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	Season 4 / Episode 15: - Still Eighteen Bill: Brian, I am so disappointed in you! You spend all afternoon at the strip club and you didn't bring any wings home for me?
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Still Out of the Loop Brian Miller: Did Lauren take the car? Judy: No, her friend took her to the Green Day concert. Brian Miller: But that was cancelled. Judy: Cancelled? Brian Miller: Yeah, last week. She knew that. Judy: She lied to me? I don't believe it, your dad was right about her and Nick? Brian Miller: Ni-Nick. Nick-who? Judy: Nick Defalco Brian Miller: Nick Defalco? Judy: Yeah, Lauren said he's some doofy kid from school. Brian Miller: Slick Nick? Nick the trick, knows his way around a chick? Judy: They write poems about him!
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Still Out of the Loop Lauren Miller: Mom! Judy: What's wrong? Your dad crash another car? Lauren Miller: Worse he started freaking out because he found a shirt in the back seat. Judy: Who's shirt? Lauren Miller: Nick Defalco's. I told you about him - he's just a friend. Bill: Oh! A boy who's a friend, put those together what do you get? A boyfriend! Which you said she didn't have! Judy, once again where are her parents? Judy: Well I'm her mother and I'm thinking of getting back in touch with her real father. Lauren Miller: Yeah, what exactly is your problem dad? Bill: My problem is boys are getting hot in your car and you're on the pill. Lauren Miller: You know I'm on the pill? Mom! Judy: I didn't tell him! He found it when he was rifling through your purse. Lauren Miller: There's no privacy in this house I hate this! Ugh! [Runs upstairs and slams door] Bill: Boy you really stepped in it. Judy: No I married it. A big pile of it! I can't believe you brought up the pills. Now she's never gonna trust me again. Bill: She was lying to you about why she wanted them. Judy: No she told me about this Nick. He's just some doofy guy from school but you overreacted and you blew it for both of us. You know what buddy? You're back out of the loop! Bill: What? Judy: Yeah we're going back to the way it's always been - me raising Lauren as a single mom! Bill: She needs a father in her life! Judy: I know but I can't find the cocktail napkin with his number on it!
	Season 3 / Episode 21: - Still Mother's Day Bill: [after Judy realizes she's like Bill's mother, Louise] Ha ha, you're like my mother. I married my...oh my God.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Still Winning Judy: Lauren, do you have any idea what your brother's been doing with all his money? Lauren Miller: Apparently, not hiding it as well as I hide mine. Bill: You have money? Lauren Miller: No. Judy: It's under her mattress. Lauren Miller: No it's not!
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Still Scamming Judy Miller: [sitting in a clinic waiting room] I can't believe these pamphlets: alcohol abuse, drug abuse, unprotected sex... sounds like the night we made Brian.
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Still Champions Judy: I used to work out all the time! Linda Michaels: Running from the cops is not working out!
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Still Stressing Brian Miller: Yeah, I watched a training video for two hours. It seemed like a waste of time. Bill: Yeah. A waste of time you got paid for... otherwise known as a job.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Still Interfering Linda Michaels: Let me get this straight: You broke up Brian from the love of his life and Bill taught some jock how to get lucky with your daughter. Why don't you go for the hat trick and kill Tina's gerbil?
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Still Interfering Judy Miller: That was one rad eighties dance! Bill Miller: Yeah, but back in the eighties, poppin' and lockin' didn't mean my shoulder poppin' and my back lockin'. Judy Miller: Honey, don't worry about it; we'll drop some Advil later.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Still the Bad Parents Bill: [Visting a religious family's house, Bill sees a picture of Jesus] Man, these people sure do love that Kenny Loggins. Lauren Miller: Dad, that's GOD. Bill: Eh, he won a few Grammys, nothing really special.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Still the Bad Parents Lauren Miller: Why is it so hot out? Bill: Because your mother and I used a lot of hairspray in the Eighties.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Still the Bad Parents Judy Miller: Bill, these PTA people are great! They laugh at every stupid thing I say. Bill: Yeah, they're not bad. I guess we can't call them PTA-holes anymore.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Still the Bad Parents Brian Miller: [snooping through Bill's wallet] One hundred sixty-five pounds? Yeah, maybe on the moon!
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Still Romancing Judy Miller: His locker's right here. [TO A NEARBY BOY] Excuse me, I'm looking for Brian Miller. Boy: [THE BOY LOOKS HER UP AND DOWN. SHE'S AWFULLY HOT] I'm Brian Miller. Bill Miller: Get Lost.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Still Spending Bill: I got you're favorite moooovviieee. Judy: Oh, 'Terms of Endearment'? Bill: I got you you're second favorite movie. Judy: 'Fried Green Tomatoes'? Bill: I got a moovvviieee.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Still Rocking Bill: [on phone with telemarketer] They're so cute at that age. Word of advice, don't teach them to talk. Lauren Miller: I'm going to find some guy on the internet to send me a bus ticket
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Still Reading Bill Miller: [Judy is making little pizzas for a book club meeting she is hosting] Oh look, some baby pizzas too young to defend themselves. [starts picking one up] Judy Miller: Hey, hands off! Did I say you could touch those? Bill Miller: Wow, it's our first date all over again.
	Unknown Episode: Judy: What are you going to do while I'm having book club? Bill: Probably order a pizza and watch Behind the Music. Judy: Who's on tonight? Bill: Who cares? Someone's gonna get fat, someone's gonna go broke, and someone's gonna find God... I love that show.
	Unknown Episode: Judy: So, how was work? Bill: Judy, I sell toilets. Let's save thirty seconds out of each day and assume that it sucked until further notice!
	Unknown Episode: Bill: So son, why didn't you join the football team? Brian Miller: Well, it was getting in the way of my debate team practices. Bill: You never told me you were on the debate team! Brian Miller: Yes, I did. Bill: No, you didn't. Brian Miller: Yes, I did Bill: Damn, you're good
	Unknown Episode: Bill: Come on Judy, let's go brain storm. Brian Miller: That'll be a light drizzle.
	Unknown Episode: Bill: Judy, who would want to go to a Mother's Day high tea? Brian Miller: Wow, did someone say high tea? Can I go? Judy: No, Brian, it's a mother-daughter tradition in my family. And Lauren is going for the first time! Brian Miller: That's not fair. I'd appreciate a high tea more than her. Bill: Pick a team, son. Pick a team.
	Unknown Episode: Judy: You kids shouldn't drink alcohol. It's dangerous and makes you do stupid things. Bill: [laughs] Hey, Judy, remember that time when I was a senior in high school, and got so drunk that I... [Judy glares] uh, fell to my death?
	Unknown Episode: Judy: Bill, why are you hosing down the backyard? Bill: Simple. When our lesbian neighbors see how muddy and disgusting our backyard is, they'll give us that zoning permit to build a deck and a video of them playing shower games with each other.
	Unknown Episode: Bill: [running to the bathroom] This could be a photo finish!
	Unknown Episode: Bill: I'll have you know I graduated second out of my class... among the three of us that had to finish up over the summer.
	Unknown Episode: Judy: Is it just me, or is Bonnie getting a little bossy? Bill: No, you're bossy too.
	Unknown Episode: Lauren Miller: Dad, I need some help with my homework. Bill: Yeah, I know, I've seen your grades.
	Unknown Episode: Bill: This family supports each other. Lauren Miller: Since when? Judy: Okay, it's something new we're trying.

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