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	Season 7 / Episode 1: - Tempus Fugit Cyber Shredder: Your doom is at hand, worms! Demon Shredder: [blasts the Cyber Shredder] The turtles will be MY PRIZE! Raphael: Great, three Shredders in an all out rumble... and WE'RE caught in the middle!
	Season 7 / Episode 1: - Tempus Fugit Splinter: Sometimes the enemies of an enemy can be a friend. Raphael: Yeah? Well they ain't looking too friendly now!
	Season 7 / Episode 1: - Tempus Fugit Cody Jones: Well, I suppose this is goodbye. Splinter: Cody-san, thank you for your hospitality. Though this may be goodbye, we have forged a bound that will stand the tests of time. Past, present, and future. Remember your teachings, little ninja. Raphael: Well, guess this is it. Cody Jones: Take care, guys. I won't ever forget you. Donatello: And we won't forget you, Cody. Michelangelo: Thanks for everything. Leonardo: Remember the ninja code. Raphael: Gonna miss ya, kid. Cody Jones: So long.
	Season 3 / Episode 22: - The Real World (1) (4) Leonardo: [to Lord Hebbe, a giant snake] I hate to mention this, but you don't have any arms. This isn't going to be much of a fight. [Lord Hebbe winds around Leonardo like a python, squeezes him and throws him across the room] Leonardo: [Upside down against the wall] Note to self: arms are overrated.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - City at War (2) Michaelangelo: [after Michelangelo finds April's Shop] Well, there was this big fight... Casey Jones: Whoa! Big fight? Why wasn't I invited?
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Secret Origins (1) April O'Neil: Sergent! I just got a warning message from a secret terror organization calling themselves... Casey Jones: Goongala Cowabunga!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Secret Origins (1) April O'Neil: [Talking on a cell phone to Donatello] Hey guys I can't believe I'm talking to you! Casey Jones: Me neither. When did you get three-way calling? April O'Neil: [April slaps Casey] Hello? Alive?
	Season 1 / Episode 25: - Search for Splinter (1) Casey Jones: [Being a distraction] What kind of customer service is this?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Attack of the Mousers (2) Leonardo: Your reign of terror is OVER, Stockman!! Michaelangelo: [Admiringly] You been practicing that? Leonardo: You like it?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Attack of the Mousers (2) Raphael: Hey. Hey, Earth to Mikey. Michaelangelo: Ow! What? Raphael: She woke up. Leo made her some tea and she's ready to consider we might be real. Michaelangelo: Awesomely radical, dude! Raphael: You keep talking like that, she's gonna pass out again. Michaelangelo: Hey!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Attack of the Mousers (2) Splinter: Young woman, we have something most important to discuss. April O'Neil: What? Splinter: We have never revealed ourselves to the other world. You have placed us all in great danger. Leonardo: But, Master Splinter... she was in trouble and we helped her. Raphael: Yeah, aren't you always teaching us to do the right thing? Splinter: As you grow older, you will learn there are many ways to do the right thing. But there is no going back. I'm afraid we find ourselves at your mercy. April O'Neil: Oh, I would never tell anybody. I mean, who would believe me? Donatello: She's got a point. Michaelangelo: Yeah! We're unbelievable! Raphael: Geez, where's your off switch?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Attack of the Mousers (2) April O'Neil: Seriously, I promise. Splinter: ...I believe you. Leonardo: Is this another lesson, Master Splinter? How to sense the truth? Splinter: No, this is called trusting your gut.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Attack of the Mousers (2) Raphael: First rule: Ignore Mikey. Your life will be much easier.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Attack of the Mousers (2) Baxter Stockman: [turns on the communicator] What? Oroku Saki: Dr. Stockman. Baxter Stockman: Make it quick. I'm very busy. Oroku Saki: I am contacting you to verify that you are fulfilling your end of our bargain and that you are on schedule. Baxter Stockman: I will not stand for anymore of this idiotic interrogation! I've advanced the Mousers to the next stage, and they are securing the funds from the bank as you requested. Can you grasp that simple concept? Oroku Saki: Do not presume too much, Dr. Stockman. The price for failure would be quite extreme. Baxter Stockman: [Stockman turns off the communicator] Imbecile!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Attack of the Mousers (2) Baxter Stockman: Intruders? Here to steal my secrets? You will leave here nothing not even your lives. [stares at the heat signatures of the Turtles] What on earth are you? I suppose I'll have to dissect you to find out.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Attack of the Mousers (2) Baxter Stockman: [to the turtles] What are you? April O'Neil: They're with me! Baxter Stockman: April! You're alive? April O'Neil: And kicking. I've got enough evidence to put you away for years, Dr. Stockman.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Attack of the Mousers (2) Splinter: What will you do now, Ms. O'Neil? You are most defiantly out of a job. April O'Neil: I'm not exactly sure. Donatello: We'll help you get back on your feet. April O'Neil: You guys, you've all been, well... great. And by guys, I guess I mean four big, green talking turtles and a giant talking rat. Donatello: Here's to the new team. [raises glass]
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Attack of the Mousers (2) Baxter Stockman: I got them! I got them all [bumps onto Hun] You. What do you want, Hun? Hun: Trouble, Dr. Stockman? Baxter Stockman: Trouble? No, no. Everything is proceeding exactly as I planned. Hun: [Grabs Stockman] Perhaps you like to explain this plan to the master. Baxter Stockman: Let me go, you brainless muscle bound idiot! Let me go! Let me go!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Attack of the Mousers (2) Baxter Stockman: So, as any fool can see, the whole thing is simply a minor setback. With your continued funding, the research can continue immediately. I'll be at work, oh, Monday morning. Oroku Saki: You must pay the price for failure, Dr. Stockman. [Hun grabs Stockman and drags him out of the room] Baxter Stockman: No! Where you taking me? You'll regret this! No!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Better Mousetrap (1) Donatello: What's the matter, Mikey? Can't decide what to watch? Michelangelo: "I need more power captain". The Turtle Cave must be set to maximum entertainment potential. Donatello: Turtle Cave? That is so lame. Michelangelo: What would you call our new digs? The Shellter? Donatello: Uh, how about... Sewer of Solitude? Michelangelo: Terrapin Station? Donatello: The School for Gifted Reptiles? Michelangelo: The Hall of Ninjustice! Splinter: Ahem, we will call this place... "Home". Michelangelo: Hmm, Catchy!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Better Mousetrap (1) Reporter: In a press conference today at Stocktronics Incorporated, New York's leading new technology firm... Michelangelo: Boring! Donatello: Wait! I want to see this. Reporter: Founder and CEO, Dr. Baxter Stockman was on hand to unveil his latest innovation. Baxter Stockman: A wise man once said "Build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door". Well, I say let the path beating begin! For I, Dr. Baxter Stockman, have designed the solution to the city's ever-growing rat problem. Ladies and gentlemen... I give you the ultimate expression of rodent extermination technology, the Stocktronics Mouser!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Better Mousetrap (1) April O'Neil: This is so great! My friends, my family will finally see I really do work with THE Baxter Stockman. Baxter Stockman: You flatter me, Ms. O'Neil. I like that.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Better Mousetrap (1) Splinter: We will resume your training in the morning. Michelangelo: [imitating Splinter] "We will resume your training in the morning." Splinter: I heard that! Donatello: Busted!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Better Mousetrap (1) Baxter Stockman: The Mousers will be ready when I decide they're ready. My first field test was... Oroku Saki: Was a complete failure. I do not tolerate failure. Baxter Stockman: Which is why you would make a lousy scientist. The test was supposed to expose any possible design blowouts. As a result, I already upgraded the Mousers for greater durability. And I assure you they will perform flawlessly for the next phase of the plan. Oroku Saki: They had better, Dr. Stockman. For your sake.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Better Mousetrap (1) Leonardo: Midnight stroll? Raphael: Out of my way, Leo. Leonardo: Master Splinter said we stay put. Raphael: Look, I'll go through you if I have to. Leonardo: I'd like to see you try, hothead! Raphael: Careful what you wish for, Splinter Jr!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Better Mousetrap (1) April O'Neil: Rat problem, my eye. What are you really up to, Stockman? Baxter Stockman: Now, now, Ms. O'Neil, that would be telling. Suffice it to say my army of Mousers will make me a very rich and powerful man. April O'Neil: But, aren't you already a very rich and powerful man? Baxter Stockman: Ah, Ms. O'Neil, so brilliant, yet so naive. I will truly miss working with you. April O'Neil: What? You mean I'm fired? Baxter Stockman: In a manner of speaking. [hits a button on a remote and the robotic arm grabs April which throws her to the Mousers] I'm afraid I can't let you live, Ms. O' Neil. You've seen far too much already and well, let's just say I have trust issues.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Better Mousetrap (1) Donatello: These mousers are incredible! The servo mechanics, the circuitry, the articulation...! Raphael: Geez, Donny, why don't you just marry one already.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Better Mousetrap (1) Leonardo: Guys! The only way to stop them is to slice their heads off! Michelangelo: Well, aint that great news, for the turtles with the BLADES!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Better Mousetrap (1) Michelangelo: [with April in his arms] Hey, so... can I keep her?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Things Change Leonardo: [Narrating] My name is Leonardo. And right now, my brothers and I are in a mess of trouble. Our backs are up against the wall in some trash thrown alley. Cornered by the toughest street gang on the east side. Purple Dragon Gang Leader: Look at the freaks! Purple Dragon #1: What's with the dweeby costumes? Purple Dragon #2: This ain't Halloween! Purple Dragon Gang Leader: You're going down, freaks! Nobody messes with the Purple Dragons! Especially wearing stupid turtle costumes! Leonardo: [Narrating] He's wrong. We're not wearing costumes.

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