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3x04 Invisible Love
First Aired: Jul. 31, 2000 on Comedy Central
Summary: Jerri wants to make out with her boyfriend at her school's Make out night. |
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Episode Quotes
Principal Onyx Blackman: Are you insane in the membrane?
Jerri Blank: Dr. Trepanning, can you get all the crazy out of my daddy?
Dr. Trepanning: I can't make any promises, Jerri, but I promise I will. I'll use every tool at my disposal: medication, drugs, *and* pills.
Jerri Blank: Well how long will it take?
Dr. Trepanning: What is it, Wednesday? Thirty years.
Jerri Blank: What? I need him by this afternoon!
Dr. Trepanning: Jerri, the brain is a delicate and highly complicated organ. I know, I've taken a few of them apart and every time I put them back together, there's always a few extra parts laying around.
Jerri Blank: Why can't you just drill a hole in his skull to let the demons out?
Dr. Trepanning: [chuckles] Jerri, drilling a hole in the skull to let the demons out is a pretty archaic treatment of mental illness. Today, we sedate the demons until they become addicted, and then we coax them out with a piece of meat. It takes years.
Dr. Trepanning: I can't make any promises, Jerri, but I promise I will. I'll use every tool at my disposal: medication, drugs, *and* pills.
Jerri Blank: Well how long will it take?
Dr. Trepanning: What is it, Wednesday? Thirty years.
Jerri Blank: What? I need him by this afternoon!
Dr. Trepanning: Jerri, the brain is a delicate and highly complicated organ. I know, I've taken a few of them apart and every time I put them back together, there's always a few extra parts laying around.
Jerri Blank: Why can't you just drill a hole in his skull to let the demons out?
Dr. Trepanning: [chuckles] Jerri, drilling a hole in the skull to let the demons out is a pretty archaic treatment of mental illness. Today, we sedate the demons until they become addicted, and then we coax them out with a piece of meat. It takes years.
Jerri Blank: Can't you just drill a hole in his head to let the demons out?
Dr. Trepanning: Jerri, that practice is obsolete. These days, we subdue the demons with drugs until they become addicted. Then we draw them out with meat.
Dr. Trepanning: Jerri, that practice is obsolete. These days, we subdue the demons with drugs until they become addicted. Then we draw them out with meat.


