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	Season 2 / Episode 6: - The Counter-Clock Incident Commodore Robert April: No matter where I've traveled in the galaxy, Jim, this bridge is more like home than anywhere else. Capt. Kirk: Yes, Commodore, I know the feeling. Commodore Robert April: To me she was always like my child. I was there in the San Francisco Navy Yard when her unit components were built.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - The Counter-Clock Incident Mr. Spock: Captain, the flower is not the only thing on board that is growing younger. Capt. Kirk: Explain, Spock. Mr. Spock: Ship's chronometers are also running backwards. The flow of time is reversed in this universe. The longer we stay here, the younger we will become.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - The Counter-Clock Incident Capt. Kirk: [referring to Karla Five] I can understand her now without the aid of the Universal Translator. Mr. Spock: Apparently our brains are also working in reverse, Captain.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - The Counter-Clock Incident Capt. Kirk: Gentlemen, I'm sure none of us mind growing younger instead of older for a change. Commodore Robert April: It pleases me, Jim. If we stay here long enough I'll no longer be at the mandatory retirement age.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - The Counter-Clock Incident Commodore Robert April: What a blessing to be able to live ones life over again. If the life you've led has left you unfulfilled. No Sarah, I don't want to live it all over again. I couldn't improve one bit on what we've had together.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - How Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth? Captain Kirk: This city is one gigantic riddle. Keep alert.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - How Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth? Kukulkan: If you do not know me, than it is my task to teach you! Dr. McCoy: Just once I wish he'd let us use the stairs.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - How Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth? Scott: I could never be proud of puttin' wee beasties in cages.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - How Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth? Kukulkan: You still are children to me, to be led and shown how to live. Captain Kirk: But if children are made totally dependent on their children, they will never be anything but children. Kukulkan: Enough! This is useless! Despite what I have shown you, you still cling to your disobedient ways. My dream is ending and all of you are to blame!
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - How Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth? Kukulkan: Irrational savages, see what you have done.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - How Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth? Dr. McCoy: There's a line from Shakespeare... Captain Kirk: Yes Bones, I remember it: How sharper than a serpents tooth it is to have a thankless child. Mr. Spock: Indeed, Captain.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Albatross Capt. Kirk: [having just beamed down to Dramia II] Not the most enchanting place I've ever been to. Demos: Plagues seldom leave behind fields of flowers, Captain.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Albatross Mr. Spock: General order 6 has been activated? Sulu: Yes, sir. If everyone on board has perished at the end of 24 hours the ship will self-destruct in... in order to protect other beings from the disease on board.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Albatross Mr. Spock: You realize doctor, if you go and fail to find an antidote, you too will die. Dr. McCoy: I'm a doctor, Spock. A doctor! Get us beamed aboard!
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Albatross Capt. Kirk: Gentlemen, I don't know about you, but I'm ready to get back to Starbase. Dr. McCoy: Yes, sir. Dr. McCoy: And I'm ready to get back to some of that monotonous, ol' routine sickbay work. Mr. Spock: Including, I would hope, some of that monotonous, old dispensing of the regular vitamin rations to the crew. Dr. McCoy: What is that supposed to mean? Mr. Spock: Well, you have been derelict in your duties, of late, doctor. Dr. McCoy: Spock, you know as well as I do what we've all just been through. Mr. Spock: Hippocrates would not have approved of lame excuses, doctor.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Albatross Dr. McCoy: Jim, if I'm ever in jail again, don't send that Vulcan to release me. Just let me rot.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Practical Joker Scott: Hold together little darling, hold together.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Practical Joker Capt. Kirk: Reduce speed to sub-warp cruise, we'll lay by here for repairs. Uhura: After that ride, I could use some repairs.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Practical Joker Scott: Somebody turn of this infernal food factory!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Practical Joker Dr. McCoy: Lieutenant Uhura, I have to hand it to you. This is just what the doctor would have ordered.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Practical Joker Capt. Kirk: When you all finish laughing, I'd appreciate an explanation. Mr. Spock: Captain, I never laugh.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Practical Joker Capt. Kirk: We've got serious trouble with the main computer. We have reason to believe it's kidnapped three of our crew. Scott: [on viewscreen] Kidnapped? Blue blazes!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Practical Joker Dr. McCoy: When I get my hands on the clown who's behind all this, I'll put him in sickbay for a week! Main Computer: Temper, temper!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Practical Joker Main Computer: Say pretty please with sugar on.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Practical Joker Scott: You bloody big scatterbrain! Make up your monumental mind!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Practical Joker Scott: We're giving it a mighty go with the crowbars though!
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Bem Capt. Kirk: Commander Bem, you were assigned to this ship as an independent observer yet you have spend the past six missions in your quarters. You haven't done any observing at all. Until now, when we're dealing with possibly a very dangerous planet.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Bem Mr. Spock: It appears to be a native food gathering party. Capt. Kirk: Yes, and the food they have gathered... is Bem!
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Bem Capt. Kirk: Our phasers and communicators have been switched for phonies, and Commander Bem has run off. We've been separated from the rest of the landing party... Mr Spock, something funny is going on.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Bem Capt. Kirk: [stuck in a wooden cage] How come we always end up like this? Mr. Spock: I assume that's a rhetorical question, captain, not requiring an anwer.