Stanley Griff

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Jessica D. Stone

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Stanley Griff Quotes

	Unknown Episode: Marci: Come on, Stanley. It's still your turn! Stanley Griff: Okay, I've got it. Mimi, do you have a... dolphin? Mimi: Nope. Go fish.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: [regarding making potholders] But how does it work? Dennis: Well, I think if you look on the back of the box, there are instructions that tell you what to do. Marci: Instructions are boring. Mimi: [carelessly tosses the back of the box on top of Dennis's fish bowl] Yeah. All we have to do is just kind of stick all those stretchy things on that metal thingy, right?
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: Don't worry, Dennis. Harry and Elsie are outside. They won't hear me if I say "The Great Big Book of Everything." Harry, Elsie: [lifting the roof off of a dollhouse that they were hiding in] Harry and Elsie are in the house! Dennis: Oh no! Here we go again!
	Unknown Episode: Mimi: Hey, we did it! Stanley Griff: That's because we did it like a spider-- a step at a time. And if we keep going, I bet we'll have a potholder in no time.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: And I learned that if you want to do something different, it helps if you take it step by step. Dennis: Like going to sleep. Stanley Griff: What do you mean? Dennis: Well, to fall asleep, the first step is to close your eyes. The second step is to say good night! Stanley Griff: Good night, Dennis.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: [exiting his house with Mimi, Marci, Lester and Dennis] It's okay. The rain stopped. Lester Goldberg: Phew! It's still so hot out. Mimi: Don't worry. It's always nice and cool at the library.
	Unknown Episode: Marci: I wish we could play in the mud all day long like pigs. Stanley Griff: Hey, what a great idea. Maybe if we could meet some pigs, we could figure out how they get to play in the mud all the time.
	Unknown Episode: Dennis: Mmm, clean sheets feel really good when you wiggle your toes. Stanley Griff: Huh, I can imagine. There's nothing like going to sleep in a bowl of clean water. Dennis: That sounds pretty good, too. Good night, Dennis. Stanley Griff: Good night, little piglet Stanley.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: [yawns] Hello? Where is everyone? Mrs. Joyce Griff: Up here, sweetie. Stanley Griff: Hi. What are you doing? Mrs. Joyce Griff: Your dad was just showing me his new comic book. Mr. Griff: Not just show it. I was showing it off. I think it's the best one I've ever drawn.
	Unknown Episode: Lester Goldberg: Hi, Stanley. Guess what. Stanley Griff: Don't tell me. You have something special to show off. Lester Goldberg: How'd you know? Listen to this. I just made it up. Ha-ha-ha-ha-hiccup! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hiccup!
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: Everyone has something special to show off today. Except for me. Dennis: No! Stanley Griff: Yes. Cartwheels, giggle hiccups, even comics. Dennis: [yawns] Why don't you come curl up with us? We don't have anything special to show off. Elsie: Well, maybe some of us don't. Anyway, we promise not to show off if you don't want us to.
	Unknown Episode: Lester Goldberg: You draw really good, Stanley. Marci: And you know so much about animals. Dennis: You should be very proud of yourself, Stanley. Stanley Griff: I am. I'm proud... as a peacock.
	Unknown Episode: Harry: Could we have some quiet here? I need my beauty sleep. Stanley Griff: [giggles] Good night, Dennis. Dennis: Good night, peacock boy Stanley.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: Okay... ready or not, here I come! [leapfrogs Lester] Yippee! Marci: Stanley, we're playing frog and you're supposed to do something froggy every time you jump, remember? Stanley Griff: Oh yeah. I forgot that part. Let me try it again. Ribbit! Ribbit!
	Unknown Episode: Dennis: Today, we learned that flamingos strain their food out of water. Then they turn pink from their diet. Stanley Griff: And we learned that if you hold your arms out like a flamingo sticks out its wings, it helps you balance so you can stand on one leg. Dennis: Yes. Now if I only had any legs to stand on, I'd be all set. Stanley Griff: Ha ha ha. Good night, Dennis. Dennis: Good night, flamingo boy Stanley.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: Wow, we have a woodpecker! Cool! Mr. Griff: [nonplussed] Yeah, cool.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: I guess dad didn't mind the pecking too much, Dennis. Dennis: Oh? Why do you say that? Stanley Griff: He made his comic all about woodpeckers.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: The elephant king walked through the jungle. Boom, boom, boom! Boom, boom, boom! But his path is blocked by the dreaded cereal swamp. Oh no! The king is trapped. What can he do? It's up to Stanley to eat through the swamp single-handed. Mr. Griff: Ahem. Stanley? Your mom and I had an idea that's almost as exciting as an elephant trek. How would you boys like to go on an overnight camping trip?
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: I know the skunk musk smelled really awful, but skunks are pretty cool animals, aren't they? Dennis: Absolutely. Today I learned that skunks are gentle kind of weasel with a very effective defense. Stanley Griff: And I learned that responsibility means looking after someone and making sure they don't get into trouble, just like a mother skunk looks after her babies. Boy, I feel a lot better now that we got rid of Harry's skunk smell. Dennis: Me too. Especially since we're all sleeping in the same tent.
	Unknown Episode: Lionel Griff: So you still wanna throw around the old, uh, coconut? Stanley Griff: Cool. Lionel Griff: Hey, after, we can get some peanut butter ice cream
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: Boy, oh boy, won't Dennis be surprised when I give him the best goldfish present a fish ever had. It's gotta be just the right gift. Mrs. Joyce Griff: Well, this will be our third trip to look at the fish accessories at the pet shop.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: Wait till you see this. It's a castle for your fishbowl and I can put it in the water for you to play with anytime you want. Elsie: Ooh. Harry: Nice parapets, dude.
	Unknown Episode: Dennis: I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Stanley. I should have known we'd always be friends. Stanley Griff: That's okay. Sometimes I jump to conclusions, too. But everything's all right now, right Dennis? Or should I say your royal majesty Dennis, king of the fishbowl? Dennis: Just peachy, Sir Stanley. Or should I say best friend ever?
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: [lifting something up next to Dennis's fishbowl] Guess what I have, Dennis. [He pulls off a cloth] Ta-da! Oscar! He's our class pet! Miss Diaz said I could take him home this weekend. Dennis: That's quite an honor, Stanley. Stanley Griff: Yeah. I learned a lot about him. So I know how to take care of him. But you know why I really wanted to bring Oscar home? To meet you. Dennis: Really? Is he a goldfish? Stanley Griff: Nope, he's a musk turtle. See?
	Unknown Episode: Elsie: I'll let you in on a little secret, Stanley. At first, Harry and I didn't get along either. Stanley Griff: You didn't? Harry: We didn't? Elsie: Nope. He's a dog and I'm a cat. Harry: You're a cat? I thought you were a chihuahua.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: It looks like goldfish and musk turtles like living in the same kind of pond. Dennis: You mean we share the same habitat. Fresh, cool water with plenty of plant life. I suppose we do, Stanley.
	Unknown Episode: Oscar: Dinky? Dennis: Oscar? Oscar, how are you, old chum? Stanley, this is my old friend Oscar! Can you believe it? We grew up in the same pet store when we were babies. Stanley Griff: Wow! But... "Dinky"? Dennis: [blushes] Yes, well, that was my nickname back then, Stanley. I was just much smaller. Let's not talk about it.
	Unknown Episode: Dennis: But the one bad thing about becoming Oscar's friend again is... now I miss him, even his special stink. Stanley Griff: Cheer up, Dennis. Oscar needs a place to stay this summer. Dennis: He can live right here with us. Good night, musk turtle Stanley. Stanley Griff: Good night... Dinky. Dennis: Oh.
	Unknown Episode: Ms. Diaz: Okay. Good morning, class. Today we'll work on your macaroni art projects. But first, I want you to meet our newest student. This is Walter. He just moved here. All the way from snowy Alaska. Stanley Griff: Cool wolf shirt, Walter. Where'd you get it? Marci: Maybe he doesn't know. Ms. Diaz: Why don't you tell the class something about yourself, Walter? Walter: [extended silence, then... ] I like wolves. That's it.
	Unknown Episode: Stanley Griff: Lester, are you okay? Say something! Lester Goldberg: Wo-wo-wolf! Dennis: Did somebody cry "wolf"? Lester Goldberg: Yeah. Walter is a big, bad, scary wolf. Dennis: A big, bad, scary - Lester, are you sure? Lester Goldberg: He sure acts like one.

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