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 | Unknown Episode: Jessica: My little sister is all grown up. Elizabeth: Jess, I was born four minutes before you. |
| Unknown Episode: Jessica: Not ready to date? That's like, not being ready to breathe. Are you sure we're related? |
| Unknown Episode: Jessica: I've taken the liberty of separating the boys at Sweet Valley High into different categories of desirability. Now these guys are warm, sensitive, and have high GPA's. Losers! Feel free to pass them on to Enid. Now, these guys have hot bodies, great cars, and cool hair. Elizabeth: That sounds good. Jessica: On second thought, I'll keep these for myself. You can have my rejects. |
| Unknown Episode: Jessica: Terrible! Lila: Unforgivable! Jessica: How could we have let this happen? Look at them. It's pathetic. She's just being herself! Lila: How fake! |
| Unknown Episode: Jessica: I'm glad Bruce didn't ask for his keys back from when I worked here Lila: Yeah. Now instead of breaking and entering, we're just entering. |
| Unknown Episode: Jessica: You know, it's hard to think of Enid without thinking of Danny. Elizabeth: Manny! Jessica: Whatever! |
| Unknown Episode: Elizabeth: I found a couple of Todd's love letters. Jessica: Ew! |
| Unknown Episode: Cheryl: No offence, but some of the routines might be a little complex. Lila: We do complex. We do complex! Jessica: Yeah, we complicate everything. |
| Unknown Episode: Elizabeth: Todd, what are you doing here? Todd: I was just in the neighborhood jogging and-- Elizabeth: Isn't that your car in the driveway? Todd: Oh, so that's where I left it! |
| Unknown Episode: Winston: That doesn't sound like Liz. Todd: Whose side are you on? Winston: Oh, no. I do not take sides when it comes to break-ups. Shred: Yeah, but who do you think is right, Liz or Todd? |
| Unknown Episode: Elizabeth: You paid money to have Beethoven killed? Jessica: Not that much! I had a coupon! |
| Unknown Episode: Lila: Am I invisible, or do you need new glasses? Winston: I can see you. Unfortunately, I can hear you also. |
| Unknown Episode: Todd: I know. Remember how mad she got last year when you beat her? Elizabeth: She gave me the silent treatment for a month. Todd: Now that was a great month, wasn't it? |
| Unknown Episode: Manny: What if you find someone else on the slopes? Enid: I won't! I'm leaving my sexy earmuffs at home. Manny: What about your sexy parka, the one with the ducks on it? |
| Unknown Episode: Manny: I didn't want you to forget what I look like. Enid: It's only two days. Besides, I could never forget you...Danny Manny: Manny! Enid: I know, I'm just kidding. |
| Unknown Episode: Jessica: The only reason it was a good kiss was because I'm a good kisser! |
| Unknown Episode: Enid: Mr. Wiseman, I've never cheated on anything in my life. Well except the time i was on the grapefruit diet and I ate a banana. |
| Unknown Episode: Jessica: Please! Like anybody reads in the library! |
| Unknown Episode: Officer: You were speeding and you ran the sign. Jessica: If I was speeding, how was I supposed to read the sign? |
| Unknown Episode: Jessica: So? We'd be perfect. With my good looks, and your...ability to look like me, we're unstoppable! |
| Unknown Episode: Lila: Any moron can pass a social studies test. Which country has never had a king or queen? England, France or the United States? Jessica: France Lila: Jessica, the United States has never had a queen. Jessica: Excuse me! Queen Latifah! |
| Unknown Episode: Jessica: Liz, my future's in your hands. If you say no now, I may never get on TV. I could wind up just like every other random nobody out there, only more beautiful. |
| Unknown Episode: Todd: I saw my life pass before my eyes. It was a very short movie, and you were in every scene. |
| Unknown Episode: Teacher: I'm going to let you take a make-up test. Jessica: Perfect! I know all about makeup. |
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