02x12 - Master Plan Season 2 / Episode 12: - Master Plan

Allison Argent: There's no such thing as fate.
Scott McCall: There's no such thing as werewolves.
02x11 - Battlefield Season 2 / Episode 11: - Battlefield

Peter Hale: Even someone as burned and dead on the inside as me knows better than to underestimate the simple, yet undeniable power, of human love.
02x08 - Raving Season 2 / Episode 8: - Raving

Scott McCall: What are you doing?
Mrs. Victoria Argent: Isn't it obvious? I'm killing you.
02x08 - Raving Season 2 / Episode 8: - Raving

Gerard: Careful gentleman, something wicked this way comes.
02x08 - Raving Season 2 / Episode 8: - Raving

Isaac Lahey: What, are you some kind of witch?
Dr. Deaton: No, I'm a veterinarian.
02x07 - Restraint Season 2 / Episode 7: - Restraint

Scott McCall: What did you tell her?
Allison Argent: That we were part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
Scott McCall: I am part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
Allison Argent: Oh, Great.
02x07 - Restraint Season 2 / Episode 7: - Restraint

Erica Reyes: Stiles, you make a good Batman.
02x06 - Frenemy Season 2 / Episode 6: - Frenemy

Stiles: I got it. Kill Jackson. Problem solved.
02x06 - Frenemy Season 2 / Episode 6: - Frenemy

Allison Argent: Someone's not protecting him. Someone's controlling him.
02x06 - Frenemy Season 2 / Episode 6: - Frenemy

Allison Argent: We're just a bunch of teenagers, we can't handle this!
02x06 - Frenemy Season 2 / Episode 6: - Frenemy

Sheriff Stilinski: You're not gay.
Stiles: I could be!
Sheriff Stilinski: Not dressed like that.
02x05 - Venomous Season 2 / Episode 5: - Venomous

Stiles: Unrequited love is a bitch.
02x04 - Abomination Season 2 / Episode 4: - Abomination

Scott McCall: He thinks the Argents have a book of creatures they've encountered.
Stiles: Oh, so like a bestiary.
Scott McCall: A what?
Stiles: A bestiary.
Scott McCall: I think you mean bestiality.
Stiles: No. I'm pretty sure I don't.
02x04 - Abomination Season 2 / Episode 4: - Abomination

Allison Argent: I think you mean...
Stiles: No! I mean bestiary. And I really don't want to know what's going through you and Scott's minds.
02x04 - Abomination Season 2 / Episode 4: - Abomination

Coach Finstock: YEAH! The bigger they are... the... bigger they are!
02x04 - Abomination Season 2 / Episode 4: - Abomination

Derek Hale: Can you get me out of here before I drown?
Stiles: You're worried about drowning? Did you notice the thing out there with multiple rows of razor sharp teeth?
Derek Hale: Did you notice that I'm paralyzed from the neck down in 8 feet of water?
02x04 - Abomination Season 2 / Episode 4: - Abomination

Stiles: Can't you trust me just this once?
Derek Hale: NO!
02x03 - Ice Pick Season 2 / Episode 3: - Ice Pick

Stiles: Alright, I'm with ya. And I also gotta say that this new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you.
Scott McCall: [smiles, pushes him] Shut up.
Stiles: No seriously. Do you wanna just try makin' out for a sec? Just to see how it feels?
02x03 - Ice Pick Season 2 / Episode 3: - Ice Pick

Erica Reyes: I have beautiful everything.
Stiles: And a new-found self confidence.
02x03 - Ice Pick Season 2 / Episode 3: - Ice Pick

Stiles: [to Scott] This new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you.
02x02 - Shape Shifted Season 2 / Episode 2: - Shape Shifted

Coach Bobby Finstock: Stilinski! What the hell is wrong with your friend?
Stiles: Well, he's failing two classes, he's a little socially awkward, and if you look closely his jaw line is a little uneven.
Coach Bobby Finstock: Huh, interesting.
02x02 - Shape Shifted Season 2 / Episode 2: - Shape Shifted

Coach Bobby Finstock: McCall! You come out of that goal one more time, and you'll be doing suicide runs until you die. It'll be the first ever suicide run that actually end in a suicide.
02x01 - Omega Season 2 / Episode 1: - Omega

Allison Argent: Are you ok?
Scott McCall: [cheerfully] Just another life-threatening conversation with your dad!
02x01 - Omega Season 2 / Episode 1: - Omega

Allison Argent: You okay?
Scott McCall: Just another life threatening conversation with your dad.
01x12 - Code Breaker Season 1 / Episode 12: - Code Breaker

Peter Hale: Don't feel bad. If she lives she'll be a werewolf. She'll be incredibly powerful.
Stiles: Yeah and once a month she'll go out of her frikin' mind and try to tear me apart!
Peter Hale: Actually, considering she's a woman... twice a month.
01x12 - Code Breaker Season 1 / Episode 12: - Code Breaker

Peter Hale: Don't feel bad, if she lives she'll become a werewolf. She'll be incredibly powerful.
Stiles: Yeah, and once a month she'll go out of her freakin' mind and try to tear me apart.
Peter Hale: Well, actually, considering she's a woman... twice a month.
01x11 - Formality Season 1 / Episode 11: - Formality

Kate Argent: There are werewolves running around in the world... everything's a joke to me.
01x11 - Formality Season 1 / Episode 11: - Formality

Stiles: Well I shouldn't say I told you so, 'cause it's not strong enough. How about, I'm always right, and you should listen to whatever I have to say, and never disagree ever for the sake of your wolvlihood.
01x10 - Co-Captain Season 1 / Episode 10: - Co-Captain

Derek Hale: [to Jackson] Wouldn't there be someone here trying to save you? There's no one here! There's a reason. No one cares that you drive an expensive car. No one cares that you have perfect hair, and no one cares that you're captain of the lacrosse team!
Scott McCall: Excuse me! Co-Captain.
01x06 - Heart Monitor Season 1 / Episode 6: - Heart Monitor

Derek Hale: I'm gonna kill both of you! What the hell was that? What are you trying to do? Attract the entire state to the school?
Scott McCall: Sorry, I didn't know it would be that loud.
Stiles: Yeah, it was loud... and it was awesome!
Derek Hale: Shut up.
Stiles: Don't be such a sour wolf.