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Starsky & Hutch

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04x12 - Starsky's Brother (a.k.a. Starsky's Little Brother) Season 4 / Episode 12: - Starsky's Brother (a.k.a. Starsky's Little Brother)

Det. Dave Starsky: Marlene, this is my partner Ken. Ken, this is Marlene.
04x09 - Black and Blue Season 4 / Episode 9: - Black and Blue

Detective Joan Meredith: Look, Starsky, I remind you, I did not ask for this assignment.
Det. Dave Starsky: I guess I'm just lucky.
Detective Joan Meredith: It's called quota time.
Det. Dave Starsky: Come again.
Detective Joan Meredith: You read the papers, watch the news, pressure is on the department to hire more minorities, to hire more women. So I'm a veritable find in this one beautiful black person. I fill two quotas.
Det. Dave Starsky: Great, why don't you sit closer to the window so everybody can see you.
04x07 - The Avenger Season 4 / Episode 7: - The Avenger

Harry Ashford: You! You!
03x20 - Foxy Lady Season 3 / Episode 20: - Foxy Lady

Det. Dave Starsky: Huuutch!
02x13 - Little Girl Lost Season 2 / Episode 13: - Little Girl Lost

Starsky: Where's he going?
Hutch: If you ever catch him you can ask him.
Starsky: If I ever catch him I won't have to ask him.
02x13 - Little Girl Lost Season 2 / Episode 13: - Little Girl Lost

Starsky: Well, Huggy, as a psychic I'd say you have a few more lessons to go.
Huggy Bear: What do you mean?
Starsky: I'm pickles. He's onions.
01x21 - A Coffin for Starsky Season 1 / Episode 21: - A Coffin for Starsky

Det. Dave Starsky: You know, if this was a cowboy movie, I'd give you my boots. [Starsky and Hutch hold hands] You're my pal, Hutch.
01x13 - The Deadly Impostor Season 1 / Episode 13: - The Deadly Impostor

Det. Ken "Hutch" Hutchinson: We don't get paid extra to kill people either.
01x05 - The Fix Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Fix

Capt. Harold Dobey: [sees Starsky walking past his office with a candy bar in his mouth] Starsky!
Det. Dave Starsky: [muffled from the candy bar] Mornin', Cap'n.
Capt. Harold Dobey: [angrily] *Get in here!* It's the middle of the afternoon! Where's that partner of yours?
Det. Dave Starsky: It's his day off, Captain.
Capt. Harold Dobey: His day off ended this morning. Now suppose you stop covering for him, get your tail on the horn, and tell him I said get his rear end in here!
Det. Dave Starsky: The truth is, Captain, he's sick.
Capt. Harold Dobey: He ain't called in sick!
Det. Dave Starsky: Well, you know how it is, he's in love.
Capt. Harold Dobey: What you mean is he's shacked up.
Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah, well, uh... she *is* a pretty girl, Captain.
Capt. Harold Dobey: [completely uncharmed] You tell him I want him in here in one hour, and ready for duty. You tell him that.
Det. Dave Starsky: There's only one problem, Captain.
Capt. Harold Dobey: What's that?
Det. Dave Starsky: I don't know where he is to tell him that.
01x05 - The Fix Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Fix

Officer Bernie Glassman: [Bernie and Starsky have found Hutch and have discovered he's addicted to heroin] I've got to make a report!
Det. Dave Starsky: No! No report. This didn't happen, Bernie. Understand? This didn't happen.
01x05 - The Fix Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Fix

Det. Dave Starsky: [Starsky has just found Hutch's gun in his apartment and knows something has happened to him] I'm telling you, he's gone!
Capt. Harold Dobey: No he isn't. He's out on a date with a beautiful girl, to use your words.
Det. Dave Starsky: [frustrated] Captain, you don't understand!
Capt. Harold Dobey: What do you mean, I don't understand?
Det. Dave Starsky: I found his gun back in his apartment.
Capt. Harold Dobey: [skeptical] Do you take that gun out with you when you go on a date?
Det. Dave Starsky: [angrily] Hutch wouldn't visit his *mother* without a gun!
Capt. Harold Dobey: [firmly] All right, Starsky settle down! [Starsky calms down] What do you think happened to him?
Det. Dave Starsky: [crossly] I don't know.
Capt. Harold Dobey: Well, you know about that girl.
Det. Dave Starsky: I know her name, I know where she lives...
Capt. Harold Dobey: And?
Det. Dave Starsky: I can't find her, either.
Capt. Harold Dobey: What do you want to do about it?
Det. Dave Starsky: Missing Persons?
Capt. Harold Dobey: That's a 'missing officer.'
Det. Dave Starsky: No, I mean 'missing partner.'
01x05 - The Fix Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Fix

Huggy Bear: And one more thing... When you see Hutch, you tell him that he owes me one good waitress.
01x05 - The Fix Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Fix

Ben Forest: Hi, baby.
Jeanie Walton: How'd you find me?
Ben Forest: Where do you go when you're lookin' for something? You go to the cops. Even a cop named Hutch.
Jeanie Walton: You're lying. He wouldn't tell you. [She realizes something bad has happened] What did you do to him?
Ben Forest: You'll see, baby. You'll see.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Capt. Harold Dobey: Starsky, about this report, it reads like a comic book: "The fiery Torino sped into the street and we spilled into action."
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Huggy Bear: [Hutch, Capt. Dobey, and Huggy Bear are deciphering the message from Hutch's abductors] The zoo!
Capt. Harold Dobey: Which is where *you* belong!
Det. Ken "Hutch" Hutchinson: [a little more deciphering] Starsky is being held at the LA Zoo!

Huggy Bear: Don't thank me...
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Det. Ken "Hutch" Hutchinson: [yells] Get him the hell out o' here!
Det. Dave Starsky: [checks watch] Come on, for *once* be fast...!


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