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Harry Stanley

Harry

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  Played by:
 Rene Mujica

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Harry Quotes

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Harry: Could we have some quiet here? I need my beauty sleep.
Stanley Griff: [giggles] Good night, Dennis.
Dennis: Good night, peacock boy Stanley.
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Harry, Elsie: [singing] No need to fall / Just stand up tall / We'll meet flamingos, one and all.
Dennis: Well, I suppose it beats "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."
Harry: Did someone say "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"?
Elsie: Well, I guess we could sing that too. Ready, Harry?
Harry, Elsie: [singing] Row, row, row your boat / Gently down the stream...
Dennis: [as the two continue] No, please! Forget I said anything!
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Harry: But Dennis, just because Stanley's been taking all his money to the pet shop doesn't mean he's gonna buy a new fish.
Dennis: Perhaps, but whenever I ask him why he keeps going to the pet shop, all the says is that it's a big surprise. What could be a bigger surprise than being replaced by another fish?
Harry: A bicycle.
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Stanley Griff: Wait till you see this. It's a castle for your fishbowl and I can put it in the water for you to play with anytime you want.
Elsie: Ooh.
Harry: Nice parapets, dude.
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Elsie: I'll let you in on a little secret, Stanley. At first, Harry and I didn't get along either.
Stanley Griff: You didn't?
Harry: We didn't?
Elsie: Nope. He's a dog and I'm a cat.
Harry: You're a cat? I thought you were a chihuahua.
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Harry: So what's the deal on big, bad, scary wolves?
Stanley Griff: They're not big or bad or scary. We were wrong.
Dennis: Cheer up, Stanley. We learned something new today.
Stanley Griff: Yeah, but I still feel bad. We made up our minds before getting to know them.
Lester Goldberg: Just like we did with Walter.
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Elsie: Come on. Hurry up, Dennis.
Dennis: [in the process of marking his score] A little patience please, Elsie.
Harry: 9?
Elsie: 9.
Harry: But I always get 10s.
Elsie: I don't know, Harry. Maybe your best years are behind you. You just don't have that puppy-like spring in your step anymore.
Harry: Stanley, let's show 'em!
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Elsie: If that thing flies, I'll - I'll take a bath in that birdbath.
Harry: But, Elsie, you're a cat.
Elsie: I'm aware of that, Harry.
Harry: But cats hate taking baths.
Elsie: Well, that's how sure I am that that chubby worm will never fly.
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Elsie: The last sitter you had wouldn't let us sleep on your bed.
Harry: That's right. We had to sleep on the floor like cats and d-- well, like house pets.
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Stanley Griff: I wonder where parrots come from.
Harry: The air, right? Birds just fly out of the air and land in the backyard. Happens all the time.
Stanley Griff: Well, I've seen robins and pigeons and even a bluebird in the backyard, but I've never seen a parrot. I wonder how come.
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Dennis: What's wrong, Stanley?
Stanley Griff: I keep wishing mom was here to tell me a story and tuck me in.
Dennis: I thought your dad did a neat job of tucking you in.
Harry: It sure put me to sleep. I could nap off just remembering it. [yawns]
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Harry: Who wants to play fetch? Come on, somebody. Throw the ball! Throw the ball!
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Stanley Griff: It sure is great having animal friends to love and take care of.
Dennis: Thank you, Stanley. I'm sure Harry and Elsie would agree that we feel the same way about you.
Harry: That's right, Stanley. You're my boy.
Dennis: The best friend a goldfish could ever have.
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Stanley Griff: [whispering] Would you forget what I said about not needing any help and come be on my team?
Harry: [nods happily, but sleepily, then puts his head down and snores]
Elsie: Harry must think you mean your dream team.
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Harry: Wow! There's the lake! Hey dudes, watch me catch a wave! Ha ha ha ha! [He runs and dives into the perfectly still lake]
Elsie: Oh, yeah? Watch me catch some ZZs.
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Dennis: Wonderful form for such a young athlete. This could be his year to win a medal.
Harry: Woof woof woof!
Stanley Griff: Tada!
Harry: Bravo! [howls]
Dennis: A perfect dismount. And now it's on to the ever-challenging treehouse rope swing.
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Elsie: What happened to playing lion with Daddy?
Stanley Griff: He went in the study and closed his door. That means he has to work.
Harry: [gasps] He closed the door?

Harry: Oh, goody! Time to chew on the living room couch!

Stanley Griff: I hate it when Daddy has to stop playing with me.
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Dennis the goldfish: Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a big round of applause for the king of the jungle.
Harry: King of the jungle? Well, that's like a lion, right? Well, stay cool, dudes. Don't freak!

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