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	Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Curious Case of Dean Winchester Older Dean Winchester: So, you were gonna just shoot some old guy? Is that it? Sam Winchester: I didn't know what you were. I mean, h-have you seen you? You look like... Older Dean Winchester: The old chick in "Titanic." I know. Shut up. Sam Winchester: I was gonna say "Emperor Palpatine." Bobby: [enters the hotel room] I see you met John McCain there. Sam Winchester: Yeah. Either one of you wanna tell me what happened. Older Dean Winchester: Bobby's an idiot. That's what happened. Bobby: Hey, nobody asked you to play. Older Dean Winchester: Right. I should have just left you to die. Bobby: And for damn sure, nobody asked you to lose. Sam Winchester: It's like "Grumpy Old Men." Older Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: Shut up, Sam!
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Curious Case of Dean Winchester Bobby: So, you wanna keep emoting or do you wanna talk about this solving this little issue of yours? It's gotta be about the chips. Older Dean Winchester: I slid 'em across, Patrick did his old witchy number, and you prettied up in a hurry. Sam Winchester: I mean, what are you all thinking? Some kind of magic chips or something? Bobby: Definitely. Sam Winchester: Remember what he chanted? Bobby: Yep, every word. Sam Winchester: All right, then let's find out where he stashes his chips. Older Dean Winchester: And steal me 50. Benjamin Button me back into burger shape. What do you think? Bobby: I think you ought to put some clothes on.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Curious Case of Dean Winchester Bobby: Well, I guess we can get the van loaded. [Dean holds up a finger, clears his throat] Dean Winchester: I shouldn't have called you an idiot. Bobby: [sarcastic] Which time? Dean Winchester: I'm sorry. I mean actually I, I get it. Gettin' old ain't a bachelor party. And dealin' with the crap you gotta deal with... Bobby: Don't you go on pity patrol. Dean Winchester: I'm not. I'm not, I just, I'm sayin' y'know, if I was in your shoes... Bobby: You'd never stop complaining. Dean Winchester: Fair enough. [pause] You're not useless, Bobby. Bobby: Okay. Good talk. [makes to roll out the door] Dean Winchester: No, wait a minute, listen to me. [Dean sits down in front of him] You don't stop bein' a soldier 'cause you got wounded in battle. Okay, no matter what shape you're in, bottom line is, you're family. And I don't know if you've noticed, but me an' Sam, we don't have much left. I can't do this without you. I can't. So don't you dare think about checkin' out. I don't want to hear that again. Bobby: [quietly] Okay. Dean Winchester: Okay. Good. Bobby: Thanks. Now, we done feelin' our feeling's? 'Cause I'd like to get outta this room before we both start growin' lady parts. Dean Winchester: Yeah, we're done. Let's go, Ironsides. Bobby: [sarcastic] Oh, that one's stickin', huh? [Dean smiles]
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Dean Winchester: What are you, stoned? Castiel: Generally, yeah.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Dean Winchester: Amphetamines? Castiel: It's the perfect antidote to that absinthe.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Dean Winchester: [Future Dean] Okay. If you're me... then tell me something only I would know. Dean Winchester: Rhonda Hurley. We were, uh... 19. She made us try on her panties. They were pink. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it. Dean Winchester: [Future Dean] Touché.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Sam Winchester: Thank you. Really. Thank you. I won't let you down. Dean Winchester: Oh, I know it. I mean, you are the second-best hunter on the planet.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Dean Winchester: Hey, uh, me. Can I talk to you for a second? [the two Deans move away, the others check their weapons] Tell me what's goin' on. Future Dean: What? Dean Winchester: I know you. You're lying to these people, and to me. Future Dean: Is that so? Dean Winchester: Yeah. See, I know your lying expressions. I've seen 'em in the mirror. Now there's something you're not telling us. Future Dean: I don't know what you're talking about. Dean Winchester: Oh really. Well, I don't seem to be the only member of your posse with some questions, so uh, maybe I'll just take my doubts over to them. [he starts to walk away] Future Dean: [stopping him] Okay wo-wo-wo-woah wait. Dean Winchester: What? Future Dean: Take a look around you, man. This place should be white-hot with Croats. Where are they? Dean Winchester: [realizing] They cleared a path for us. Which means that this is... Future Dean: ...a trap. Exactly. Dean Winchester: Well then we can't go through the front... Future Dean: Oh we're not. [glancing at the others] They are. They're the decoys. You and me, we're goin' in through the back. Dean Winchester: [horrified] You mean you're gonna feed your friends into a meat grinder? Cas too? You want to use their deaths as a diversion? [the other Dean looks away] Oh man, something is broken in you. You're making decisions I would never make. I wouldn't sacrifice my friends! Future Dean: You're right. You wouldn't. It's one of the main reasons we're in this mess, actually. Dean Winchester: These people count on you, they trust you! Future Dean: They trust me to kill the Devil, and to save the world. And that's exactly what I'm gonna do! Dean Winchester: No. Not like this you're not, I'm not gonna let you! Future Dean: Oh really. Dean Winchester: Yeah! [Future Dean punches him in the face, knocking him out]
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Dean Winchester: Oh well, if it isn't the ghost of Christmas Screw You. Zachariah: Enough. Dean, enough. You saw it, right? You saw what happens. You're the only person who can prove the Devil wrong. Just say yes. Dean Winchester: And how do I know that this whole thing isn't one of your tricks? Huh? Some angel hocus-pocus? Zachariah: The time for tricks is over. Give yourself to Michael. Say yes, and we can strike. Before Lucifer gets to Sam. Before billions die. [long pause, Dean walks around the angel] Dean Winchester: [with his back turned] Nah. Zachariah: "Nah"? You telling me you haven't learned you lesson? Dean Winchester: [angrily] Oh I learned a lesson all right. Just not the one you wanted to teach! Zachariah: [furious, advancing on Dean] Well, I'll just have to teach it again! 'Cause I've got you now, boy, and I'm never letting you - [Zachariah is suddenly staring in shock at the empty air where Dean used to be] Sonofa... [Dean finds himself on a deserted road, turns to see Castiel regarding him calmly] Dean Winchester: That's pretty nice timing, Cas. Castiel: [smiling slightly] We had an appointment. [Dean smiles, lays a hand on Cas' shoulder] Dean Winchester: Don't ever change.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Dean Winchester: [on cell phone] Talking about the Colt, right? As in, the Colt? Castiel: We are. Dean Winchester: Well that doesn't make any sense, I mean, why would the demons keep a gun around that - kills demons? Castiel: [shouting over a passing truck] What? What, Dean - I didn't, I didn't get that. Dean Winchester: [laughing] Y'know it's kinda funny, talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's, you know, like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped. Castiel: [irritated] This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes! Dean Winchester: Okay, all right. Look, I, I'm tellin' you Cas, the mooks have melted down the gun by now. Castiel: Well, I hear differently. And if it's true, and if you are still set on the insane task of killing the Devil, this is how we do it. Dean Winchester: Okay, where do we start? Castiel: Where are you now? Dean Winchester: Uh, Kansas City... [looks at his room key] Century Hotel, room 113. Castiel: I'll be there immediately. [starts to hang up, Dean stops him] Dean Winchester: Whoa whoa whoa, no, no, come on man, I just drove like sixteen hours straight, okay? I'm human. There's stuff I gotta do. Castiel: What stuff? Dean Winchester: Eat, for example; in this case sleep, I just need like four hours every once in a while, okay? Castiel: Yes. Dean Winchester: Okay, so you can pop in tomorrow morning. Castiel: Yes. [Dean hangs up] I'll just... [hears the dial tone, hangs up, a little exasperated]... wait here, then.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Lucifer: [after killing future Dean, turns around and sees past Dean] Oh. Hello Dean. Aren't you a surprise. [lightning flashes, Lucifer pops up behind him] You've come a long way to see this, haven't you? Dean Winchester: Well go ahead. Kill me. Lucifer: Kill you? [glances around Dean at the body of future Dean] Don't you think that would be a little... redundant? [sighs] I'm sorry. It must be painful. Speaking to me in this - shape. But it had to be your brother. It had to be. [he reaches for Dean's shoulder, Dean pulls away, Lucifer's arm drops] You don't have to be afraid of me, Dean. What do you think I'm going to do? [walks past Dean, fingers a rose] Dean Winchester: [angrily] I don't know, maybe deep-fry the planet? Lucifer: [turning back] Why? Why would I want to destroy this stunning thing? Beautiful in a trillion different ways! The last, perfect handiwork of God? [pause] You ever hear the story of how I fell from grace? Dean Winchester: Oh good God, you're not gonna tell me a bedtime story are you? My stomach's almost outta bile. Lucifer: You know why God cast me down? Because I loved him. More than anything. And then God created... [huffs a small laugh] You. The little, hairless apes. And then he asked all of us to bow down before you. To love you, more than Him! And I said, Father, I can't. I said these human beings, were flawed, murderous. And for that, God had Michael cast me into Hell! Now tell me, does the punishment fit the crime? Especially when I was right. Look what six billion of you have done to this thing. And how many of you blame me for it. [pause] Dean Winchester: You're not fooling me, you know that? With this sympathy for the Devil crap? I know what you are. Lucifer: What am I? Dean Winchester: You're the same thing only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I been squashing my whole life. An ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you? Is the size of your ego. [pause, Lucifer smiles] Lucifer: I like you, Dean. I get what the other angels see in you. Good-bye. We'll meet again soon. [starts walking away] Dean Winchester: [fiercely] You better kill me now! Lucifer: [stops, turns back] Pardon? Dean Winchester: You better kill me now! Or I swear, I will find a way to kill you! And I won't stop! Lucifer: [quietly] I know you won't. I know you won't say yes to Michael either. And I know you won't kill Sam. Whatever you do, you will always end up... here. No matter what choices you make, whatever details you alter, we will always end up... here. [a tear drops from Dean's eye] I win. So I win. Dean Winchester: You're wrong. Lucifer: See you in five years, Dean. [he vanishes with a clap of thunder]
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: [From promo] [after discussing about trapping the Archangel Raphael] Do we have any chance of surviving this? Castiel: You do. Dean Winchester: So, odds are you are a dead man tomorrow. Castiel: Yes. Dean Winchester: Wow. Well, last night on earth. What, uh what are your plans? Castiel: I just thought I'd sit here quietly. Dean Winchester: Dude, come on. Anything? Booze? Women? [Castiel looks away uncomfortable] You have been with a women before? Right? Or an angel, at least? [Castiel shifts nervously in his seat, embarrassed] You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud seating? Castiel: I never had occasion, okay? Dean Winchester: All right. Let me tell you something. There are two things that I know for certain. One. Bert and Ernie are gay. Two. You are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. Let's go. [Castiel looks around uncertain, gets up and follows]
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: So, find God yet? More importantly, can I have my damn necklace back, please? Castiel: No, I haven't found him. That's why I'm here. I need your help. Dean Winchester: With what? A god hunt? I'm not interested. Castiel: It's not God. Someone else. Dean Winchester: Who? Castiel: It's an archangel. The one who killed me. Dean Winchester: Excuse me? Castiel: His name is Raphael. Dean Winchester: You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: We're here why? Castiel: A deputy sheriff laid eyes on the archangel. Dean Winchester: And he still has eyes? All right, what's the plan? Castiel: [shrugs] We'll... tell the officer that he witnessed an Angel of the Lord, and the officer will tell us where the angel is. Dean Winchester: You're serious? You're gonna walk in there and tell him the truth? Castiel: [confused] Why not? [Dean slips an FBI badge into Castiel's inside pocket, fusses with his shirt and tie] Dean Winchester: Because... we're humans. And when humans want something, really really bad... we lie. Castiel: [puzzled] Why? Dean Winchester: Because... that's how you become president.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: [about finding Raphael] You're serious about this. So what, I'm Thelma and you're Louise and we're just gonna hold hands and drive off this cliff together? [pause while Castiel looks at him] Look, gimme one good reason why I should do this. Castiel: Because you're Michael's vessel, and no angel will dare harm you. Dean Winchester: Oh, so I'm your bullet shield! Castiel: I need your help, because you are the only one who'll help me. Please. [Castiel looks at him pleadingly] Dean Winchester: All right fine. Where is he? Castiel: Maine. Let's go. [reaches two fingers toward Dean's forehead] Dean Winchester: [flinching back] Whoa whoa! Castiel: What? Dean Winchester: Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week! We're driving.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: Hey, relax. Castiel: This is a den of iniquity. I should not be here. Dean Winchester: Dude, you full-on rebelled against Heaven. Iniquity is one of the perks! [a courtesan comes over] Showtime. Courtesan: [to Cas] Hi. What's your name? [Castiel hesitates, looking more and more nervous] Castiel: Cas! [Castiel jumps] His name's Cas. What's your name? Courtesan: Chastity. Dean Winchester: Chastity. Courtesan: Mm-hm. Dean Winchester: Wow. [to Cas, grinning] Is that kismet or what, buddy? [Castiel takes a long pull of beer] Well, he like you and you like him, so... Courtesan: [taking Castiel's hand] C'mon baby. Dean Winchester: [grabbing Castiel's elbow] Oh hey, listen. [taking out a wad of bills] Take this. If she asks for a credit card, no. Now just stick to the basics, okay? Do not order off the menu. Go get her, Tiger. [Cas looks helplessly panicked] Don't make me push you. [Cas takes the money, follows the courtesan]
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: [after the courtesan has run off angrily] What the hell did you do? Castiel: I don't know. I just looked at her in the eyes and told her it wasn't her fault that her father Gene ran off. It was because he hated his job at the post office. Dean Winchester: [slightly amused] Oh no, man. Castiel: What? Dean Winchester: This whole industry runs on absent fathers, it's, it's the natural order. [bouncers appear at the end of the hall] Dean Winchester: [grabbing Cas] We should go. C'mon. [they run outside, Dean doubles over, laughing] Castiel: What's so funny? [Dean puts an arm around Castiel's shoulders, Cas smiles] Dean Winchester: Oh, nothing. Whew. It's been a long time since I've laughed that hard. Oh. It's been more than a long time. Years.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Castiel: [pouring oil around Raphael's empty vessel] When the oil burns, no angel can touch or pass through the flames, or he dies. Dean Winchester: Okay, so we trap him in a steel cage of holy fire, but, uh, one question: how the hell do we get him here? Castiel: There's... well, almost an open phone line between a vessel and his angel. One just has to know how to dial. [leans over and mutters some strange words in the vessel's ear] I'm here, Raphael. Come and get me, you little bastard.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Castiel: [entering the abandoned house after summoning Raphael] Dean, wait. [He steps in front of Dean; Raphael appears with wings of lightning, the lights explode] Raphael: Castiel. Castiel: Raphael. Dean Winchester: Oh, you know, I thought you were supposed to be impressive. All you do is black out the room? Raphael: And the eastern seaboard. [to Castiel] It is a testament to my unending mercy that I do not smite you here and now. Dean Winchester: Or maybe you're full of crap. Maybe you're afraid that God'll bring Cas back to life again, and smite you, you candy-ass skirt. By the way, hi, I'm Dean. Raphael: I know who you are. And now thanks to him, I know where you are. Castiel: You won't kill him. You wouldn't dare. Raphael: But I will take him to Michael. Dean Winchester: [going to get a beer from the cooler] Well that sounds terrifying. It does. But, uh, I hate to tell ya, I'm not goin' anywhere with you. [turns his back and takes a sip] Raphael: Surely you remember Zachariah giving you stomach cancer? [a slight nervousness crosses Dean's face, but he turns back to Raphael, all swagger] Dean Winchester: Yeah, that was, that was hilarious. Raphael: Yes, well, he doesn't have anything close to my imagination. Dean Winchester: Oh yeah? [Raphael advances on him, Dean glances at the floor, then at Cas] I'll bet you didn't imagine one thing. Raphael: [threatening] What? Dean Winchester: We knew you were coming, you stupid sonofabitch. [he flicks his lighter and drops it on the circle of oil Raphael just walked into; flame surrounds the archangel; Raphael glares at Dean] Don't look at me, it was his idea! [Castiel gives him a look] Castiel: [to Raphael] Where is he? Raphael: God. [Cas nods] Didn't you hear? He's dead, Castiel. Dead.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Raphael: But there's no other explanation. He's gone for good. Castiel: You're lying. Raphael: Am I? Do you remember the twentieth century? Think the twenty-first is going any better? Do you think God would have let any of that happen, if he were alive? Dean Winchester: Oh yeah, well then who invented the Chinese basket trick? Raphael: Careful. That's my Father you're talking about, boy. Dean Winchester: Yeah, who would be so proud to know that his sons started the friggin' Apocalypse! Raphael: Who ran off and disappeared! Who left no instructions, and a world to rot. Dean Winchester: So Daddy ran away and disappeared. He didn't happen to work for the Post Office, did he? Raphael: This is funny to you? You're living in a Godless universe! Dean Winchester: [angrily] And? What, you and the other kids just decided to throw an Apocalypse while he's gone? Raphael: [wearily] We're tired. We just want it to be over. We just want... paradise. Dean Winchester: So what, God dies and makes you the boss, and you think you can do whatever you want? Raphael: [angry] Yes! And whatever we want, we get!
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: Hey, you okay? [pause, Cas stares straight ahead, not answering] Look, I'll be the first to tell you that this little crusade of yours is nuts, but, I do know a little something about missing fathers. Castiel: What do you mean? Dean Winchester: I mean, there were times when I was looking for my Dad when... all logic said that he was dead. But I knew, in my heart, that he was still alive. So who cares what some Ninja Turtle says, Cas, what do you believe? Castiel: I believe he's out there. Dean Winchester: Good. Then go find him. Castiel: [looking at Dean] What about you? Dean Winchester: What about me? I don't know. Honestly? I'm good. I can't believe I'm saying that, but, I am, I'm, I'm really good. Castiel: Even without your brother. Dean Winchester: [bitterly] Especially without my brother. [Castiel looks at him] I mean I spent so much time worrying about the sonofabitch... I mean, I've had more fun with you in the past twenty-four hours than I've had with Sam in years. And you're not that much fun. Funny, you know, I've been so chained by my family, but now that I'm alone... hell, I'm happy. [smiles, looks over; Castiel is gone]
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: God! Don't do that! Castiel: Hello Dean. [Dean turns around; Castiel stares at him from only inches away] Dean Winchester: Cas, we've talked about this. Personal space? Castiel: My apologies. [he backs away]
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Lindsey: [to Sam, about darts] Hey Keith, do you play? Sam Winchester: That depends. What are we playing for? Lindsey: World peace. Sam Winchester: Oh, is that all? Lindsey: Can I ask you something? Sam Winchester: Shoot. Lindsey: You finished that uh, crossword puzzle in the kitchen? Sam Winchester: Uh... I guess. Why? Lindsey: The New York Times Saturday crossword. Sam Winchester: Was it? Lindsey: Uh-huh. You blow into town last week, you don't talk to anybody, you're obviously highly educated, you're like this... Sam Winchester: Riddle wrapped inside an enigma wrapped inside a taco? Lindsey: [holding up a dart] Here's what we play for. When I win, you buy me dinner and tell me your life story. Sam Winchester: Sounds fair. Lindsey: [surprised] Very mysterioso. I like it. Reporter: Locals say what started as a torrential hailstorm late this afternoon suddenly turned to massive lightning strikes that triggered the fire now consuming more than twenty acres here along the Route 17 corridor... Bartender: Damn. Is it me, or does it seem like the end of the world?
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: Tell me something, you keep saying we're gonna trap this guy, but isn't that kinda like trapping a hurricane with a butterfly net? Castiel: No, it's harder. Dean Winchester: Do we have any chance of surviving this? Castiel: You do. Dean Winchester: So, odds are you're a dead man tomorrow. Castiel: Yes. Dean Winchester: Wow. Well, last night on earth. What, uh, what are your plans? Castiel: I just thought I'd sit here quietly. Dean Winchester: Dude, come on. Anything? Hm? Booze? Women? Dean Winchester: You have been with a women before? Right? Or an angel, at least? Dean Winchester: You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud seeding? Castiel: Look, I've never had occasion, okay? Dean Winchester: All right. Lemme tell you something. There are two things that I know for certain, one: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. Let's go.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Castiel: [above the sound of the storm] If God is dead, why have I returned? Who brought me back? Raphael: Did it ever occur to you that maybe, Lucifer raised you? Castiel: No. Raphael: Think about it. He needs all the rebellious angels he can find. Raphael: You know it adds up. Castiel: [to Dean] Let's go. Raphael: Castiel! Raphael: I'm warning you. Do not leave me here. I will find you. Castiel: Maybe one day. But today you're my little bitch. Dean Winchester: [following Cas] What he said!
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Good God, Y'all! Castiel: I don't have much time, we need to talk. Dean Winchester: Okay. Castiel: Your plan, to kill Lucifer. Dean Winchester: Yeah, you wanna help? Castiel: No. It's foolish. It can't be done. Dean Winchester: Oh, well thanks for the support. Castiel: But I believe I have the solution. There is someone besides Michael, strong enough to take on Lucifer. Strong enough to stop the Apocalypse. Sam Winchester: Who's that? Castiel: The one who resurrected me and put you on that airplane. The one who began everything. God. [pause, the brothers look at him in disbelief] I'm gonna find God.
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Good God, Y'all! Dean Winchester: God? Castiel: Yes. Dean Winchester: [disbelieving] God. Castiel: Yes! He isn't in Heaven; he has to be somewhere. Dean Winchester: Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla. [a beat as the joke goes over Castiel's head] Castiel: No, he's not on any flatbread. Dean Winchester: Listen chuckles, even if there is a God, he is either dead, and that's the generous theory... Castiel: He is out there, Dean. Dean Winchester: ...or, he's up and kicking, and doesn't give a rat's ass about any of us. I mean look around you man, the world is in the toilet! We are literally at the End of Days here, and he's off somewhere, drinkin' booze out of a coconut! Alright? Castiel: Enough! This is not a theological issue, it's strategic. With God's help, we can win. Dean Winchester: It's a pipe dream, Cas. Castiel: [advancing, furious] I killed two angels this week. Those are my brothers. I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you, and you failed. You and your brother destroyed the world, and I lost everything... for nothing. [pause, Dean and Sam look uncomfortable] So keep... your opinions... to yourself.
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Sympathy for the Devil Zachariah: What, you thought you could actually kill Lucifer? You simpering wad of insecurity and self-loathing? No. You're just a human, Dean. And not much one of them. Dean Winchester: What do you mean, I'm the sword? Zachariah: Michael's weapon. Or, rather, his... receptacle. Dean Winchester: I'm a vessel? Zachariah: You're "the" vessel. Michael's vessel. Dean Winchester: How? Why? Why me? Zachariah: Because you're chosen! It's a great honor, Dean. Dean Winchester: Oh, yeah. Yeah, life as an Angel condom. That's real fun!
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Sympathy for the Devil Zachariah: How are you...? Castiel: Alive? It's a good question. [indicating Dean and Sam] How did these two end up on that airplane? Another good question, because the angels didn't do it. I think we both know the answer, don't we? Zachariah: No... It's not possible. Castiel: [fiercely] It scares you. Well, it should. Now, put these boys back together, and go. I won't ask twice. [Zachariah disappears; the brothers recover] You two need to be more careful. Dean Winchester: Yeah, starting to get that. Your frat brothers are bigger dicks than I thought. Castiel: I don't mean the angels. Lucifer is circling his vessel, and once he takes it those hex bags won't be enough to protect you. [he touches their chests, the brothers flinch and groan] Dean Winchester: What the hell was that? Castiel: An Enochian sigil. It'll hide you from every angel in creation. Including Lucifer. Dean Winchester: What, did you just brand us with it? Castiel: No, I carved it into your ribs. [pause while they take this in] Sam Winchester: Hey Cas, were you really dead? [a beat] Castiel: Yes. Dean Winchester: Then how are you back? [Castiel looks at them for a moment, not answering, then vanishes with a sound of wingbeats]
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Sympathy for the Devil Dean Winchester: [angrily] You listen to me, you two-faced douche. After what you did, I don't want jack-squat from you! Zachariah: You listen to me, boy. You think you can rebel against us? As Lucifer did? Zachariah: You're bleeding... Dean Winchester: [looks down] Oh yeah. A little insurance policy in case you dicks showed up. Zachariah: [lurching forward] No...! Dean Winchester: [to the empty air] Learned that from my friend Cas, you sonofabitch.

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	Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Curious Case of Dean Winchester Older Dean Winchester: So, you were gonna just shoot some old guy? Is that it? Sam Winchester: I didn't know what you were. I mean, h-have you seen you? You look like... Older Dean Winchester: The old chick in "Titanic." I know. Shut up. Sam Winchester: I was gonna say "Emperor Palpatine." Bobby: [enters the hotel room] I see you met John McCain there. Sam Winchester: Yeah. Either one of you wanna tell me what happened. Older Dean Winchester: Bobby's an idiot. That's what happened. Bobby: Hey, nobody asked you to play. Older Dean Winchester: Right. I should have just left you to die. Bobby: And for damn sure, nobody asked you to lose. Sam Winchester: It's like "Grumpy Old Men." Older Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: Shut up, Sam!
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Curious Case of Dean Winchester Bobby: So, you wanna keep emoting or do you wanna talk about this solving this little issue of yours? It's gotta be about the chips. Older Dean Winchester: I slid 'em across, Patrick did his old witchy number, and you prettied up in a hurry. Sam Winchester: I mean, what are you all thinking? Some kind of magic chips or something? Bobby: Definitely. Sam Winchester: Remember what he chanted? Bobby: Yep, every word. Sam Winchester: All right, then let's find out where he stashes his chips. Older Dean Winchester: And steal me 50. Benjamin Button me back into burger shape. What do you think? Bobby: I think you ought to put some clothes on.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Curious Case of Dean Winchester Bobby: Well, I guess we can get the van loaded. [Dean holds up a finger, clears his throat] Dean Winchester: I shouldn't have called you an idiot. Bobby: [sarcastic] Which time? Dean Winchester: I'm sorry. I mean actually I, I get it. Gettin' old ain't a bachelor party. And dealin' with the crap you gotta deal with... Bobby: Don't you go on pity patrol. Dean Winchester: I'm not. I'm not, I just, I'm sayin' y'know, if I was in your shoes... Bobby: You'd never stop complaining. Dean Winchester: Fair enough. [pause] You're not useless, Bobby. Bobby: Okay. Good talk. [makes to roll out the door] Dean Winchester: No, wait a minute, listen to me. [Dean sits down in front of him] You don't stop bein' a soldier 'cause you got wounded in battle. Okay, no matter what shape you're in, bottom line is, you're family. And I don't know if you've noticed, but me an' Sam, we don't have much left. I can't do this without you. I can't. So don't you dare think about checkin' out. I don't want to hear that again. Bobby: [quietly] Okay. Dean Winchester: Okay. Good. Bobby: Thanks. Now, we done feelin' our feeling's? 'Cause I'd like to get outta this room before we both start growin' lady parts. Dean Winchester: Yeah, we're done. Let's go, Ironsides. Bobby: [sarcastic] Oh, that one's stickin', huh? [Dean smiles]
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Dean Winchester: What are you, stoned? Castiel: Generally, yeah.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Dean Winchester: Amphetamines? Castiel: It's the perfect antidote to that absinthe.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Dean Winchester: [Future Dean] Okay. If you're me... then tell me something only I would know. Dean Winchester: Rhonda Hurley. We were, uh... 19. She made us try on her panties. They were pink. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it. Dean Winchester: [Future Dean] Touché.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Sam Winchester: Thank you. Really. Thank you. I won't let you down. Dean Winchester: Oh, I know it. I mean, you are the second-best hunter on the planet.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Dean Winchester: Hey, uh, me. Can I talk to you for a second? [the two Deans move away, the others check their weapons] Tell me what's goin' on. Future Dean: What? Dean Winchester: I know you. You're lying to these people, and to me. Future Dean: Is that so? Dean Winchester: Yeah. See, I know your lying expressions. I've seen 'em in the mirror. Now there's something you're not telling us. Future Dean: I don't know what you're talking about. Dean Winchester: Oh really. Well, I don't seem to be the only member of your posse with some questions, so uh, maybe I'll just take my doubts over to them. [he starts to walk away] Future Dean: [stopping him] Okay wo-wo-wo-woah wait. Dean Winchester: What? Future Dean: Take a look around you, man. This place should be white-hot with Croats. Where are they? Dean Winchester: [realizing] They cleared a path for us. Which means that this is... Future Dean: ...a trap. Exactly. Dean Winchester: Well then we can't go through the front... Future Dean: Oh we're not. [glancing at the others] They are. They're the decoys. You and me, we're goin' in through the back. Dean Winchester: [horrified] You mean you're gonna feed your friends into a meat grinder? Cas too? You want to use their deaths as a diversion? [the other Dean looks away] Oh man, something is broken in you. You're making decisions I would never make. I wouldn't sacrifice my friends! Future Dean: You're right. You wouldn't. It's one of the main reasons we're in this mess, actually. Dean Winchester: These people count on you, they trust you! Future Dean: They trust me to kill the Devil, and to save the world. And that's exactly what I'm gonna do! Dean Winchester: No. Not like this you're not, I'm not gonna let you! Future Dean: Oh really. Dean Winchester: Yeah! [Future Dean punches him in the face, knocking him out]
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Dean Winchester: Oh well, if it isn't the ghost of Christmas Screw You. Zachariah: Enough. Dean, enough. You saw it, right? You saw what happens. You're the only person who can prove the Devil wrong. Just say yes. Dean Winchester: And how do I know that this whole thing isn't one of your tricks? Huh? Some angel hocus-pocus? Zachariah: The time for tricks is over. Give yourself to Michael. Say yes, and we can strike. Before Lucifer gets to Sam. Before billions die. [long pause, Dean walks around the angel] Dean Winchester: [with his back turned] Nah. Zachariah: "Nah"? You telling me you haven't learned you lesson? Dean Winchester: [angrily] Oh I learned a lesson all right. Just not the one you wanted to teach! Zachariah: [furious, advancing on Dean] Well, I'll just have to teach it again! 'Cause I've got you now, boy, and I'm never letting you - [Zachariah is suddenly staring in shock at the empty air where Dean used to be] Sonofa... [Dean finds himself on a deserted road, turns to see Castiel regarding him calmly] Dean Winchester: That's pretty nice timing, Cas. Castiel: [smiling slightly] We had an appointment. [Dean smiles, lays a hand on Cas' shoulder] Dean Winchester: Don't ever change.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Dean Winchester: [on cell phone] Talking about the Colt, right? As in, the Colt? Castiel: We are. Dean Winchester: Well that doesn't make any sense, I mean, why would the demons keep a gun around that - kills demons? Castiel: [shouting over a passing truck] What? What, Dean - I didn't, I didn't get that. Dean Winchester: [laughing] Y'know it's kinda funny, talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's, you know, like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped. Castiel: [irritated] This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes! Dean Winchester: Okay, all right. Look, I, I'm tellin' you Cas, the mooks have melted down the gun by now. Castiel: Well, I hear differently. And if it's true, and if you are still set on the insane task of killing the Devil, this is how we do it. Dean Winchester: Okay, where do we start? Castiel: Where are you now? Dean Winchester: Uh, Kansas City... [looks at his room key] Century Hotel, room 113. Castiel: I'll be there immediately. [starts to hang up, Dean stops him] Dean Winchester: Whoa whoa whoa, no, no, come on man, I just drove like sixteen hours straight, okay? I'm human. There's stuff I gotta do. Castiel: What stuff? Dean Winchester: Eat, for example; in this case sleep, I just need like four hours every once in a while, okay? Castiel: Yes. Dean Winchester: Okay, so you can pop in tomorrow morning. Castiel: Yes. [Dean hangs up] I'll just... [hears the dial tone, hangs up, a little exasperated]... wait here, then.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - The End Lucifer: [after killing future Dean, turns around and sees past Dean] Oh. Hello Dean. Aren't you a surprise. [lightning flashes, Lucifer pops up behind him] You've come a long way to see this, haven't you? Dean Winchester: Well go ahead. Kill me. Lucifer: Kill you? [glances around Dean at the body of future Dean] Don't you think that would be a little... redundant? [sighs] I'm sorry. It must be painful. Speaking to me in this - shape. But it had to be your brother. It had to be. [he reaches for Dean's shoulder, Dean pulls away, Lucifer's arm drops] You don't have to be afraid of me, Dean. What do you think I'm going to do? [walks past Dean, fingers a rose] Dean Winchester: [angrily] I don't know, maybe deep-fry the planet? Lucifer: [turning back] Why? Why would I want to destroy this stunning thing? Beautiful in a trillion different ways! The last, perfect handiwork of God? [pause] You ever hear the story of how I fell from grace? Dean Winchester: Oh good God, you're not gonna tell me a bedtime story are you? My stomach's almost outta bile. Lucifer: You know why God cast me down? Because I loved him. More than anything. And then God created... [huffs a small laugh] You. The little, hairless apes. And then he asked all of us to bow down before you. To love you, more than Him! And I said, Father, I can't. I said these human beings, were flawed, murderous. And for that, God had Michael cast me into Hell! Now tell me, does the punishment fit the crime? Especially when I was right. Look what six billion of you have done to this thing. And how many of you blame me for it. [pause] Dean Winchester: You're not fooling me, you know that? With this sympathy for the Devil crap? I know what you are. Lucifer: What am I? Dean Winchester: You're the same thing only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I been squashing my whole life. An ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you? Is the size of your ego. [pause, Lucifer smiles] Lucifer: I like you, Dean. I get what the other angels see in you. Good-bye. We'll meet again soon. [starts walking away] Dean Winchester: [fiercely] You better kill me now! Lucifer: [stops, turns back] Pardon? Dean Winchester: You better kill me now! Or I swear, I will find a way to kill you! And I won't stop! Lucifer: [quietly] I know you won't. I know you won't say yes to Michael either. And I know you won't kill Sam. Whatever you do, you will always end up... here. No matter what choices you make, whatever details you alter, we will always end up... here. [a tear drops from Dean's eye] I win. So I win. Dean Winchester: You're wrong. Lucifer: See you in five years, Dean. [he vanishes with a clap of thunder]
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: [From promo] [after discussing about trapping the Archangel Raphael] Do we have any chance of surviving this? Castiel: You do. Dean Winchester: So, odds are you are a dead man tomorrow. Castiel: Yes. Dean Winchester: Wow. Well, last night on earth. What, uh what are your plans? Castiel: I just thought I'd sit here quietly. Dean Winchester: Dude, come on. Anything? Booze? Women? [Castiel looks away uncomfortable] You have been with a women before? Right? Or an angel, at least? [Castiel shifts nervously in his seat, embarrassed] You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud seating? Castiel: I never had occasion, okay? Dean Winchester: All right. Let me tell you something. There are two things that I know for certain. One. Bert and Ernie are gay. Two. You are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. Let's go. [Castiel looks around uncertain, gets up and follows]
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: So, find God yet? More importantly, can I have my damn necklace back, please? Castiel: No, I haven't found him. That's why I'm here. I need your help. Dean Winchester: With what? A god hunt? I'm not interested. Castiel: It's not God. Someone else. Dean Winchester: Who? Castiel: It's an archangel. The one who killed me. Dean Winchester: Excuse me? Castiel: His name is Raphael. Dean Winchester: You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: We're here why? Castiel: A deputy sheriff laid eyes on the archangel. Dean Winchester: And he still has eyes? All right, what's the plan? Castiel: [shrugs] We'll... tell the officer that he witnessed an Angel of the Lord, and the officer will tell us where the angel is. Dean Winchester: You're serious? You're gonna walk in there and tell him the truth? Castiel: [confused] Why not? [Dean slips an FBI badge into Castiel's inside pocket, fusses with his shirt and tie] Dean Winchester: Because... we're humans. And when humans want something, really really bad... we lie. Castiel: [puzzled] Why? Dean Winchester: Because... that's how you become president.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: [about finding Raphael] You're serious about this. So what, I'm Thelma and you're Louise and we're just gonna hold hands and drive off this cliff together? [pause while Castiel looks at him] Look, gimme one good reason why I should do this. Castiel: Because you're Michael's vessel, and no angel will dare harm you. Dean Winchester: Oh, so I'm your bullet shield! Castiel: I need your help, because you are the only one who'll help me. Please. [Castiel looks at him pleadingly] Dean Winchester: All right fine. Where is he? Castiel: Maine. Let's go. [reaches two fingers toward Dean's forehead] Dean Winchester: [flinching back] Whoa whoa! Castiel: What? Dean Winchester: Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week! We're driving.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: Hey, relax. Castiel: This is a den of iniquity. I should not be here. Dean Winchester: Dude, you full-on rebelled against Heaven. Iniquity is one of the perks! [a courtesan comes over] Showtime. Courtesan: [to Cas] Hi. What's your name? [Castiel hesitates, looking more and more nervous] Castiel: Cas! [Castiel jumps] His name's Cas. What's your name? Courtesan: Chastity. Dean Winchester: Chastity. Courtesan: Mm-hm. Dean Winchester: Wow. [to Cas, grinning] Is that kismet or what, buddy? [Castiel takes a long pull of beer] Well, he like you and you like him, so... Courtesan: [taking Castiel's hand] C'mon baby. Dean Winchester: [grabbing Castiel's elbow] Oh hey, listen. [taking out a wad of bills] Take this. If she asks for a credit card, no. Now just stick to the basics, okay? Do not order off the menu. Go get her, Tiger. [Cas looks helplessly panicked] Don't make me push you. [Cas takes the money, follows the courtesan]
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: [after the courtesan has run off angrily] What the hell did you do? Castiel: I don't know. I just looked at her in the eyes and told her it wasn't her fault that her father Gene ran off. It was because he hated his job at the post office. Dean Winchester: [slightly amused] Oh no, man. Castiel: What? Dean Winchester: This whole industry runs on absent fathers, it's, it's the natural order. [bouncers appear at the end of the hall] Dean Winchester: [grabbing Cas] We should go. C'mon. [they run outside, Dean doubles over, laughing] Castiel: What's so funny? [Dean puts an arm around Castiel's shoulders, Cas smiles] Dean Winchester: Oh, nothing. Whew. It's been a long time since I've laughed that hard. Oh. It's been more than a long time. Years.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Castiel: [pouring oil around Raphael's empty vessel] When the oil burns, no angel can touch or pass through the flames, or he dies. Dean Winchester: Okay, so we trap him in a steel cage of holy fire, but, uh, one question: how the hell do we get him here? Castiel: There's... well, almost an open phone line between a vessel and his angel. One just has to know how to dial. [leans over and mutters some strange words in the vessel's ear] I'm here, Raphael. Come and get me, you little bastard.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Castiel: [entering the abandoned house after summoning Raphael] Dean, wait. [He steps in front of Dean; Raphael appears with wings of lightning, the lights explode] Raphael: Castiel. Castiel: Raphael. Dean Winchester: Oh, you know, I thought you were supposed to be impressive. All you do is black out the room? Raphael: And the eastern seaboard. [to Castiel] It is a testament to my unending mercy that I do not smite you here and now. Dean Winchester: Or maybe you're full of crap. Maybe you're afraid that God'll bring Cas back to life again, and smite you, you candy-ass skirt. By the way, hi, I'm Dean. Raphael: I know who you are. And now thanks to him, I know where you are. Castiel: You won't kill him. You wouldn't dare. Raphael: But I will take him to Michael. Dean Winchester: [going to get a beer from the cooler] Well that sounds terrifying. It does. But, uh, I hate to tell ya, I'm not goin' anywhere with you. [turns his back and takes a sip] Raphael: Surely you remember Zachariah giving you stomach cancer? [a slight nervousness crosses Dean's face, but he turns back to Raphael, all swagger] Dean Winchester: Yeah, that was, that was hilarious. Raphael: Yes, well, he doesn't have anything close to my imagination. Dean Winchester: Oh yeah? [Raphael advances on him, Dean glances at the floor, then at Cas] I'll bet you didn't imagine one thing. Raphael: [threatening] What? Dean Winchester: We knew you were coming, you stupid sonofabitch. [he flicks his lighter and drops it on the circle of oil Raphael just walked into; flame surrounds the archangel; Raphael glares at Dean] Don't look at me, it was his idea! [Castiel gives him a look] Castiel: [to Raphael] Where is he? Raphael: God. [Cas nods] Didn't you hear? He's dead, Castiel. Dead.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Raphael: But there's no other explanation. He's gone for good. Castiel: You're lying. Raphael: Am I? Do you remember the twentieth century? Think the twenty-first is going any better? Do you think God would have let any of that happen, if he were alive? Dean Winchester: Oh yeah, well then who invented the Chinese basket trick? Raphael: Careful. That's my Father you're talking about, boy. Dean Winchester: Yeah, who would be so proud to know that his sons started the friggin' Apocalypse! Raphael: Who ran off and disappeared! Who left no instructions, and a world to rot. Dean Winchester: So Daddy ran away and disappeared. He didn't happen to work for the Post Office, did he? Raphael: This is funny to you? You're living in a Godless universe! Dean Winchester: [angrily] And? What, you and the other kids just decided to throw an Apocalypse while he's gone? Raphael: [wearily] We're tired. We just want it to be over. We just want... paradise. Dean Winchester: So what, God dies and makes you the boss, and you think you can do whatever you want? Raphael: [angry] Yes! And whatever we want, we get!
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: Hey, you okay? [pause, Cas stares straight ahead, not answering] Look, I'll be the first to tell you that this little crusade of yours is nuts, but, I do know a little something about missing fathers. Castiel: What do you mean? Dean Winchester: I mean, there were times when I was looking for my Dad when... all logic said that he was dead. But I knew, in my heart, that he was still alive. So who cares what some Ninja Turtle says, Cas, what do you believe? Castiel: I believe he's out there. Dean Winchester: Good. Then go find him. Castiel: [looking at Dean] What about you? Dean Winchester: What about me? I don't know. Honestly? I'm good. I can't believe I'm saying that, but, I am, I'm, I'm really good. Castiel: Even without your brother. Dean Winchester: [bitterly] Especially without my brother. [Castiel looks at him] I mean I spent so much time worrying about the sonofabitch... I mean, I've had more fun with you in the past twenty-four hours than I've had with Sam in years. And you're not that much fun. Funny, you know, I've been so chained by my family, but now that I'm alone... hell, I'm happy. [smiles, looks over; Castiel is gone]
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: God! Don't do that! Castiel: Hello Dean. [Dean turns around; Castiel stares at him from only inches away] Dean Winchester: Cas, we've talked about this. Personal space? Castiel: My apologies. [he backs away]
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Lindsey: [to Sam, about darts] Hey Keith, do you play? Sam Winchester: That depends. What are we playing for? Lindsey: World peace. Sam Winchester: Oh, is that all? Lindsey: Can I ask you something? Sam Winchester: Shoot. Lindsey: You finished that uh, crossword puzzle in the kitchen? Sam Winchester: Uh... I guess. Why? Lindsey: The New York Times Saturday crossword. Sam Winchester: Was it? Lindsey: Uh-huh. You blow into town last week, you don't talk to anybody, you're obviously highly educated, you're like this... Sam Winchester: Riddle wrapped inside an enigma wrapped inside a taco? Lindsey: [holding up a dart] Here's what we play for. When I win, you buy me dinner and tell me your life story. Sam Winchester: Sounds fair. Lindsey: [surprised] Very mysterioso. I like it. Reporter: Locals say what started as a torrential hailstorm late this afternoon suddenly turned to massive lightning strikes that triggered the fire now consuming more than twenty acres here along the Route 17 corridor... Bartender: Damn. Is it me, or does it seem like the end of the world?
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Dean Winchester: Tell me something, you keep saying we're gonna trap this guy, but isn't that kinda like trapping a hurricane with a butterfly net? Castiel: No, it's harder. Dean Winchester: Do we have any chance of surviving this? Castiel: You do. Dean Winchester: So, odds are you're a dead man tomorrow. Castiel: Yes. Dean Winchester: Wow. Well, last night on earth. What, uh, what are your plans? Castiel: I just thought I'd sit here quietly. Dean Winchester: Dude, come on. Anything? Hm? Booze? Women? Dean Winchester: You have been with a women before? Right? Or an angel, at least? Dean Winchester: You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud seeding? Castiel: Look, I've never had occasion, okay? Dean Winchester: All right. Lemme tell you something. There are two things that I know for certain, one: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. Let's go.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Free to Be You and Me Castiel: [above the sound of the storm] If God is dead, why have I returned? Who brought me back? Raphael: Did it ever occur to you that maybe, Lucifer raised you? Castiel: No. Raphael: Think about it. He needs all the rebellious angels he can find. Raphael: You know it adds up. Castiel: [to Dean] Let's go. Raphael: Castiel! Raphael: I'm warning you. Do not leave me here. I will find you. Castiel: Maybe one day. But today you're my little bitch. Dean Winchester: [following Cas] What he said!
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Good God, Y'all! Castiel: I don't have much time, we need to talk. Dean Winchester: Okay. Castiel: Your plan, to kill Lucifer. Dean Winchester: Yeah, you wanna help? Castiel: No. It's foolish. It can't be done. Dean Winchester: Oh, well thanks for the support. Castiel: But I believe I have the solution. There is someone besides Michael, strong enough to take on Lucifer. Strong enough to stop the Apocalypse. Sam Winchester: Who's that? Castiel: The one who resurrected me and put you on that airplane. The one who began everything. God. [pause, the brothers look at him in disbelief] I'm gonna find God.
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Good God, Y'all! Dean Winchester: God? Castiel: Yes. Dean Winchester: [disbelieving] God. Castiel: Yes! He isn't in Heaven; he has to be somewhere. Dean Winchester: Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla. [a beat as the joke goes over Castiel's head] Castiel: No, he's not on any flatbread. Dean Winchester: Listen chuckles, even if there is a God, he is either dead, and that's the generous theory... Castiel: He is out there, Dean. Dean Winchester: ...or, he's up and kicking, and doesn't give a rat's ass about any of us. I mean look around you man, the world is in the toilet! We are literally at the End of Days here, and he's off somewhere, drinkin' booze out of a coconut! Alright? Castiel: Enough! This is not a theological issue, it's strategic. With God's help, we can win. Dean Winchester: It's a pipe dream, Cas. Castiel: [advancing, furious] I killed two angels this week. Those are my brothers. I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you, and you failed. You and your brother destroyed the world, and I lost everything... for nothing. [pause, Dean and Sam look uncomfortable] So keep... your opinions... to yourself.
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Sympathy for the Devil Zachariah: What, you thought you could actually kill Lucifer? You simpering wad of insecurity and self-loathing? No. You're just a human, Dean. And not much one of them. Dean Winchester: What do you mean, I'm the sword? Zachariah: Michael's weapon. Or, rather, his... receptacle. Dean Winchester: I'm a vessel? Zachariah: You're "the" vessel. Michael's vessel. Dean Winchester: How? Why? Why me? Zachariah: Because you're chosen! It's a great honor, Dean. Dean Winchester: Oh, yeah. Yeah, life as an Angel condom. That's real fun!
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Sympathy for the Devil Zachariah: How are you...? Castiel: Alive? It's a good question. [indicating Dean and Sam] How did these two end up on that airplane? Another good question, because the angels didn't do it. I think we both know the answer, don't we? Zachariah: No... It's not possible. Castiel: [fiercely] It scares you. Well, it should. Now, put these boys back together, and go. I won't ask twice. [Zachariah disappears; the brothers recover] You two need to be more careful. Dean Winchester: Yeah, starting to get that. Your frat brothers are bigger dicks than I thought. Castiel: I don't mean the angels. Lucifer is circling his vessel, and once he takes it those hex bags won't be enough to protect you. [he touches their chests, the brothers flinch and groan] Dean Winchester: What the hell was that? Castiel: An Enochian sigil. It'll hide you from every angel in creation. Including Lucifer. Dean Winchester: What, did you just brand us with it? Castiel: No, I carved it into your ribs. [pause while they take this in] Sam Winchester: Hey Cas, were you really dead? [a beat] Castiel: Yes. Dean Winchester: Then how are you back? [Castiel looks at them for a moment, not answering, then vanishes with a sound of wingbeats]
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Sympathy for the Devil Dean Winchester: [angrily] You listen to me, you two-faced douche. After what you did, I don't want jack-squat from you! Zachariah: You listen to me, boy. You think you can rebel against us? As Lucifer did? Zachariah: You're bleeding... Dean Winchester: [looks down] Oh yeah. A little insurance policy in case you dicks showed up. Zachariah: [lurching forward] No...! Dean Winchester: [to the empty air] Learned that from my friend Cas, you sonofabitch.