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Played by:   John Kassir

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Season 4 / Episode 14: - Curiosity Killed Crypt Keeper: GERONIMO! [falls from the sky] So glad you could drop in, kill-seekers! Don't worry about me, it only *hearse* when I laugh! [laughs maniacally and then groans in pain] Boy, that was good! It's even better than hang-gliding! [laughs maniacally] Of course, some folks would rather keep their feet on terra firma, like the people in tonight's putrid piece. They're spending a nice, quiet weekend in the woods, going *hack* to nature! [laughs maniacally] I call this fetid fable... Curiosity Killed.

Season 6 / Episode 5: - Revenge Is the Nuts Crypt Keeper: Thanks, pal, for nothing.

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