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 | Season 1 / Episode 14: - Home Alone Carol Foster: Oh, and one more thing... no parties while we're gone. John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert: Don't worry, Carol. You can trust us. John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert: It's party time! |
| Season 1 / Episode 14: - Home Alone Dana Foster: J.T.? Where is J.T.? Alicia 'Al' Lambert: J.T.! Dana Foster: J.T., you're under the fireplace! John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert: Tell me something I don't know. Alicia 'Al' Lambert: Well, are you all right? John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert: [sarcastically] I'm great. I'm thinking of moving my bed in here! Can you get me out? Hel-lo! |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Pulling Together Cody Lambert: Have no fear! The CodeMan's here! Papa Larson: Hold on there, Lambert! He's not family! Cody Lambert: Dude! I'm her fiancé. Dana Foster: What? [plays along] Hi, honey. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Ivy Baker: Why do we have to eat outside? Every time we eat outside I end up with bugs in my teeth! Penny Baker: Why don't you try chewing with your mouth closed? Ivy Baker: Why don't you try talking with your mouth closed? |
| Unknown Episode: Gabrielle, Mark's girlfriend: Be still, my heart. J.T: Be still, my lunch. |
| Unknown Episode: J.T: Dad, if you're watching "Baywatch" with your wife, you know nothing about marriage. |
| Unknown Episode: Carol Foster Lambert: Frank, don't you want another child? Frank Lambert: Carol, I don't want more, I want less. I'd trade two of them in for golf clubs. |
| Unknown Episode: Al Lambert: Who's she? Mark Foster: Only the hottest chick in the eighth grade. Al Lambert: Then why on earth would she want to go out with a geek like you? |
| Unknown Episode: Al Lambert: Lay off Lambert. |
| Unknown Episode: Cody Lambert: Guess between the known and the unknown lies the Codeman. |
| Unknown Episode: Cody Lambert: Look, it's the Dana-burger with cheese! |
| Unknown Episode: Cody Lambert: Dude! |
| Unknown Episode: Cody Lambert: Whoa, it's like my brain has a mind of its own! |
| Unknown Episode: Cody Lambert: Woah! A Canadian penny! Now I can buy bubble gum! That is, if I go to Canadia. |
| Unknown Episode: Jean-Luc: What do you think? Carol Foster Lambert: I think you look like Barbara Eden from "I Dream Of Jeannie". Jean-Luc: Well, I think you look like Crissy from "Three's Company"! |
| Unknown Episode: Frank Lambert: Cody, where's J.T? Cody Lambert: He's in the bathroom tossing his cookies. He's doing the technicolor yawn! He's driving the porcelain bus! He's calling RALPH on the big white phone. I tell you, this family's having a major hurl-fest! |
| Unknown Episode: Steve Urkel: Hi Al. I heard about you and Roger. You know, you shouldn't let it bother you. Al Lambert: Here we go again. I am sick of getting advice about being dumped from people who have never been dumped. Steve Urkel: [long pause] Are you kidding? Why, being dumped is my career! If there was a 'Being Dumped' Hall of Fame, I'd be elected on the first ballot. |
| Unknown Episode: Karen Foster: Mom I know you think of Al as a family member but I don't. |
| Unknown Episode: J.T: This stinks. In twenty years, I'm not gonna need algebra! Frank Lambert: You will if you're still in high school. |
| Unknown Episode: J.T: Think about it, if you were dead then we couldn't see you. |
| Unknown Episode: Frank Lambert: [sit on the armchair, making crosswords] A city from Texas, 6 letters ? Carol Foster Lambert: Well, Frank, D-A-L-L-A-S ! |
| Unknown Episode: Cody Lambert: [Cody enters the room wearing his pajamas and a night cap] Impending doom! |
| Unknown Episode: Cody Lambert: Ya buddy. |
| Unknown Episode: Dana Foster: Lose the Elton John shoes Rich Halke: But they're really working for me Dana Foster: No they're really, really not. |
| Unknown Episode: Rich Halke: You came barging through that door like the chick from Fatal Attraction. |
| Unknown Episode: Cody Lambert: Hey, the Codeman's back. Meat loaf, all right. You were having meat loaf when I left. |
| Unknown Episode: Jean-Luc: That come out wrong. |
| Unknown Episode: Frank Lambert: [about Carol bringing Jean-luc home] You brought me a french man? |
| Unknown Episode: Frank Lambert: J.T. you don't look so good. J.T: [groggy] You should see the bathroom. |
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