Louie De Palma

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Danny DeVito
Daniel Michael DeVito Jr. was born on November 17, 1944, in Neptune, New Jersey. His father, Daniel, ...

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Louie De Palma Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Art Work Louie De Palma: [to white haired man at the auction] You better hope you don't spend your golden years at Sunset Acres.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Memories of Cab 804 (1) Louie De Palma: I hope you don't mind me saying this, but your mother is a very attractive woman. She's got some nice bagonzas. Kid: What are bagonzas? Louie De Palma: How old are you? Kid: Twelve. Louie De Palma: Bagonzas are feet!
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: Whenever I hear the word "marriage," I say, "Check, please!"
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: What's this? Latka Gravas: It's a kebble. Louie De Palma: What's a kebble? Latka Gravas: 110 kebble make a lithnitch. Louie De Palma: What's a lithnich? Latka Gravas: 270 lithnich make a matta. Louie De Palma: What's a matta? Latka Gravas: I don't know, what's the matter with you?
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: Do you know what the difference is between people like you and people like me, Nardo? Alex Rieger: Yeah, two million years of evolution.
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: I know what love is cuz I watch talk shows. Love is the end of happiness!
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: Get that ugly, flea-ridden, stinking animal out of my garage, and tell him to take his horse with him!
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: Ignatowski's got a father? There goes my spore theory!
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: Hey, Bobby, I hope someone slams a door on your face, you sneeze, and your head explodes.
	Unknown Episode: Monica Banta: You must be Louie. Louie De Palma: How did you know my name? Monica Banta: I only had three people described to me. One was smart, one was good-looking, and one was you.
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: What're you listening to, Banta? Tony Banta: I can be here if I want to. Louie De Palma: No, you can't. Tony Banta: This is America, Louie. Louie De Palma: No, it isn't. Tony Banta: It isn't? Louie De Palma: No! This is Louieland. You want America, go outside!
	Unknown Episode: Zena Sherman: You got an attitude problem, you got a personality problem, you got a sensitivity problem, you got an emotional problem, you got a maturity problem, you got a sexual problem... Louie De Palma: What do you mean? Zena Sherman: That's all you think about! Louie De Palma: And that's the problem? Zena Sherman: Yeah. Louie De Palma: Whew!
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: Jim, your father is no longer with us. "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: He never was. He lives in Boston. Louie De Palma: No, I mean, he's gone on to his final resting place. "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: A condo in Palm Beach?
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: Ignatowski! Where have you been all week? "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I don't work weekends. Louie De Palma: You been gone nine days! "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Yeah... Tony Banta: Jim, weekends are only two days. "Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Oh, I thought we'd switched to the metric system.
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: He'll be back... they all come back... the only one who never came back was James Caan... and I'm still waitin'!
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: Huskies, I hate 'em.
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: Some men climb mountains, others date 'em!
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: That dame is older than the Continental Shelf!
	Unknown Episode: Elaine Nardo: [Louie has just admitted his mother needs an operation] What's wrong with her? Louie De Palma: Female problems, she's starting not to look like one.
	Unknown Episode: Louie De Palma: Mr. Rieger isn't here right now. Would you like to wait in my office? Charlotte Reiger: I'd rather be the only woman on a Greek freighter!

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