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	Season 4 / Episode 20: - Elegant Iggy Elaine Nardo: Jim; what are you doing here? Where did this model castle come from? "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: It's yours, I made it for you. See Elaine, your fairy tale can come true. Look here's your Castle, and your Prince awaits. Elaine Nardo: You are truely a sweet decent man. "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: Once there was a time when that was enough.
	Season 4 / Episode 15: - Simka Returns Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: You were wonderful, you were charming, and you said your name was Vic. Latka Gravas: Vic! Oooh, that - Vic! I am not Vic! I don't even like Vic! Listen, sit down, please! Tell me everything! What did you do with Vic last night? Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: You mean, you don't remember? Latka Gravas: No. Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: [guilty] Well, I don't know what to say. I can't say that... Latka Gravas: I knew it! You made love with Vic! Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: Well, I did, but... Latka Gravas: You made love with another man right under my nose! Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: Well, there was no other way! Besides, that was you! Latka Gravas: Was I clumsy? Did I whimper? Simka Dahblitz-Gravas: No, you were wonderful. Latka Gravas: Then it wasn't me!
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - I Wanna Be Around Jeff Bennett: He's turning the room into a shelter. Louie is determined to survive. Alex Reiger: Oh yeah? Well I wish he'd put it for a vote.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Jim the Psychic Reverend Jim Ignatowski: I quit drugs for a dollar thirty-five? What was I thinking of?
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Jim the Psychic Tony Banta: With Jim, who knows, maybe this guy can see into the future. He definately can't see anything in the present.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Zen and the Art of Cab Driving Reverend Jim Ignatowski: I spent all my money on televisions? What am I, nuts?
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Out of Commission Dr. Webster: Tony, has any doctor ever advised you to quit boxing? Tony Banta: Yeah, I suppose. Dr. Webster: You suppose. Tony Banta: I mean a lot of guys have yelled at me to get out of the ring. Some of them might have been doctors.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Out of Commission Alex Rieger: All you get for the fight tonight is twenty dollars? Tony Banta: Who else do you know rakes in five dollars a second?
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Out of Commission Lou-Lou: [referring to Reverend Jim] How many fights has he been in? Alex Rieger: Just the one with reality.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Going Home Alex Rieger: Pardon my intrusion. Jim: That's Ok I didn't even hear it.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Going Home Alex Rieger: How'd you come up with a name like Ignatowski? Jim: Say starchild backwards. Alex Rieger: Iskwotangi. Jim: Oh my, that's nothing like starchild is it.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Tony's Sister and Jim Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Well, isn't this great, we've all learned something. Tony can't choose who his sister's gonna fall for, Monica can't choose who she's gonna fall for, and I think that I've learned the greatest lesson of all. I love being lifted.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Louie's Rival Reverend Jim Ignatowski: [having put a quarter in the cigarette machine instead of the jukebox] They haven't played my cigarette yet!
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Art Work Louie De Palma: [to white haired man at the auction] You better hope you don't spend your golden years at Sunset Acres.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Jim Gets a Pet Reverend Jim Ignatowski: I take him out for walks in the park everyday. Alex Reiger: I imagine you must get some funny looks uh. Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Well those poodle people have stopped acting like they own the place.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Apartment Elaine O'Connor-Nardo: I'm so relaxed I can't remember what tension and unhappiness feel like. Maid: There's a mister Louie De Palma here to see you. Elaine O'Connor-Nardo: I just remembered.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - The Apartment Elaine O'Connor-Nardo: Thanks so much Latka for sharing this with us. Latka Gravas: You known in my country everyone shares with everyone. Elaine O'Connor-Nardo: Oh that's beautiful. Latka Gravas: Otherwise they shoot you.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Reverend Jim: a Space Odyssey Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Psst. What does a yellow light mean? Bobby Wheeler: Slow down. Reverend Jim Ignatowski: OK. What... does... a... yellow... light... mean? Bobby Wheeler: Slow down! Reverend Jim Ignatowski: OK. Wwwwhhhaaaat dooeesss aaaa yyyeeeellllowwww lllliiiight mmmmeeeannn? Bobby Wheeler: Slow down! Reverend Jim Ignatowski: OK. Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat dddddddoooooooeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllloooooooowwwwwwwww liiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtt mmmmmeeeeeeaaaaaan?
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Memories of Cab 804 (2) Latka Gravas: [after seeing the damage to Cab 804] I Quit!!!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Memories of Cab 804 (1) Louie De Palma: I hope you don't mind me saying this, but your mother is a very attractive woman. She's got some nice bagonzas. Kid: What are bagonzas? Louie De Palma: How old are you? Kid: Twelve. Louie De Palma: Bagonzas are feet!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Blind Date Angela Matusa: Am I how you pictured me, Bobby? Bobby Wheeler: More or less.......more.
	Unknown Episode: "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: Hey, Alex - You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day... you can always change the channel.
	Unknown Episode: "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: Pssssttt... what does the yellow light mean? Bobby Wheeler: "Slow down." "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: What... does... the... yellow... light... mean? Bobby Wheeler: "Slow down"! "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: Whaaaat... dooooeeees... theeeee... yeeeel-looowwww... liiiiight... meeeeaaan?
	Unknown Episode: Bobby Wheeler: Mental illness or narcotic addiction? "Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: Now that's a tough choice...
	Unknown Episode: Alex Rieger: One thing about being a cabbie is that you don't have to worry about being fired from a good job.
	Unknown Episode: Jim: When I think of me, I smile.
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: Whenever I hear the word "marriage," I say, "Check, please!"
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: What's this? Latka Gravas: It's a kebble. Louie De Palma: What's a kebble? Latka Gravas: 110 kebble make a lithnitch. Louie De Palma: What's a lithnich? Latka Gravas: 270 lithnich make a matta. Louie De Palma: What's a matta? Latka Gravas: I don't know, what's the matter with you?
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: Do you know what the difference is between people like you and people like me, Nardo? Alex Rieger: Yeah, two million years of evolution.
	Unknown Episode: "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away.

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