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	Unknown Episode: Marci: Come on, Stanley. It's still your turn! Stanley Griff: Okay, I've got it. Mimi, do you have a... dolphin? Mimi: Nope. Go fish.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: [regarding making potholders] But how does it work? Dennis: Well, I think if you look on the back of the box, there are instructions that tell you what to do. Marci: Instructions are boring. Mimi: [carelessly tosses the back of the box on top of Dennis's fish bowl] Yeah. All we have to do is just kind of stick all those stretchy things on that metal thingy, right?
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: Don't worry, Dennis. Harry and Elsie are outside. They won't hear me if I say "The Great Big Book of Everything." Harry, Elsie: [lifting the roof off of a dollhouse that they were hiding in] Harry and Elsie are in the house! Dennis: Oh no! Here we go again!
	Unknown Episode: Mimi: Hey, we did it! Stanley Griff: That's because we did it like a spider-- a step at a time. And if we keep going, I bet we'll have a potholder in no time.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: And I learned that if you want to do something different, it helps if you take it step by step. Dennis: Like going to sleep. Stanley Griff: What do you mean? Dennis: Well, to fall asleep, the first step is to close your eyes. The second step is to say good night! Stanley Griff: Good night, Dennis.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: [exiting his house with Mimi, Marci, Lester and Dennis] It's okay. The rain stopped. Lester Goldberg: Phew! It's still so hot out. Mimi: Don't worry. It's always nice and cool at the library.
	Unknown Episode: Marci: I wish we could play in the mud all day long like pigs. Stanley Griff: Hey, what a great idea. Maybe if we could meet some pigs, we could figure out how they get to play in the mud all the time.
	Unknown Episode: Marci: I like this baby pig. She's really smart. [The piglet squeals happily as Marci pets it.] Dennis: Oh, absolutely. Pigs are one of the most intelligent animals around and good at communicating too.
	Unknown Episode: Dennis: Mmm, clean sheets feel really good when you wiggle your toes. Stanley Griff: Huh, I can imagine. There's nothing like going to sleep in a bowl of clean water. Dennis: That sounds pretty good, too. Good night, Dennis. Stanley Griff: Good night, little piglet Stanley.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: [yawns] Hello? Where is everyone? Mrs. Joyce Griff: Up here, sweetie. Stanley Griff: Hi. What are you doing? Mrs. Joyce Griff: Your dad was just showing me his new comic book. Mr. Griff: Not just show it. I was showing it off. I think it's the best one I've ever drawn.
	Unknown Episode: Lester Goldberg: Hi, Stanley. Guess what. Stanley Griff: Don't tell me. You have something special to show off. Lester Goldberg: How'd you know? Listen to this. I just made it up. Ha-ha-ha-ha-hiccup! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hiccup!
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: Everyone has something special to show off today. Except for me. Dennis: No! Stanley Griff: Yes. Cartwheels, giggle hiccups, even comics. Dennis: [yawns] Why don't you come curl up with us? We don't have anything special to show off. Elsie: Well, maybe some of us don't. Anyway, we promise not to show off if you don't want us to.
	Unknown Episode: Lester Goldberg: You draw really good, Stanley. Marci: And you know so much about animals. Dennis: You should be very proud of yourself, Stanley. Stanley Griff: I am. I'm proud... as a peacock.
	Unknown Episode: Harry: Could we have some quiet here? I need my beauty sleep. Stanley Griff: [giggles] Good night, Dennis. Dennis: Good night, peacock boy Stanley.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: Okay... ready or not, here I come! [leapfrogs Lester] Yippee! Marci: Stanley, we're playing frog and you're supposed to do something froggy every time you jump, remember? Stanley Griff: Oh yeah. I forgot that part. Let me try it again. Ribbit! Ribbit!
	Unknown Episode: Dennis: Don't worry, Mimi. I'll bet you'll be standing on one leg in no time, just like a beautiful flamingo. Marci: I thought flamingos only had one leg! Lester Goldberg: It looks that way because they always stand on one leg and keep the other one curled up... I think.
	Unknown Episode: Harry, Elsie: [singing] No need to fall / Just stand up tall / We'll meet flamingos, one and all. Dennis: Well, I suppose it beats "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." Harry: Did someone say "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"? Elsie: Well, I guess we could sing that too. Ready, Harry? Harry, Elsie: [singing] Row, row, row your boat / Gently down the stream... Dennis: [as the two continue] No, please! Forget I said anything!
	Unknown Episode: Dennis: Today, we learned that flamingos strain their food out of water. Then they turn pink from their diet. Stanley Griff: And we learned that if you hold your arms out like a flamingo sticks out its wings, it helps you balance so you can stand on one leg. Dennis: Yes. Now if I only had any legs to stand on, I'd be all set. Stanley Griff: Ha ha ha. Good night, Dennis. Dennis: Good night, flamingo boy Stanley.
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Griff: Ah. A quiet day. Just what I need to start my new comic book. [sound of woodpecker pecking at tree outside] Agh!
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: Wow, we have a woodpecker! Cool! Mr. Griff: [nonplussed] Yeah, cool.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: I guess dad didn't mind the pecking too much, Dennis. Dennis: Oh? Why do you say that? Stanley Griff: He made his comic all about woodpeckers.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: The elephant king walked through the jungle. Boom, boom, boom! Boom, boom, boom! But his path is blocked by the dreaded cereal swamp. Oh no! The king is trapped. What can he do? It's up to Stanley to eat through the swamp single-handed. Mr. Griff: Ahem. Stanley? Your mom and I had an idea that's almost as exciting as an elephant trek. How would you boys like to go on an overnight camping trip?
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: I know the skunk musk smelled really awful, but skunks are pretty cool animals, aren't they? Dennis: Absolutely. Today I learned that skunks are gentle kind of weasel with a very effective defense. Stanley Griff: And I learned that responsibility means looking after someone and making sure they don't get into trouble, just like a mother skunk looks after her babies. Boy, I feel a lot better now that we got rid of Harry's skunk smell. Dennis: Me too. Especially since we're all sleeping in the same tent.
	Unknown Episode: Radio Announcer: You heard right, lucky listeners. The King Squirrel Nut Corporation is offering a lifetime supply of peanut butter to the winner of our songwriting contest. Write a song about something nutty, or someone you're nuts about.
	Unknown Episode: Lionel Griff: Maybe I should write a song about Stanley and squirrels. I could surprise him with the song and maybe even win him a lifetime supply of peanut butter. Awesome!
	Unknown Episode: Lionel Griff: So you still wanna throw around the old, uh, coconut? Stanley Griff: Cool. Lionel Griff: Hey, after, we can get some peanut butter ice cream
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: Boy, oh boy, won't Dennis be surprised when I give him the best goldfish present a fish ever had. It's gotta be just the right gift. Mrs. Joyce Griff: Well, this will be our third trip to look at the fish accessories at the pet shop.
	Unknown Episode: Dennis: Ahoy there, mateys. Let's batten down those hatches and all that nautical talk
	Unknown Episode: Dennis: Stanley is shopping for a new best friend fish.
	Unknown Episode: Harry: But Dennis, just because Stanley's been taking all his money to the pet shop doesn't mean he's gonna buy a new fish. Dennis: Perhaps, but whenever I ask him why he keeps going to the pet shop, all the says is that it's a big surprise. What could be a bigger surprise than being replaced by another fish? Harry: A bicycle.

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