![]() | Season 9 / Episode 17: - The Scourge Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: You know what? Sit here. You cover our six. But stay alert. You'll hear the bugs coming, but the tree ferrets give no warning. French Representative LaPierre: Tree ferrets? Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Yeah, nasty buggers. Swoop down and separate a man's head from his torso before he can blink. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 17: - The Scourge Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Sir, I don't mean to gripe... Major General Hank Landry: Permission to gripe granted. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: We're being put on babysitting duty? Major General Hank Landry: Don't underestimate the importance of this mission. This is the IOA. These people carry a lot of influence with the Stargate Program. How it's run, how it's funded. You should feel honored. Just, uh, don't keep 'em up past ten. And remember to read 'em a bedtime story before tucking them in for the night. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 17: - The Scourge Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: If I could go back in time, which, admittedly, is an opportunity I am occasionally presented with... |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 17: - The Scourge Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: I'm just a glass half full kinda guy. We found the cure to the Prior's plague and we got it out to the planets that needed it. Teal'c: And it has been some time since the last reported outbreak. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: That's right, so I'm chalking that one up to the win column. Dr. Daniel Jackson: Look, all I'm saying is let's just not get carried away. Yes we stopped them this time but you can be damn sure they're already thinking up some other means of spreading fear and destruction through this galaxy. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Yeah, that's why we call 'em the bad guys. Dr. Daniel Jackson: And by the looks of things the next one's going to be something big. Priors are already starting to step up the rhetoric with all this talk of doomsday when all shall witness the final battle between the light and darkness. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: That's what they said about Tyson-Holyfield. There's always a rematch. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 17: - The Scourge Shen Xiaoyi: [In Mandarin] How's your Mandarin? Dr. Daniel Jackson: [In Mandarin] Not as good as your English. Shen Xiaoyi: [In Mandarin] It shows. [Indicating Mitchell] You're bringing him along? Dr. Daniel Jackson: [In Mandarin] We have to babysit him. [Shen lauughs] Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Yeah, that's very funny. [In Mandarin] Screw you! [Shen and Jackson do a double take] |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 17: - The Scourge Dr. Daniel Jackson: It's no question that these bugs were the Priors' follow up to the virus. Teal'c: And it appears that they were designed to circumvent any attempt to forestall their destructive nature. Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Deny them crops and their physiology adapts to an alternate food source. Dr. Daniel Jackson: Yeah, us. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 17: - The Scourge Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: We're surrounded by rock here so there's no way the bugs are digging in. We've got the entrance covered. Everything's going to be fine. Dr. Daniel Jackson: Until we run out of bullets. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 17: - The Scourge Major General Hank Landry: What have you found out? Dr. Bill Lee: Well, I learned that bugs still creep me out. It all started when I was a kid and my parents took me on this picnic and this bug crawled up on me... Maybe you'd prefer to hear this story another time. Major General Hank Landry: I doubt it. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 17: - The Scourge Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: All those years you were fighting the Goa'uld, did you ever just step back and say "sooner or later our luck's going to run out and we're gonna get our asses kicked"? Teal'c: Never. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Never, not once? Even though you were vastly outnumbered fighting an opponent with superior technology and firepower. Teal'c: They may have had the superior forces and resources but we possessed something far greater. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Which was? Teal'c: A just cause. I had no doubt the Goa'uld would be defeated. Perhaps not in my lifetime but I knew eventually they would fall and I have no doubt the same fate awaits the Ori. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: You see that's what I like about you, you're always positive. Hell, you've probably already passed this bug situation and are thinking about what movie you want to watch tomorrow night. Teal'c: I was considering "Old School". |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 17: - The Scourge Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: I'm telling you, it's time you got your own place. Teal'c: I endeavoured to establish a life off-base last year; I even went so far as to acquire my own apartment. Unfortunately, it did not work out. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Yeah, you got framed for murder but you can't let one bad experience put you off. Hell the first time I moved out, I got next door to a guy who practised drum solos all night long. When we get back, I'm going to help you find your own place. Teal'c: That will be unnecessary. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Dude, what are friends for? Teal'c: For listening when they are told that will be unnecessary. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 17: - The Scourge Dr. Daniel Jackson: Are we still doing movie night? Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Yeah, why not? Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Yeah, I've already picked something out. Teal'c: Old School. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Starship Troopers. Teal'c: Is it humorous? Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Is it ever. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 16: - Off the Grid Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: We're supposed to stay under the radar. Teal'c: I doubt if this world possesses such technology. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 16: - Off the Grid Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Oh please, Mary Poppins is not even in the running. Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Hey! |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 16: - Off the Grid Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: We have got the best jobs in the world, don't we? Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: I'm gonna hit the shower. Dr. Daniel Jackson: I'm gonna find a doctor. Teal'c: We are indeed suitably employed Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Yeah, it was a good day. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 16: - Off the Grid Dr. Daniel Jackson: Sam is right, we are not equipped to take these guys on. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: I have no intention of taking anybody on. I'm just going to pose as a buyer. Dr. Daniel Jackson: You? Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Well no offense Jackson, but you do not strike me as the drug dealer type. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 16: - Off the Grid Major General Hank Landry: If you tell me what I need to know, I'll arrange a feast the likes of which you've not seen since you set foot on this planet. Nerus: Feast? Major General Hank Landry: I do not use the word lightly. Nerus: Nor do I. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 16: - Off the Grid Nerus: [Ba'al is about to shoot Nerus] Oh. I don't suppose there is anything I can say? [Ba'al shakes his head] But I'm so interesting. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 16: - Off the Grid Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: No offense, Jackson, but you do not strike me as the drug dealer type. In fact, you're not even close. Dr. Daniel Jackson: I think I'm as close as you are! Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Come on! You're miles away. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Teal'c, which one of us is closer? Teal'c: I believe the three of you to be equidistant. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Oh, please! Mary Poppins is not even in the running! Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Hey! |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 16: - Off the Grid Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Well, here's an obvious question... |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 16: - Off the Grid Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Look, for what it's worth, guys, sorry I dragged you into this. Dr. Daniel Jackson: [blasé] Oh, it happens all the time. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 16: - Off the Grid Chief Mst Sgt. Walter Harriman: Sir, if you don't mind my asking... Major General Hank Landry: How did we plant the beacon on Nerus? Chief Mst Sgt. Walter Harriman: Yes, sir. Major General Hank Landry: It was a piece of cake. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 15: - Ethon Jarrod Kane: Do you ever give up? Dr. Daniel Jackson: Not until I'm dead. [pause] And sometimes not even then. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 15: - Ethon Chief Mst Sgt. Walter Harriman: Doctor Jackson, we've just received a communiqué from the Rand government. Dr. Daniel Jackson: [reading the communiqué, to Kane:] They want to talk. Dr. Daniel Jackson: This isn't exactly what I had in mind. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 14: - Stronghold Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: How'd you resist the brainwashing? I figure I might be in that situation some day, and I don't recon I'm going through the Rite of M'al Sharran. Teal'c: To resist the influence of others, knowledge of ones self is most important. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Right. Thanks. [Teal'c leaves] Yeah, I'm workin' on it. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 14: - Stronghold Master Bra'tac: Two evenings ago, do you remember clearly what you did? Maz'rai: Bra'tac, I do not remember what I ate yesterday. Very sad, I admit, but proof of nothing other than old age. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 14: - Stronghold Major General Hank Landry: Teal'c is family. I don't like people screwing with my family. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 13: - Ripple Effect Cameron Mitchell: [softly] You know, I read all the mission reports on the Asgard. They're not what I expected. Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: What were you expecting? Cameron Mitchell: [glancing at Kvasir] Well, pants for one. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 13: - Ripple Effect Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: The theory holds that anything that can happen, will happen. If not in this reality, than in another. Cameron Mitchell: So you're saying that somewhere in an alternate universe, I got to second base with Amy Vandenberg? Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: [annoyed] Theoretically, yes. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 13: - Ripple Effect Hank Landry: We have the top minds from eighteen different universes working on a way to get you home. |
![]() | Season 9 / Episode 13: - Ripple Effect Kvasir: The perilous nature of this mission should not be taken lightly. There is a chance that the Prometheus may not survive this voyage. But courage and a steadfast resolve will prove the most valuable assets in this undertaking. Well, good luck to you all. [beams out] Dr. Daniel Jackson: I miss Thor. |






