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Dean Winchester Quotes
 | Season 8 / Episode 21: - The Great Escapist Sam Winchester: You remember when, uh... when Dad took us to the bottom of the Grand Canyon on that pack-mule ride? Dean Winchester: The what? Sam Winchester: And your, uh - mule kept farting, just letting go, like gale force. Dean Winchester: Dude, you were like four years old. I barely remember that. Sam Winchester: [laughs] You rode a farty donkey. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 20: - Pac-Man Fever Dean Winchester: No brothers or sisters? Charlie Bradbury: Actually, I have two. Their names are Xbox and PS3. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 17: - Goodbye Stranger Dean Winchester: Well, he puts the "ass" in "Cass," huh? Sam Winchester: He's definitely off. Dean Winchester: Off? He hasn't been right since he got back from purgatory. We still don't know how he got out of there. Sam Winchester: I don't know, Dean. If he's so sketchy, then why were you praying to him? Castiel: You know, I can hear you both. I am a celestial being. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 16: - Remember the Titans Sam Winchester: So you know who this is, Dean, walking us to our death? Dean Winchester: Don't know. Don't care. Sam Winchester: It's *our* God, Artemis - the goddess of hunters. Dean Winchester: Oh, that's fascinating. Sam Winchester: See, she's who we'd pray to for courage when hunting the Gorgon or the Minotaur. Of course, she's not really worship worthy anymore, uh, having lost a step and all. Artemis: [slams them against a wall] The hell I have. Dean Winchester: Really Sam? Trash-talking a God? Seriously? |
 | Season 8 / Episode 14: - Trial and Error Dean Winchester: [to Hellhound] Oh, so you're Crowley's bitch. I guess pets do really look like their owners. |
| Season 8 / Episode 14: - Trial and Error Ellie: And, well, her last album was a bunch of holiday songs for dogs. My favorites were "Jingle Bark Rock" and "Don't Pee on This Tree: Happy Arbor Day." Dean Winchester: So she's the Devil? Ellie: Pretty much. |
| Season 8 / Episode 14: - Trial and Error Dean Winchester: [cooking] Impressed? Alice Cassity: I do like a man who can handle his meat. |
| Season 8 / Episode 14: - Trial and Error Dean Winchester: I haven't had my own room... ever. I'm making this awesome. I've got my kickass vinyl. I've got this killer mattress. Memory foam - it remembers me. There's no funky smell. There's no creepy motel stains. Dean Winchester: Really? Sam Winchester: Sorry. |
| Season 8 / Episode 14: - Trial and Error Sam Winchester: So, what - G od wants us to take the SATs? Kevin Tran: Yes. Uh, He works in mysterious ways. Dean Winchester: Yeah, mysterious douchey ways. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 13: - Everybody Hates Hitler Dean Winchester: Sammy, I think we found the Batcave. |
| Season 8 / Episode 13: - Everybody Hates Hitler Dean Winchester: Listen, little brother, let's not go all geek on this stuff, okay? Sam Winchester: "Geek"? |
| Season 8 / Episode 13: - Everybody Hates Hitler Aaron Bass: The Rabbi who was murdered, Isaac Bass, he was my grandfather. That's why we're here. When you guys started to follow up on his case, we started following you. Dean Winchester: So, wait. What you're saying that you and me - We, uh, we didn't have a moment? Aaron Bass: No, man, I was tailing you. Dean Winchester: [to Sam] Told you I was being followed. He was my gay thing. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 12: - As Time Goes By Henry Winchester: My father and his father him before were both men of letters. As John and you two should have been. We're preceptors, beholders, chroniclers of all that which man does not understand. We share our findings with a few trusted hunters - the very elite. They do the rest. Dean Winchester: So you're like Yodas to our Jedis. Dean Winchester: Never mind. You'll get there. |
| Season 8 / Episode 12: - As Time Goes By Sam Winchester: I get it now. Dean Winchester: Hmm? Sam Winchester: What Cupid said about heaven busting ass to get Mom and Dad together. The Winchesters and the Campbells - the brains and the brawn. Dean Winchester: Well, I'm glad you see it. All I see is in our family tree is a whole lot of dead. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 8: - Hunteri Heroici Dean Winchester: What's the word, Cass? Castiel: It's the shortened version of my name. Dean Winchester: Yes, it is. |
| Season 8 / Episode 8: - Hunteri Heroici Dean Winchester: All right. Let's gear up. It's wabbit season. Castiel: I don't think you pronounced that correctly. |
| Season 8 / Episode 8: - Hunteri Heroici Dean Winchester: Cass. Let's go. Castiel: [interrogating a cat] I've almost cracked him. Dean Winchester: Now. Castiel: Hey. I'm not through with you. Cat: Dumbass. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 6: - Southern Comfort Dean Winchester: What are you doing? Garth Fitzgerald IV: My job, hombre. Dean Winchester: Your "job"? Garth Fitzgerald IV: Yes. Dean Winchester: And since when giving advice is your job? Sam Winchester: Hold up. Are you the new Bobby? Dean Winchester: You shut your mouth. Garth Fitzgerald IV: Yes. Dean Winchester: You shut your mouth. |
| Season 8 / Episode 6: - Southern Comfort Garth Fitzgerald IV: You're such an idjit. Dean Winchester: Idjit's supposed to be used angrily. Okay? Not happy. If you're gonna butcher it, don't say it at all. |
| Season 8 / Episode 6: - Southern Comfort Sam Winchester: But I thought the Unknown Soldier was buried in Arlington. Garth Fitzgerald IV: Yep, but this this the Confederate Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. See, the idea was, they took a faceless, nameless soldier they couldn't identify, and they buried him here to commemorate all the soldiers who died. Dean Winchester: Did you learn that in college? Garth Fitzgerald IV: Nope. Civil War re-enactments. Once a year, every year. Don't hate. Sam Winchester: Okay, uh, what about the guard? Garth Fitzgerald IV: Uh, he's ceremonial. Gone by dusk. Dean Winchester: So then we do this tonight? Garth Fitzgerald IV: Yeah. Sam Winchester: Burn a confederate soldier's bones in a town of rednecks? Sure. |
| Season 8 / Episode 6: - Southern Comfort Officer Karl Henry: There's unfinished business, thanks to you. Officer Karl Henry: Oh, the spectre likes you. Dean Winchester: Oh, yeah? Why don't you tell him to come on out here? We'll make promise bracelets. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 5: - Blood Brother Castiel: Well, I think we're clear for the moment. It does present a curious curl in the metaphysics, doesn't it? If you murder a monster in monster heaven, where does it go? Benny: And this is the crazy aunt I want to take on the road? Castiel: I am not your aunt. Benny: What? Really? Castiel: I have no possible relationship with your sibling offspring. Benny: Now you're kidding me. Dean Winchester: Oh, you two are killing me. |
| Season 8 / Episode 5: - Blood Brother Dean Winchester: What the hell do you know about the value of life? You're a vampire. Benny: Yep. And I think we both know which of our kinds killed more humans. Castiel: Well, statistically speaking, that'd be your... Dean Winchester: Yes, thank you, Cass. |
| Season 8 / Episode 5: - Blood Brother Sam Winchester: You did try to kill his mother. Dean Winchester: I was trying to kill Crowley! Who just happened to be wearing Kevin's mother at the time. Dean Winchester: Well there's a difference! Sam Winchester: Apparently not to Kevin. Maybe because, oh yea, it's his MOTHER! |
 | Season 8 / Episode 2: - What's Up, Tiger Mommy? Sam Winchester: Mrs. Tran, your friend was possessed by a demon. Kevin Tran: Have you ever seen The Exorcist? Linda Tran: Is that what you've been doing all year - watching television? Did you really have to kill her? Dean Winchester: The demon would have warned Crowley where Kevin was if we didn't. Linda Tran: And Crowley is the one who kidnapped you? Kevin Tran: Yeah. He needs me to translate his stupid tablet so he could take over the universe or something. Dean Winchester: Which is why we need to get it so we can slam the Gates of Hell forever with Crowley inside. Sam Winchester: So that things like that don't ever happen again. Linda Tran: Prophet of the Lord, huh? It does have a nice ring to it. |
| Season 8 / Episode 2: - What's Up, Tiger Mommy? Beau: Oh, if you're worried about the safety of the prophet, rest assured that we have a strict "no casting, no cursing, no supernaturally flicking the two of you against the wall just for the fun of it" policy. Sam Winchester: Is that right? How'd you manage that? Beau: Well, I am the right hand of a God, after all - Plutus, specifically. Dean Winchester: Is that even a planet anymore? Beau: It's the God of Greed. And my liege has warded these premises against Hell, Heaven and beyond - quite necessary against with some of the players we see. And incidentally, quite possibly the safest place your precious prophet could be. Mm. Well, since time is of the essence, perhaps I'll just go ahead and add a plus-three to the prophet's invitation. Copacetic? Dean Winchester: Well, thank you, Mr. Peanut! |
| Season 8 / Episode 2: - What's Up, Tiger Mommy? Dean Winchester: What do we have to bid? What? We can't just show up there empty-handed. Sam Winchester: Dean, all we have to our names is a few hacked gold cards. Dean Winchester: All right. Well, then, we have to get creative. Sam Winchester: Huh. Well... Dean Winchester: No. Mnh-mnh. Say it, and I will kill you, your children, and your grandchildren. |
| Season 8 / Episode 2: - What's Up, Tiger Mommy? Dean Winchester: [to Sam] Plan "C" tanked. Crowley: Maybe you should try plan "D" for dumbass. |
| Season 8 / Episode 2: - What's Up, Tiger Mommy? Beau: Our next lot, the word of God, capital "G" - very old, very rare. Crowley: $3 billion. Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: Whoa. Samandriel: The "Mona Lisa." Crowley: The real "Mona Lisa", where she's topless. Samandriel: Vatican City. Crowley: Alaska. Beau: Palin and a bridge to nowhere? No, thanks. Crowley: All right. The moon. Dean Winchester: You're bidding the moon? Crowley: Yeah. Claimed it for Hell. You think a man named Buzz gets to go into space without making a deal? |
 | Season 8 / Episode 1: - We Need to Talk About Kevin Dean Winchester: Well... Let's do this. Sam Winchester: I don't know whether to give you a hug or take a shower. |
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