
	Season 8 / Episode 1: - Get Shredder! Burne Thompson: [Held captive by Shredder] The story of the year's right under our noses, and we can't cover it! April O'Neil: Do they really have an explosive devise? Vernon Fenwick: They certainly do! I saw them carry it down to the basement. Burne Thompson: The basement? Why didn't you try and stop them? Vernon Fenwick: Chief, a good reporter's not supposed to get involved in the story.
	Season 8 / Episode 1: - Get Shredder! Shredder: 31 minutes. For once you didn't make it on time, turtles. Donatello: Channel 6 is still there. Raphael: I knew he was bluffing. Shredder: I "never" bluff. Donatello: ...It's not possible. Michelangelo: April... Irma... Do you suppose they got out in time? Leonardo: [to Shredder] You miserable maggot! Shredder: [to Bebop and Rocksteady] Destroy them!
	Season 8 / Episode 1: - Get Shredder! Shredder: My might is too great for you wretched, teenaged punks! Michelangelo: [Tackling Shredder] Cowabunga, dude!
	Season 8 / Episode 1: - Get Shredder! Drakus: Who are you creatures anyway? Leonardo: We're the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! And you are finished!
	Season 8 / Episode 1: - Get Shredder! Burne Thompson: Thanks to you, I've lost my station! Every time that lunatic Shredder makes trouble, it's because of you freaks! Well... I'll get back on the air somehow. And from now on, I'll let the public know just what a menace you are! Michelangelo: Man, what an ingrate. Donatello: Do whatever you want, Burne. The real threat is Shredder! Burne Thompson: You're the threat! You're the menace to society! You're the ones who... where'd they go? Burne Thompson: Those cowards! They ran away! April O'Neil: Cowards? They've captured Berserko, didn't they? And besides, they'll be back! And no matter what you say, they'll keep on fighting to save this city from the forces of evil! Especially Shredder.
	Season 7 / Episode 14: - Night of the Dark Turtle Shredder: Destroy those wretched reptiles! Leonardo: Geez Shredhead, can't you think of anything new to say?
	Season 7 / Episode 14: - Night of the Dark Turtle Raphael: What is it? A tidal wave? Donatello: No, it's uh... [the Technodrome appears and rolls toward urban Manhattan]... the Technodrome! Leonardo: Krang used that powercell to re-energize the entire Techndrome. Michelangelo: Man, That thing will roll over the city if we don't stop it! Raphael: Relax you guys, we should know the drill by now. Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello: We break into the Technodrome. Fight our way past the Foot Soldiers. Disconnect the power device and escape with it.
	Season 7 / Episode 14: - Night of the Dark Turtle Burne Thompson: Just what in blazes do you... "things" think you're doing? Krang: I am taking over the city, and this station with it. Not get out of my way! I have a important broadcast to make. Burne Thompson: My people will never work for you! They're 100% loyal to me! Isn't that right, Vernon? Vernon Fenwick: Uh... from which angle do you prefer to be photographed?
	Season 7 / Episode 14: - Night of the Dark Turtle Shredder: No Technodrome, no Rock Warriors, no Foot Soldiers! I'll pay those turtles back for this if it's the last thing I ever do! Krang: At this rate, it probably will be the last thing you ever do!
	Season 7 / Episode 4: - Venice on a Half Shell (4) Michaelangelo: Guys! There's been another tear! Donatello: Oh, no! Not another tear in the dimensional fabric! Michaelangelo: No, a tear in my boxer shorts. I told you we needed a new washing machine.
	Unknown Episode: Donatello: [reading note that was thrown through the window] "We have the news girls. Come to the taffy factory at midnight and bring the bufflinks". Michaelangelo: Uh, oh. We don't have any bufflinks. Donatello: Musta ran out of C's. They mean cufflinks.
	Unknown Episode: Raphael: After all we just went through, how can you even look at a pizza? Michaelangelo: I don't want to look at it, I just want to eat it.
	Unknown Episode: Donatello: It's a zamboni machine! Michaelangelo: No it's not, dude, it's that thing that smoothes out the ice! Donatello: A zamboni machine IS the thing that smoothes out the ice.
	Unknown Episode: Donatello: But why steal cufflinks? It's mind-boggling. It's baffling. It's... Raphael: Incredibly stupid!
	Unknown Episode: Leonardo: We're going to have to improvise. Raphael: Improvise? Against those goons? Is there a script doctor in the house?
	Unknown Episode: Shredder: You wretched reptiles! How dare you trick me by giving me the explosive cufflink! Leonardo: *Trick* him by giving him the explosive cufflink? Raphael: You know, I think ol' Shred has finally flipped his chrome-plated lid.
	Unknown Episode: Michaelangelo: I know! They want...Cufflinks. Raphael: Can we pretend we've never met?
	Unknown Episode: Donatello: Hey, we've never worn these. Raphael: And let's keep it that way.
	Unknown Episode: Raphael: After all we just went through, how can you even look at a pizza? Michaelangelo: I don't want to look at it. I just want to eat it.
	Unknown Episode: Donatello: Now remember, from now on your name is Donna Tello. Irma: Donna Tello... I kinda like that name.
	Unknown Episode: Shredder: The girl will talk. It's just a matter of time Krang: Well she better talk soon. I can't wait all day to rule the universe
	Unknown Episode: Shredder: Never in my life have I seen such an obnoxious child. Donatello, Bebop: You think this is bad? You should have tried catching her.
	Season 4 / Episode 39: - Splinter Vanishes Raphael: Donatello, what are these? Donatello: These are phonograph records. They're what people used to listen to before they had CDs. Michaelangelo: Whoa! Someone really burned these pizzas!