Dr. Cesarian

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Mark Hamill
His father was a captain in the United States Navy; he grew up in California, Virginia, New York and ...

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Dr. Cesarian Quotes

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Stripperella: Why do you hate models so much?
Dr. Cesarian: Why? Because my whole life, beautiful girls have spurned my advances. I vowed that one day I would make them all pay.
Stripperella: So just because ...
Dr. Cesarian: [interrupting her] Also, my mother was a model. She ran off when I was five. I declared then and *there* that I would make all models pay.
Stripperella: Well but even if you could ...
Dr. Cesarian: [interrupting her again] Also, I once had a promising career as a model. I had a scholarship to go to modeling college and everything. But then, I became horribly disfigured in a modeling accident. They said I would never model again. And I vowed to make them all pay! Oh yeah, also my grandparents were killed by models.
Stripperella: I'll *admit*, you definitely have some valid reasons for not liking models.
Dr. Cesarian: Oh I *hate* models. A-and heights, but that's neither here nor there. You can't really harm heights.

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