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 | Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Last Temptation of Blank Geoffrey Jellineck: [laughs] He's just kidding we're not lovers, we just have sex. Charles 'Chuck' Noblet: Hot... ass-thumping... sex. |
| Season 3 / Episode 7: - Ask Jerri Geoffrey Jellineck: Fine, I'll go now, but I'm not leaving. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Trip Back Geoffrey Jellineck: Yeah, I used to get stoned. A few years back, I was pretty down. I had just started this job, and my plugs weren't taking, my parents were brutally murdered, and I was fat. So I turned to pot hoping it would solve all my problems. But you know something? The only thing it fixed was my life. Geoffrey Jellineck: I know it feels good. I know we've all read the "scientific" studies that say it's not addictive and that there are no side effects. But scientists don't smoke pot. We do. And that's the difference. Look, all I'm saying is if you still wanna smoke pot, then be prepared to spend a lot of time laughing with your friends. Think about it. |
| Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Trip Back Geoffrey Jellineck: If you're going to smoke Marijuana, be prepared to spend a lot of time laughing with your friends.... think about it. |
| Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Trip Back Geoffrey Jellineck: Why am I in a ladies' jail? I am a man! Jerri Blank: Faggot. [laughs] My asshole's hungry, baby. [laughs] |
 | Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Burden's Burden Geoffrey Jellineck: Jellineck. Geoffrey Jellineck. I'm the new art teacher. Chuck Noblet: Oh of course you are! Hi, I'm Chuck Noblet. Social studies, creative writing, school newspaper, assistant to the principal... Geoffrey Jellineck: What don't you do! Chuck Noblet: Get my lesson plans in on time! |
| Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Burden's Burden Chuck Noblet: So, is there no Mrs. Jellineck? Geoffrey Jellineck: No... Chuck Noblet: Divorce? Geoffrey Jellineck: She was, uh, she was murdered. Chuck Noblet: Sometimes that can be just as painful. |
| Unknown Episode: Geoffrey Jellineck: If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola. |
| Unknown Episode: Geoffrey Jellineck: It's not a cold sore! I bumped my lip on a biscuit! |
| Unknown Episode: Geoffrey Jellineck: Jellineck. Geoffrey Jellineck. I'm the new art teacher. Chuck Noblet: Oh of course you are! Hi, I'm Chuck Noblet. Social studies, creative writing, school newspaper, assistant to the principal... Geoffrey Jellineck: What don't you do! Chuck Noblet: Get my lesson plans in on time! |
| Unknown Episode: Chuck Noblet: So, is there no Mrs. Jellineck? Geoffrey Jellineck: No... Chuck Noblet: Divorce? Geoffrey Jellineck: She was, uh, she was murdered. Chuck Noblet: Sometimes that can be just as painful. |
| Unknown Episode: Geoffrey Jellineck: Hello, Judas. Chuck Noblet: Sorry, Geoffrey, I can't hear you above the roar of my success. |
| Unknown Episode: Jerri Blank: Hey, why don't you paint me while I talk? Geoffrey Jellineck: [mumbling] Well, I don't know... Jerri Blank: Should I remove my clothes? Geoffrey Jellineck: I don't think so. Jerri Blank: Are you sure? Geoffrey Jellineck: I'm positive. Jerri Blank: Why don't I remove my pants and panties? |
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