Lois Lane

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Dana Delany
Dana Welles Delany was born on March 13, 1956, in New York City and raised in Stamford, Connecticut. ...

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Lois Lane Quotes

	Season 3 / Episode 9: - A Fish Story Lois Lane: [watching as the grunting Aquaman struggle to break his chains] Aquaman, huh? Aquaman: Something wrong? Lois Lane: No, it's just that I always thought you were an urban legend. Aquaman: Nothing urban about me. Lois Lane: So, as long as we're here, do you mind telling me what's going on. Aquaman: Some of your people... Lois Lane: My people? Aquaman: Surface dwellers. They're about to cause the deaths of millions. Aquaman: I have to stop them.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Prototype Lois Lane: Lex, are you trying to put the Man of Steel out of business? Lex Luthor: Given your knack for getting into trouble, Miss Lane, I thought you'd appreciate a few extra rescuers. Clark Kent: Touche. Lois Lane: Whose side are you on?
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - World's Finest (3) Martha Kent: [seeing Kalibak run after Superman] Clark! Look out! Lois Lane: [confused] Clark? Where-?
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Ghost in the Machine Lois Lane: But who'd want to destroy Luthor? Lois Lane: Well, yeah, but who'd be crazy enough to try?
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Ghost in the Machine Clark Kent: Granted, Lois, Luthor does a lot of strange things. But what reason could he possibly have for trying to fool his own bodyguard? Lois Lane: Maybe he just needed some space. Haven't you ever noticed how she hovers over him, everywhere he goes? Clark Kent: But Lois, that's her job. Lois Lane: It's no wonder why you're still single, Kent.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Monkey Fun Lois Lane: [being reunited with a chimp that she knew as a child] Titano, remember me? Lo-Loo? Clark Kent: 'Lo-Loo'? Lois Lane: I was eight, okay?
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Double Dose Lois Lane: Inspector, is the S.C.U. really prepared to deal with Livewire? Dan Turpin: If that short circuit shows her mug anywhere in this town, I will personally... Livewire: [Voice only] Pucker up and plant a big wet one right on the lips!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Identity Crisis Bizarro: Me hold, you save Lois. Me no am Superman, you am Superman. Superman always save Lois. Lois Lane: You ARE a hero.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Livewire Livewire: [as Leslie Willis] What's the deal with you and Superman, huh? Lois Lane: What are you talking about? Livewire: Come on, you're always getting exclusives with him. Just how exclusive are you two? Superman: [as Clark] [Clears his throat nervously] Lois Lane: It's not like that. Livewire: Oh it's not, huh? Ah, I guess we'll never know if his pj's have that big red S on them too.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Livewire Livewire: [as Leslie Willis] What's the deal with you and Superman, huh? Lois Lane: What are you talking about? Livewire: Come on, you're always getting exclusives with him. Just how "exclusive" are you two? Superman: [as Clark] [clears his throat uncomfortably] Lois Lane: It's not like that. Livewire: Oh, it's not, huh? Ah, I guess we'll never know if his pj's have that big red S on them too.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Blasts from the Past, Part II Lois Lane: I'm gonna personally lead the army that vaporizes you two! Mala: Or vice-versa. Either way, see you soon.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Tools of the Trade Lois Lane: Coming through! Big train wreck, five miles north, someone was standing on the tracks and right now I wish it was the guy who built this STUPID ELEVATOR!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - My Girl Clark Kent: L.L.? Lana Lang? What's a woman like Lana doing with Luthor? Lois Lane: Don't tell me you know her. Clark Kent: We... used to date. Lois Lane: Get out! Clark Kent: In high school. Lois Lane: She's certainly come up in the world. [off his look] From Smallville, I mean.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - The Main Man, Part 1 Lois Lane: I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life and I can't figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town. Clark Kent: Well, Lois, the truth is I'm actually Superman in disguise, and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen and then squeeze you out of the byline. Lois Lane: You're a sick man, Kent. Clark Kent: You asked.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Last Son of Krypton, Part III Lois Lane: Nice "S"... Clark Kent: Excuse me? Lois Lane: Here, that "S." He's strong, he flies, he's the Nietschian fantasy all wrapped up in a red cape... the Super-Man. Clark Kent: "Super-man"? Perry White: Hey, I like it! "Superman!" It's catchy, it sticks with you, the kind of name that looks great splashed across three columns! Make it four.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Last Son of Krypton, Part III Superman: As far as I've been able to piece together, I'm the last survivor of a planet called Krypton. Lois Lane: [skeptical] Krypton? Superman: Uh-huh. Lois Lane: Okay... Superman: You don't believe me. Lois Lane: It's a little much. Superman: Fair enough. All I ask is that you tell the truth about me. Lois Lane: And that is? Superman: I'm not here to scare anyone. In fact, I always try to help people whenever possible. Lois Lane: You sound too good to be true. What's your secret? Superman: What do you mean? Lois Lane: Well you do go around in blue tights and a cape all the time, do you? What do you do in your off hours? Superman: I think that's a question for another time. [Flies away]
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Last Son of Krypton, Part III Lois Lane: Nice work, Smallville. You're only the second person I've ever seen get under Lex's skin. Clark Kent: Who's the first? Lois Lane: Me, when I dumped him. Clark Kent: Whoa! Lois Lane: Ancient history.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Last Son of Krypton, Part II Perry White: Good timing, Lois. I wanted you to be the first to know, I'm hiring a new guy on the city desk. Lois Lane: Is he cute? Perry White: Uh... you tell me. Lois Lane: Oh... hi.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Last Son of Krypton, Part II Lois Lane: How'd you get here before me? Clark Kent: Well, I just flew. Lois Lane: What'd you get? Clark Kent: [puts away his notebook] A shared byline, if you use it. Lois Lane: I take it back. You're not the rube hayseed I took you for. Clark Kent: Thanks... I think.
	Unknown Episode: Lobo: [eats Lois's pipe after she whacks him with it] Of course, any girl with class would rather be hangin' with the main man. [Superman glares at him] So why don't you show old Lobo just how classy you really are? Lois Lane: You pig! [she slaps him, then recoils and rubs her sore hand] Ow! Lobo: Ah! I like a girl who plays rough! [indicates his chin] C'mon, let me have another, right here, right - [Superman hits him right in the chin, and sends him flying through the air] Ooh! You dirty, friggin', fraggin' son of a - [his scream fades the further away he gets]
	Unknown Episode: Lobo: [eats Lois's pipe after she whacks him with it] Of course, any girl with class would rather be hangin' with the main man. [Superman glares at him] So why don't you show old Lobo just how classy you really are? Lois Lane: You pig! [she slaps him, then recoils and rubs her sore hand] Ow! Lobo: Ah! I like a girl who plays rough! [indicates his chin] C'mon, let me have another, right here, right - [Superman hits him right in the chin, and sends him flying through the air] Ooh! You dirty, friggin', fraggin' son of a - [his scream fades the further away he gets]

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