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	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Vegetables David: $98 for new swim flippers? What was wrong with the swim flippers you got last summer? Michael: Look at them, David! I'd be the laughingstock of the Aquatics Center! They're hopelessly out of fashion! Michael: They are, David. Besides, what are you, beyond reproach? I mean what about all that surgical gauze you bought? David: That was for my appendectomy, Michael. Michael: Daivd, that appendectomy was cosmetic and you know it. David: It was not. Michael: Was too! David: Was not! Michael: Was too! David: Was not! Michael: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear! David: Was he?! Michael: ...I dunno! David: [murmurs and peers at Michael] Michael: You guys, while you were arguing I coming up with a list of ideas about how we can save some money. Michael: I'll be the judge of that... Michael: [takes the list] Michael: [shaking his head] No. No. No. No.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Paper Route Michael: Well we are gathered here tonight, for a fight But I say, man that's not all right Fighting is not the right solution, It just adds to all of this polution David: Well I'm David Wain and I'm here to say, That there has to be a better way. Fighting is not a good activity, Let's use our creativity Painting, and dancing, and drawing, yo Now I would like to introduce my friend Michael Sho Michael: A-ra-ca-ca-ca A-ha-ha-ha-ha Boom Shakalaka Boom Shakalaka Get up, Get up, Get up, Yeah!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Coffee Shop David: Are you saying what I think you're saying? Michael: You betcha'! I'm kickin' you Oouuu-! David: Well if that don't beat all! First Michael kicks us out and then you kick me out? Prince Machiavelli himself couldn't have orchestrated a more murderous coo!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Campaign Michael: The gall! The unmitigated gall of those girls! Michael: [mocking] If you want to change things, run for board president. Yeah right! David: They think they're SO funny Michael: So funny I forgot to laugh! Michael: I remembered to laugh, but I didn't, because it specifically wasn't funny! David: Yeah, like the great Irish Potato Famine! Michael: When they said that, it literally was the great Irish Potato Famine! Michael: This is such a great famine Michael: I love that famine Michael: Can I say something about the nature of tragedy? I think it's so sad. I think like, by definition, tragedy is sad. Like war? David: You know, I've never been a fan of tragedy. I hate war too. Michael: Like, that's what the 60's were all about. People don't understand that, like, that's what we were doing back then Michael: It's like when Bob Dylan said "I have a dream", THAT'S what he was talking about David: What about Madonna? I mean, is she Like a Virgin or is she the Material Girl? I mean this girl's had more reinventions than Thomas Edison Michael: She's had more boyfriends than Madonna Michael: I like English Muffins Michael: Totally!
	Unknown Episode: David: It was Mr. Mueller, the landlord. Michael: He is such a Nazi. Michael: Michael, not all Germans are Nazis. Michael: That's not my understanding.
	Unknown Episode: David: [to realtor] Shhhhhhhh... Shut up. Just shut up!
	Unknown Episode: David: I haven't laughed that hard since my last business transaction! [laughs]
	Unknown Episode: David, Michael, Michael: That is too funny!
	Unknown Episode: Michael: We can't move... We're in a tableau.
	Unknown Episode: Michael: The global business climate is like... whatever, dude.
	Unknown Episode: David: How's the soup, Michael? Michael: It's good. David: You won't be saying that after I kill you!
	Unknown Episode: Michael: Ladies & gentlemen of the board... all black.
	Unknown Episode: CO-OP Board President: Hiring you boys based on your performance in the potato sack race was the worst decision I ever made!
	Unknown Episode: Michael: I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.
	Unknown Episode: CO-OP Board President: Where are they? It's four o'clock! Amy: I don't know, they left for lunch at 9:30 and never came back.
	Unknown Episode: Michael: Think of all the great things that have come out of this country! Michael: Rugby. David: Chicken Tikka Masala. Michael: Chinese People. Michael: Ass. David: Harry Potter. Michael: Rubber balls and liquor. Michael: Then I say something.
	Unknown Episode: David: Hey, Mike, it's David. Weren't those guys at the party really mean? Michael: What, who is this? I don't know any Davids! David: David Wain? Michael: Oh... yeah
	Unknown Episode: Michael: You know when Bob Dylan said "I have a dream"?
	Unknown Episode: Michael: [giving his speech to the Residence Board] B, beautiful this building is very beautiful. Michael: U, and you... and you... all of you who live in this beautiful building. Michael: I, Intelligent, because I'm really, really intelligent. Michael: L, Love. I love this building Michael: D, I think there should be a disco ball in the lounge...
	Unknown Episode: Michael: David, do you still have that friend that makes fake moustaches? David: Gary Meadows? Sure. But why? Michael: Trust me. Just trust me.
	Unknown Episode: CO-OP Board Member: Excuse me, boys, but why are you dressed as skunks? Michael: Not skunks... skunk people!
	Unknown Episode: Richard: How about some sugar for my coffee? Michael: How about I'm not your bitch.
	Unknown Episode: David: And what about Madonna, is she like a virgin or is she the material girl? I mean this girl's had more re-inventions than Thomas Edison. Michael: She's had more boyfriends than Madonna! Michael: I like English muffins. David: Totally.
	Unknown Episode: Greg: Woah, woah, woah... sorry, guys... employees only. David: We are employees! Michael: Yeah! We're from the... Houston office. Greg: Houston? Michael: [in Canadian accent] That's aboot right, eh? Ansel: I didn't know we had an office in Houston. Michael: [in Canadian accent] Yeah, we play hockey there... with... the prime minister. Michael: [in Canadian accent]... Pierre Trudeau... Ansel: If you guys are from Houston, why do you have Canadian accents? David: [in Canadian accent] Take off you hosers! Michael, Michael: Yeah!
	Unknown Episode: Michael: [to girl at office party] Touche... you've made worms' meat out of me.
	Unknown Episode: Michael: Hey, guys, check it out. They got brass knuckles. Michael: And numchucks. David: Sweeeeet.
	Unknown Episode: Michael: [looking at Michael and David in strange outfits] Why are you guys dressed like that? Michael: [in a rain poncho] Well, I'm dressed for rain. David: [in mountain climbing gear] And I'm dressed for snow. Michael: [in a swimsuit] Hey! I'm also wearing a hilarious outfit! Didn't anyone check the weather in the paper this morning?
	Unknown Episode: China: What are you doing? Gary Meadows: Go back to bed, China. China: But I'm bored. Gary Meadows: I said, go back to bed, China! [shouts] Now!
	Unknown Episode: Michael: It's to the point where I don't even feel like I'm Michael Showalter any more, you know? It's like I'm Sainsbury's corporate employee #31427728651127720772132.
	Unknown Episode: Michael: I know there's something out there, but I don't know if I wanna call it "God." Michael: Okay, 'cause like, I believe in God... Michael: Right. Michael: ...but I don't know that I think God is some guy on a throne with a long white beard. Michael: Right. Like to me, God is, like, it could be anything. It could be like... Michael: Literally, it could be this table. Michael: It could be - totally be this table. It is the table. Michael: It's like I'm spiritual, but I'm not religious. Do you understand? Michael: I totally... Michael: It's like I can get off spiritually with the sunlight through trees. Michael: Oh, my God...

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