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 | Season 8 / Episode 21: - The Great Escapist Naomi: Where is the angel tablet, Castiel? Castiel: In the words of a... good friend, bite me. Naomi: Oh, we'll bite. Don't worry. |
| Season 8 / Episode 21: - The Great Escapist Sam Winchester: You remember when, uh... when Dad took us to the bottom of the Grand Canyon on that pack-mule ride? Dean Winchester: The what? Sam Winchester: And your, uh - mule kept farting, just letting go, like gale force. Dean Winchester: Dude, you were like four years old. I barely remember that. Sam Winchester: [laughs] You rode a farty donkey. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 20: - Pac-Man Fever Charlie Bradbury: I also found these series of books by Carver Edlund. Did those books really happen? Wow. That is some meta-madness. Thanks for saving the world and stuff. Sorry you have zero luck with the ladies. Sam Winchester: Wha... Sam Winchester: [to Dean] We need to find every single of those books and burn them. Charlie Bradbury: They're online now, so good luck with that. |
| Season 8 / Episode 20: - Pac-Man Fever Dean Winchester: No brothers or sisters? Charlie Bradbury: Actually, I have two. Their names are Xbox and PS3. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 19: - Taxi Driver Naomi: Let me see if I've interrupted the situation correctly. The Winchesters have freed an innocent from hell, to which you are wrongfully are trying to return. Crowley: Siding with them, Naomi? You don't know those two. Before they're done, we'll both be locked away. Naomi: I'm just hoping they lock you away, dear. The rest I'll figure out. Crowley: Bureaucrat. You're fighting outside your weight class. Naomi: Don't call me a bureaucrat. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 17: - Goodbye Stranger Dean Winchester: Well, he puts the "ass" in "Cass," huh? Sam Winchester: He's definitely off. Dean Winchester: Off? He hasn't been right since he got back from purgatory. We still don't know how he got out of there. Sam Winchester: I don't know, Dean. If he's so sketchy, then why were you praying to him? Castiel: You know, I can hear you both. I am a celestial being. |
| Season 8 / Episode 17: - Goodbye Stranger Meg: Why are you so sweet on me, Clarence? Castiel: I don't know. And I still don't know who Clarence is. Meg: Would it kill you to watch a movie, read a book? Castiel: A movie, no. But with a book with the proper spells - yeah, it could, theoretically, kill me. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 16: - Remember the Titans Sam Winchester: So you know who this is, Dean, walking us to our death? Dean Winchester: Don't know. Don't care. Sam Winchester: It's *our* God, Artemis - the goddess of hunters. Dean Winchester: Oh, that's fascinating. Sam Winchester: See, she's who we'd pray to for courage when hunting the Gorgon or the Minotaur. Of course, she's not really worship worthy anymore, uh, having lost a step and all. Artemis: [slams them against a wall] The hell I have. Dean Winchester: Really Sam? Trash-talking a God? Seriously? |
 | Season 8 / Episode 14: - Trial and Error Dean Winchester: [to Hellhound] Oh, so you're Crowley's bitch. I guess pets do really look like their owners. |
| Season 8 / Episode 14: - Trial and Error Ellie: And, well, her last album was a bunch of holiday songs for dogs. My favorites were "Jingle Bark Rock" and "Don't Pee on This Tree: Happy Arbor Day." Dean Winchester: So she's the Devil? Ellie: Pretty much. |
| Season 8 / Episode 14: - Trial and Error Dean Winchester: [cooking] Impressed? Alice Cassity: I do like a man who can handle his meat. |
| Season 8 / Episode 14: - Trial and Error Dean Winchester: I haven't had my own room... ever. I'm making this awesome. I've got my kickass vinyl. I've got this killer mattress. Memory foam - it remembers me. There's no funky smell. There's no creepy motel stains. Dean Winchester: Really? Sam Winchester: Sorry. |
| Season 8 / Episode 14: - Trial and Error Sam Winchester: So, what - G od wants us to take the SATs? Kevin Tran: Yes. Uh, He works in mysterious ways. Dean Winchester: Yeah, mysterious douchey ways. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 13: - Everybody Hates Hitler Dean Winchester: Sammy, I think we found the Batcave. |
| Season 8 / Episode 13: - Everybody Hates Hitler Dean Winchester: Listen, little brother, let's not go all geek on this stuff, okay? Sam Winchester: "Geek"? |
| Season 8 / Episode 13: - Everybody Hates Hitler Aaron Bass: The Rabbi who was murdered, Isaac Bass, he was my grandfather. That's why we're here. When you guys started to follow up on his case, we started following you. Dean Winchester: So, wait. What you're saying that you and me - We, uh, we didn't have a moment? Aaron Bass: No, man, I was tailing you. Dean Winchester: [to Sam] Told you I was being followed. He was my gay thing. |
| Season 8 / Episode 13: - Everybody Hates Hitler The Golem: [about Aaron] He observes none of the mitzvahs. He labors on the Sabbath. He feasts on swine... Aaron Bass: Everybody loves bacon! |
| Season 8 / Episode 13: - Everybody Hates Hitler The Golem: Yifalchunbee! |
 | Season 8 / Episode 12: - As Time Goes By Henry Winchester: [looks on the Impala's license plate] 2013. My God. Guess the Mayans were wrong. |
| Season 8 / Episode 12: - As Time Goes By Henry Winchester: My father and his father him before were both men of letters. As John and you two should have been. We're preceptors, beholders, chroniclers of all that which man does not understand. We share our findings with a few trusted hunters - the very elite. They do the rest. Dean Winchester: So you're like Yodas to our Jedis. Dean Winchester: Never mind. You'll get there. |
| Season 8 / Episode 12: - As Time Goes By Sam Winchester: I get it now. Dean Winchester: Hmm? Sam Winchester: What Cupid said about heaven busting ass to get Mom and Dad together. The Winchesters and the Campbells - the brains and the brawn. Dean Winchester: Well, I'm glad you see it. All I see is in our family tree is a whole lot of dead. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 11: - LARP and the Real Girl Sam Winchester: So, the toxicology report came back on Lance. Nothin'. But the medical examiner said his body showed clear signs that he was killed by Belladonna. Dean Winchester, Charlie Bradbury: [in unison] The pornstar? Sam Winchester: The poison. Dean Winchester, Charlie Bradbury: [in unison] Oh. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 8: - Hunteri Heroici Dean Winchester: What's the word, Cass? Castiel: It's the shortened version of my name. Dean Winchester: Yes, it is. |
| Season 8 / Episode 8: - Hunteri Heroici Dean Winchester: All right. Let's gear up. It's wabbit season. Castiel: I don't think you pronounced that correctly. |
| Season 8 / Episode 8: - Hunteri Heroici Dean Winchester: Cass. Let's go. Castiel: [interrogating a cat] I've almost cracked him. Dean Winchester: Now. Castiel: Hey. I'm not through with you. Cat: Dumbass. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 6: - Southern Comfort Dean Winchester: What are you doing? Garth Fitzgerald IV: My job, hombre. Dean Winchester: Your "job"? Garth Fitzgerald IV: Yes. Dean Winchester: And since when giving advice is your job? Sam Winchester: Hold up. Are you the new Bobby? Dean Winchester: You shut your mouth. Garth Fitzgerald IV: Yes. Dean Winchester: You shut your mouth. |
| Season 8 / Episode 6: - Southern Comfort Garth Fitzgerald IV: You're such an idjit. Dean Winchester: Idjit's supposed to be used angrily. Okay? Not happy. If you're gonna butcher it, don't say it at all. |
| Season 8 / Episode 6: - Southern Comfort Sam Winchester: But I thought the Unknown Soldier was buried in Arlington. Garth Fitzgerald IV: Yep, but this this the Confederate Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. See, the idea was, they took a faceless, nameless soldier they couldn't identify, and they buried him here to commemorate all the soldiers who died. Dean Winchester: Did you learn that in college? Garth Fitzgerald IV: Nope. Civil War re-enactments. Once a year, every year. Don't hate. Sam Winchester: Okay, uh, what about the guard? Garth Fitzgerald IV: Uh, he's ceremonial. Gone by dusk. Dean Winchester: So then we do this tonight? Garth Fitzgerald IV: Yeah. Sam Winchester: Burn a confederate soldier's bones in a town of rednecks? Sure. |
| Season 8 / Episode 6: - Southern Comfort Officer Karl Henry: There's unfinished business, thanks to you. Officer Karl Henry: Oh, the spectre likes you. Dean Winchester: Oh, yeah? Why don't you tell him to come on out here? We'll make promise bracelets. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 5: - Blood Brother Castiel: Well, I think we're clear for the moment. It does present a curious curl in the metaphysics, doesn't it? If you murder a monster in monster heaven, where does it go? Benny: And this is the crazy aunt I want to take on the road? Castiel: I am not your aunt. Benny: What? Really? Castiel: I have no possible relationship with your sibling offspring. Benny: Now you're kidding me. Dean Winchester: Oh, you two are killing me. |
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