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	Season 10 / Episode 20: - Unending Major General Hank Landry: [Final line of the series] Godspeed.
	Season 10 / Episode 20: - Unending Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: When I said that I wanted to get the team back together, work with you guys, learn from ya... I did not mean every waking moment for the next 50 years. Dr. Daniel Jackson: You said that yesterday. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [blank stare] I did? Teal'c: [staring at his food] And the day before. Vala Mal Doran: And the day before that. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Oh... sorry. I'll just... shut up now.
	Season 10 / Episode 20: - Unending Vala Mal Doran: [to Daniel, about spending 3 months on the Odyssey] I'm gonna go crazy, and I'm taking you with me.
	Season 10 / Episode 20: - Unending Major General Hank Landry: It's only been a couple of weeks. Vala Mal Doran: I have a problem with the word only.
	Season 10 / Episode 20: - Unending Vala Mal Doran: Being stuck on this ship is worse than being stuck at the SGC. I-I-I tell you, the last time I was this bored I took hostages! Dr. Daniel Jackson: I was there.
	Season 10 / Episode 20: - Unending Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: See, what we need, is we need Superman to fly around the ship really, really fast. Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Oh, if you only knew how ridiculous that was. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: No, it only sounds ridiculous till you hear yourself say, "I am trapped on a spaceship stuck in a time-dilation field."
	Season 10 / Episode 20: - Unending Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Just another routine trip to save the world sir. Dr. Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Indeed.
	Season 10 / Episode 18: - Family Ties Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: But the truth is the Stargate program just doesn't get the support it used to from the people in charge. Jasec: Why not? Dr. Bill Lee: Eureka! One down, twelve to go. Jasec: That's too bad because after all your Stargate program has accomplished for this network of planets, I would think that the decision makers would show it the respect it deserves.
	Season 10 / Episode 18: - Family Ties Jasec: I suppose, for the benefit of your friends there, you're gonna wanna list all the reasons why I was such a bad father. Vala Mal Doran: Oh, I wish I could, but a wormhole can only be maintained for 38 minutes.
	Season 10 / Episode 18: - Family Ties Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: So, what's the deal with the accent, or in your father's case, the lack thereof? Vala Mal Doran: Well, the accent, like most of my other good qualities, I got from my mother, my charm, my wit, my good looks. Dr. Daniel Jackson: What'd you get from your dad? Vala Mal Doran: Some minor food allergies.
	Season 10 / Episode 17: - Talion Teal'c: Ten seconds. Bak'al: Where are you going? Teal'c: I am leaving. You are about to explode.
	Season 10 / Episode 16: - Bad Guys Dr. Daniel Jackson: [shouting] What the hell are you doing? Stop it! Hesellven: She started it. Sylvana: [shouting] I think you started it when you kissed Heron! Dr. Daniel Jackson: Shut up! Shut up! You're hostages. This is like a-a life-and-death situation here. Start acting like it. Sylvana: Oh, please. You're not rebels. We're not deaf, you know. Everyone in this room knows it. Dr. Daniel Jackson: That doesn't matter. You're hostages. We're your - we're your captors. We're heavily armed. There's a - there's rules. There's a whole school of etiquette to this. [she glares at him] Don't eyeball me.
	Season 10 / Episode 16: - Bad Guys Vala Mal Doran: There's a 70 percent chance that if we dial manually we'll be able to establish a connection and a 50 percent chance that the bomb will just go off. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: That's 120 percent. Vala Mal Doran: Well, there's some crossover where we establish a wormhole and it blows up. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [over radio] Jackson, did you catch any of that? Dr. Daniel Jackson: [over radio] Yeah, 100 percent chance we should have brought someone that knows what they're doing.
	Season 10 / Episode 15: - Bounty Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Intel looks good. We got ourselves a space train full of evil Orville Redenbacher.
	Season 10 / Episode 14: - The Shroud Dr. Daniel Jackson: Jack, you have to believe me. Major General Jack O'Neill: Why? Dr. Daniel Jackson: "Why?" Well, because, oh, I don't know, the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance. Major General Jack O'Neill: You know, that old chestnut's gettin' a little... old.
	Season 10 / Episode 14: - The Shroud Major General Jack O'Neill: You of all people should know that I don't believe anything anybody says, even if I understand what they're talkin' about!
	Season 10 / Episode 14: - The Shroud Major General Jack O'Neill: Yep! Just like old times. Except, I'm here against my will and you look like Marcel Marceau. Dr. Daniel Jackson: Yeah. You know, some things change, but others stay the same.
	Season 10 / Episode 14: - The Shroud Adria: In our time together I've really come so see in you what draws mother's affection. Daniel: Affectia what?
	Season 10 / Episode 13: - The Road Not Taken Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: The Rodney McKay I know wouldn't back down from a challenge. He is one of the most forthright, courageous, and selfless men I have ever met. Dr. Rodney McKay: Hm. [pause] Aw, you're makin' that up, aren't you? Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Most of it, yeah. Dr. Rodney McKay: Eh, okay. I'll help you.
	Season 10 / Episode 13: - The Road Not Taken Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: The Rodney I know is a master of subtle persuasion. Dr. Rodney McKay: Hm. [pause] Oh, you're lying again, aren't you?
	Season 10 / Episode 12: - Line In the Sand Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: We're gonna try a little disappearing act, here. Please remember to keep your arms and legs inside the village at all times until we come to a complete and final stop. [the villagers look confused] Blank stares work, too.
	Season 10 / Episode 11: - The Quest (2) Ba'al: Merlin's little trick with my vocal chords expired at the same moment he did. Teal'c: Yet another reason to mourn his passing.
	Season 10 / Episode 11: - The Quest (2) Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: You don't get fancy mind powers unless there's been major redecorating going on inside your skull.
	Season 10 / Episode 11: - The Quest (2) Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [to Vala] Well now you know the hard part about being part of this team is not risking your own life. It's watching your friends take chances with theirs. Congratulations. Now you really are one of us.
	Season 10 / Episode 11: - The Quest (2) Ba'al: [after Merlin spoke] Looks like Merlin's drawbridge doesn't go all the way across the moat, if you catch my meaning.
	Season 10 / Episode 9: - Company of Thieves Dr. Daniel Jackson: Uh, you should probably prepare to return fire. Major Marks: For the record, I'm always prepared. I just have to press this button here. Dr. Daniel Jackson: Right... I just-I thought that's what you're supposed to say, so... Major Marks: I know.
	Season 10 / Episode 9: - Company of Thieves Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: It's the wrong one! You can't just jam it in! [Vala jams in the small crystal. The power grid activates. Carter stares at it in surprise] Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: How did you do that? Vala Mal Doran: Honestly? I don't know. That almost never normally works.
	Season 10 / Episode 8: - Memento Mori Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [shirtless and handcuffed to the bed, surrounded by the junk food] This, uh... isn't what it looks like.
	Season 10 / Episode 8: - Memento Mori Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Nothin'. I just think it's funny how you're always losing your pants. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: I'm not always losing my pants. It's happened twice. Twice is not always.
	Season 10 / Episode 7: - Counterstrike Teal'c: I am ashamed that my brothers have utilized these methods. Cameron Mitchell: They're desperate. Teal'c: There is no honor. Freedom without honor is meaningless.

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