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 | Season 9 / Episode 1: - Avalon (1) Major General Hank Landry: [shouting] Walter! Chief Mst Sgt. Walter Harriman: [over the intercom] The files on your desk are the personnel folders you're about to request, sir. Major General Hank Landry: "About to request"? Walter, I'd appreciate it... Chief Mst Sgt. Walter Harriman: [over the intercom] You have to push the button to talk, sir. Major General Hank Landry: [sighs] Thank you, Walter. |
| Season 9 / Episode 1: - Avalon (1) Major General Hank Landry: You heard the disconnected voice of the little sergeant with psychic powers. |
| Season 9 / Episode 1: - Avalon (1) Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: General O'Neill gave me the choice of any posting I wanted. I chose SG-1. That meant Colonel Carter, Teal'c and yourself, not two letters a dash and a number. |
| Season 9 / Episode 1: - Avalon (1) Major General Hank Landry: A general's only as good as the people he commands. Major General Jack O'Neill: Who said that? Major General Hank Landry: I just did. |
| Season 9 / Episode 1: - Avalon (1) Vala Mal Doran: I had to tell you in person... I'm pregnant. [Landry scoffs] Pretty sure it's yours, anyway. There's at least a one in-hmmm-ten chance. [winks at Cameron] |
| Season 9 / Episode 1: - Avalon (1) Vala Mal Doran: I know nothing about your fair planet... other than it seems to have a rather interesting if somewhat limited gene pool. [looks at Daniel and Cameron] |
| Season 9 / Episode 1: - Avalon (1) Vala Mal Doran: Try playing hard-to-get. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Yeah, look who's talkin'. |
| Season 9 / Episode 1: - Avalon (1) Vala Mal Doran: Oh, now this brings back memories. Dr. Daniel Jackson: How's that? Vala Mal Doran: Isn't this where I beat you up? Dr. Daniel Jackson: [defensively] No. Vala Mal Doran: No, I'm pretty sure that right there is where I crushed your... Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Alright! Excuse me, kids. |
| Season 9 / Episode 1: - Avalon (1) Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Ladies first. Vala Mal Doran: [to Daniel] Well, then after you. |
| Season 9 / Episode 1: - Avalon (1) Vala Mal Doran: There's nothing I hate more than a bold-faced lie. |
| Season 9 / Episode 1: - Avalon (1) Vala Mal Doran: What? We're already trapped in here. How much worse can it get? Dr. Daniel Jackson: How 'bout that much? Vala Mal Doran: It was a mistake the moment I said it. The moment. |
| Season 9 / Episode 1: - Avalon (1) Vala Mal Doran: Come to torture me? Major General Hank Landry: How old are you? Vala Mal Doran: Mental abuse won't work either. Major General Hank Landry: I have a daughter about your age. Hasn't listened to me since she was 12. Doesn't matter what I say or do. Vala Mal Doran: You're not going to bore me with your personal life, are you? I have to admit an hour or two of that might break me. |
| Season 9 / Episode 1: - Avalon (1) Vala Mal Doran: I haven't been this disappointed since Daniel and I had sex. |
| Season 9 / Episode 1: - Avalon (1) Vala Mal Doran: You should give me a weapon. Dr. Daniel Jackson: No. Vala Mal Doran: There could be an icky creature down here left to protect the treasure. Dr. Daniel Jackson: For hundreds of years? Vala Mal Doran: Some sort of statis or hibernation. What if it senses our presence and awakens hungry for human flesh? Dr. Daniel Jackson: That doesn't sound quite like the Ancients' style. Vala Mal Doran: Still... Dr. Daniel Jackson: I'm sure if there is a monster down here it's going to be much more scared of you than you are of it. Especially once it gets to know you. |
| Season 9 / Episode 1: - Avalon (1) Dr. Daniel Jackson: [to teal'c about vala] Okay, Just To Clarify, When I KILL Her, I Die. |
 | Season 8 / Episode 20: - Moebius (2) Daniel Jackson: Well, this can't be a good sign. Jack O'Neill: Why's that? Daniel Jackson: Where am I? Jack O'Neill: Ancient Egypt? Daniel Jackson: No, I mean the me from your timeline. Teal'c: I killed you. Daniel Jackson: Why? Teal'c: You were a Goa'uld spy. Daniel Jackson: Good reason. Sam Carter: It was horrible. Daniel Jackson: [not really interested] Yeah, I'm sure. Why are you here? Jack O'Neill: Yes, excellent question. Daniel Jackson: You don't know? Jack O'Neill: Well, I thought I did, there, for a while, and then I realized I... didn't. Daniel Jackson: Well, I know why *I'm* here. Jack O'Neill: Good! Let's start there. |
| Season 8 / Episode 20: - Moebius (2) Sam Carter: [studdering nervously] I'm-I'm kind of attracted to Daniel. Jack O'Neill: [long pause with blank expression then incredulously] What? [long pause while stepping closer and then again incredulously] Really? |
| Season 8 / Episode 20: - Moebius (2) Jack O'Neill: How's it goin'? Sam Carter: Never seen this kind of technology before. Jack O'Neill: Hey, you're supposed to be a genius. That's why I brought you along. Sam Carter: I'm working on it. I think the power relay was overloaded. I may be able to reroute the circuit to the control interface... Sam Carter: What? Jack O'Neill: It's just a little weird hearing that kind of stuff come out of someone so... Sam Carter: [apparently taking offence at what she thinks Jack is about to say] So what? Jack O'Neill: Hot. Sam Carter: [chokes, then stutters] Really? Jack O'Neill: Yeah. Sam Carter: [pauses] Wow. Um... it's just... you-you're not the kind of guy that I usually attract. Jack O'Neill: No? Sam Carter: No. Sam Carter: Heh, God. Wow. This is kinda awkward. Jack O'Neill: Yeah, it's gettin' there. Sam Carter: I'm kinda... attracted to-to Daniel. Jack O'Neill: [long pause] What? Jack O'Neill: Really? Sam Carter: Sorry. Jack O'Neill: No, that's okay, no problem there, I just, you know... first impressions, I thought he was... Jack O'Neill: Nevermind. |
| Season 8 / Episode 20: - Moebius (2) Sam Carter: Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond? Jack O'Neill: Close enough. |
| Season 8 / Episode 20: - Moebius (2) Sam Carter: Look, if we don't make it... [kisses Jack] Jack O'Neill: [angrily] Wait a minute! You said you liked Daniel. Sam Carter: I lied. |
| Season 8 / Episode 20: - Moebius (2) Lieutenant General George Hammond: I'm allowing the use of this ship because of the obvious tactical advantage it provides you. Under no circumstances is it to be used to travel through time. Understood? Jack O'Neill: Yes, sir. Lieutenant General George Hammond: Never in my life would I have imagined giving that order. |
| Season 8 / Episode 20: - Moebius (2) Daniel Jackson: Wait a minute. I thought the reason why we brought the ship was so that we didn't have to walk. Sam Carter: You can't just fly into an alien city. The mission is stealth recon. Meaning undetected. Jack O'Neill: Meaning *shut up*! |
| Season 8 / Episode 20: - Moebius (2) Apophis: Who are you? Daniel Jackson: Name's Daniel Jackson. Uh, if you give me back my eyeglasses, I could actually see you. Teal'c: He claims he's of the Tau'ri. Daniel Jackson: You weren't supposed to tell him that. Apophis: The Tau'ri have no Chaapa'ai. Daniel Jackson: Oh! Sorry, guess I was wrong. I'm-I'm sure your information is correct and - In fact, I'm usually quite wrong, quite unreliable actually. I'm - To be honest with you, I'm-I'm insane. Apophis: Speak! [pause while Daniel doesn't speak] Bring him. [Teal'c hauls him forward] I think there is much you can tell me. Daniel Jackson: Well, if you wanna know about the early settlements of Mesopotamia, I am somewhat of an expert... |
| Season 8 / Episode 20: - Moebius (2) Dr. Rodney McKay: [to Hammond] I give this no more than a 50/50 chance of working. Lieutenant General George Hammond: According to the tape, it worked for eight years. Dr. Rodney McKay: Hm. Daniel Jackson: [wormhole is established] Wow. Dr. Rodney McKay: Well, I'm certainly glad it's not me going through that... um... thing. Jack O'Neill: Any idea what to expect? Sam Carter: Not really. According to the tape, we're going to be de-molecularized, transmitted over two thousand light-years through subspace, and then, uh, remolecularized on the other side. Major Charles Kawalsky: I did not need to know that. Jack O'Neill: OK. Dr. Rodney McKay: Gateship 1, you're go for launch. Jack O'Neill: Gate ship? Daniel Jackson: [with hand gesture] Well, it's a ship that goes through the gate. Jack O'Neill: [somewhat reluctantly] Alright. Dr. Rodney McKay: [to Hammond] What? It's a ship that goes through the gate. Gateship. [pause] Well, I thought it was clever. |
| Season 8 / Episode 20: - Moebius (2) Sam Carter: Look, if we don't make it... [kisses Jack] Jack O'Neill: Wait a minute! I thought you liked Daniel. Sam Carter: I lied. I just wanted to get to know you better. You see, I'm a very cautious person, and I tend to take things- [Jack interrupts, kissing her] |
| Season 8 / Episode 20: - Moebius (2) Daniel Jackson: [into the radio] Sam, Jack, it's all clear. You can come out now. Jack O'Neill: [into the radio] In a minute. [turns back to Sam. Daniel flicks his eyes nervously, viewing the celebration; Jack resumes kissing Sam] Sam Carter: [muffled, after something in the ship sends out sparks] I can fix that. |
| Season 8 / Episode 20: - Moebius (2) Sam Carter: [Takes gun extended to her] I don't really Like Guns. Jack O'Neill: Neither do I, how do you feel about explosives? |
 | Season 8 / Episode 19: - Moebius (1) Dr. Daniel Jackson: We don't know where it is now, but we do know where it was: Giza, 3000 B.C. Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: You can't be serious. Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: What? Dr. Daniel Jackson: It's the only way. Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: What? Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: No, we agreed. Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: If I have to say "what" one more time, heads are gonna roll! |
| Season 8 / Episode 19: - Moebius (1) Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: [as Dr. Carter] Just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't- God that's horrible! Who would ever say that? |
| Season 8 / Episode 19: - Moebius (1) Dr. Daniel Jackson: ...introduce yourself and talk about the weather. Student: [stands up] Hello, my name is Carlos. You make me so hot. Dr. Daniel Jackson: Okay... |
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