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	Season 1 / Episode 22: - What Kind of Day Has It Been Danny Trip: They won't let me pick up the baby. Harriet Hayes: I know. Danny Trip: They won't let me see Jordan because while in a hospital she got an infection. Harriet Hayes: Yes. Danny Trip: They won't let me pick up the baby out of fear that I may steal her and sell her into slavery. Harriet Hayes: Yeah. Danny Trip: In the meantime Tom's brother, who joined the Air Force on September 12, is being held by the Taliban and Simon has gone on TV and apparently expressed his allegiance to Al-Qaeda. This can't possibly be my life.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - What Kind of Day Has It Been Danny Trip: She got 9 out of 10 on the APGAR. Jordan McDeere: [smiling excitedly] Nine out of 10! What'd she miss? Danny Trip: She didn't grimace. But we're gonna work on that. Doctor: Yeah, this kid isn't going to be under a lot of pressure at all.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - What Kind of Day Has It Been Matt Albie: Thank you... GOD Harriet Hayes: I HEARD THAT!... It's me jello-head. Matt Albie: They rescued the guys. Harriet Hayes: I just heard... Jordan's ok! Matt Albie: I know... Harriet Hayes: Have you been getting high since our fight at the Catholic's dinner? Matt Albie: Yeah... Harriet Hayes: AND YOU KEPT THAT FROM ME! slaps Matt hard Matt Albie: When you're high you keep if from everyone... OWWWW! Harriet Hayes: Not from me!... I'm the one you never keep things from. Never from me... I'm the one, Matthew. Matt Albie: Ok Harriet... I love you.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - What Kind of Day Has It Been Matt Albie: I'm gonna make a friend outta you yet.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - What Kind of Day Has It Been Jack Rudolph: Have you ever been married? Simon Stiles: What? Jack Rudolph: When you're married, you say 'I'm sorry' a lot. You say 'I'm sorry' when you done mean it, you say 'I'm sorry' when you just want to move the hell on, you say 'I'm sorry' when you don't know what you could have possibly done wrong. Simon Stiles: Aren't you getting divorced? Jack Rudolph: Yeah, that's right. Simon Stiles: Why? Jack Rudolph: Cause I was tired of saying, 'I'm sorry'. Simon Stiles: I appreciate your honesty. Jack Rudolph: Well, that's more than I can say for my wife.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - What Kind of Day Has It Been Matt Albie: Mazel tov. Danny Tripp: Gesundheit.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - What Kind of Day Has It Been Danny Tripp: Hey, Matthew, don't take this the wrong way, but... I love you. Matt Albie: Okay. Danny Tripp: Did you take it the wrong way? Matt Albie: I took it to mean that you're gay and you want me. Danny Tripp: Good.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - What Kind of Day Has It Been Danny Tripp: I just stood in Jack's office and said, "Screw friendship, screw honor, screw patriotism." That's how I talked about myself. And then I added, "We just lost the franchise." That's how I talked about Matt, who would stand in front of a train for any of us, including you while you're screwing Luke. He's been threatened by the Network, compromised by me, brow-beaten by you, heart-broken by Wes, and he's still standing up. Why am I quitting? Cause they're gonna start shooting at him and I'm gonna be standing next to him when they do. You're a talented girl, have a good show this week.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - What Kind of Day Has It Been Matt Albie: Does she have a name? Danny Trip: Baby Girl McDeere. Matt Albie: You're hoping she'll become a stripper.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - What Kind of Day Has It Been Harriet Hayes: [to Matt] I'm the one person, always.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - K&R, Part III Harriet Hayes: I'll give you two choices. Harriet Hayes: I can do more Holly Hunter. Danny Trip: Or? Harriet Hayes: I can teach you how to pray. Danny Trip: Teach me. Harriet Hayes: God always wins. Danny Trip: Nah, it's just... Your Holly Hunter is unbearable. Harriet Hayes: Whatever.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - K&R, Part III Jack Rudolph: I need you. Matt Albie: Jack, my whole life I've been waiting to hear those words from you. Say them again, say them as if you... Jack Rudolph: Shut up!
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - K&R, Part III Danny Tripp: He wrote and recorded a treason jingle?
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - K&R, Part II Matt Albie: Danny! Sorry we're late, but Racer X was driving, and we hit a parking meter. Harriet Hayes: You kept shouting, "Turn left! Turn left!" Matt Albie: Yeah, at the street. Danny Tripp: These are the calming influences.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - K&R, Part II Danny Tripp: Right before she went in, I... I asked, I gave her the ring, she said yes. Matt Albie: Well, I hadn't finished writing the proposal. Danny Tripp: I know. Matt Albie: Which draft did you use? Danny Tripp: I didn't use any. Matt Albie: You... ad libbed? Danny Tripp: I had to. Matt Albie: I was working on this great marriage proposal for him! Danny Tripp: What did you want me to do? Matt Albie: The... the text! You can't just wing it! Danny Tripp: It worked! Matt Albie: Well, mine would've worked better! Danny Tripp: How?
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - K&R, Part II Matt Albie: She delivered the baby. Andy Mackinaw: She delivered the baby? Cal Shanley: Yeah. Andy Mackinaw: Two weeks early? Matt Albie: Yeah, but the baby's fine. Sixteen pounds, two ounces. Andy Mackinaw: SIXTEEN POUNDS? Matt Albie: Is that... not... normal? Andy Mackinaw: Did she give birth to a tuna fish? Cal Shanley: Mattie. Matt Albie: Yeah? Cal Shanley: SIX pounds.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - K&R, Part II Matt Albie: Fifteen minutes goes by without me hearing from you, I'm driving over there with a police escort. Danny Tripp: Where are you getting a police escort from? Matt Albie: I will commit a crime and lead them in a high speed chase if I have to! I am NOT kidding around!
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - K&R, Part I Matt Albie: Isn't it possible that Mary got pregnant by another man, and Joseph stepped up so his wife wouldn't get stoned to death by the village? Harriet Hayes: No. Matt Albie: It's more likely that an angel inseminated her, and she gave birth to a magical wizard who could rise from the dead? Harriet Hayes: He's not David Copperfield!
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - K&R, Part I Matt Albie: Science is something you believe in, science has to be proven, or then not get to call it science Harriet Hayes: Wouldn't it be great if you knew something about Christians, before you start... Matt Albie: It's a fairy tail! Harriet Hayes: No, it's not Matt Albie: We've been having this fight for six months! Harriet Hayes: We've been having this fight for two years! Matt Albie: We have been having this fight in two different millennia, now!
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Breaking News Herb Sheldon: Live from Studio City on the Sunset Strip, it’s Friday Night in Hollywood. Mary Tate: Did he just say Studio City? Matt Albie: Yep.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - The Disaster Show Cal Shanley: Can we determine if there actually is a bomb in the building? Jack Rudolph: I trust them, but just in case why don't we handcuff them to the building overnight
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - 4AM Miracle Danny Tripp: The first day of work, I said, "You and Harriet, is it gonna be a problem?" You said, "No, Danny, no, it's not gonna be a problem." Matt Albie: Did I say it in the same creepy little voice you just used?
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - 4AM Miracle Danny Tripp: It's Wednesday night; it all comes together on Wednesday night. Jordan McDeere: So why do I pay you guys for Monday and Tuesday? Danny Tripp: Because you love me. Jordan McDeere: A little. Danny Tripp: No, huge. Jordan McDeere: Mmm, I've loved other guys, it's a passing thing.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - 4AM Miracle Jordan McDeere: [about her new "Real Care" baby's crying] It just told me I'd stuffed it in a Prada bag! Danny Tripp: The real baby's gonna do that too. Jordan McDeere: Yeah, but now I know not to... you know... Danny Tripp: Stuff the baby in a bag? You knew that before. Jordan McDeere: But now I can practice comforting. Danny Tripp: You turned it off with a remote.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - 4AM Miracle Danny Tripp: Look, I know you're nervous, and God understands that. So he made the first year an on ramp, okay? You're not up to full speed, you're just merging with other traffic. Jordan McDeere: You know how many times I've busted my car merging with other traffic? Danny Tripp: Okay, you don't drive the baby. Ever.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - 4AM Miracle Jordan McDeere: [to Danny] Hundred bucks says you can't keep the fake baby alive until we leave here.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - 4AM Miracle Danny Tripp: Well, now we know not to put the baby's head in a guillotine.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - 4AM Miracle Jordan McDeere: How did the baby get in the guillotine?
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - 4AM Miracle Danny Tripp: How's it goin' Tom Jeter: Good Danny Tripp: OH MY GOD! Tom Jeter: 'cept that we beheaded the baby.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - 4AM Miracle Tom Jeter: [on learning that Simon slept with the sexual harassment plaintiff] Simon! You've got to go talk to the lawyer. Simon Stiles: I'll lose my job! I'll lose my house! I'll lose my Lincoln Navigator! Tom Jeter: Look... Simon Stiles: My Navigator Tom!

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